Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

I am a dragon.
Twirling fire, burns my eyes so,
Chinese New Year sucks.
Haiku # 23155, November 3, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Tasty British treats
Crumpets and sweet tasty scones
How am I not gay?
Haiku # 23154, November 3, 2002 4:43 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Dolphins gotta lose
Packers will kick their asses
too cold for the fish
Haiku # 23153, November 3, 2002 4:08 pm ET
by me again
Brady is just GREAT
Bledsoe is still just so-so
Patriots KICK ASS
Haiku # 23152, November 3, 2002 4:07 pm ET
by guess who
Bin Laden journal
entry: "I love my easy
bake oven so much!"
Haiku # 23151, November 3, 2002 2:33 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Tonsil surgery
Large tatoo on my buttocks
Can't resist a dare!
Haiku # 23150, November 3, 2002 2:30 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Capture the Flag time.
Fun in the sun, so much joy.
Prison sure is cool.
Haiku # 23149, November 3, 2002 1:50 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Clash of the Titans!
Transformers versus Gobots...
...you get the Gobots.
Haiku # 23148, November 3, 2002 1:47 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston, MA
all soft clefts and curves
gently holding the shadows
waiting to be held
Haiku # 23147, November 3, 2002 11:44 am ET
by mount madonna mama
below the glaciers
flows a freshwater river
its going to change us
Haiku # 23146, November 3, 2002 11:38 am ET
by mount madonna mama
he thinks of barrels
just before her final breath
warmly familiar
Haiku # 23145, November 3, 2002 11:34 am ET
by mount madonna mama
She's raring to go
Hot monkey sex all night long
Love the one I'm with
Haiku # 23144, November 2, 2002 6:20 pm ET
by titus wong
I get the fish-eye
Girlfriend is watching hawk-like
Damn, my ex looks hot!
Haiku # 23143, November 2, 2002 6:14 pm ET
by titus wong
Tipsy ex-girlfriend
Slips my hand up her mini
Surprise! No panties
Haiku # 23142, November 2, 2002 6:11 pm ET
by titus wong
Virginty lost.
Magic stars and moon align
Her name eludes me.
Haiku # 23141, November 2, 2002 2:08 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Hey, "internet chick!"
Super Mario kicks ass.
You play too much DOOM!
Haiku # 23140, November 2, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Dirty playing cards,
Blackmail photos everywhere
Dad's tool shed is cool.
Haiku # 23139, November 2, 2002 1:04 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Do you remember
Godzilla versus King Kong?
Damn Japs always win!
Haiku # 23138, November 2, 2002 12:59 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Curry flavored burps
Is far preferable to
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 23137, November 1, 2002 5:48 pm ET
by titus wong
Tandoori chicken
Sag paneer, murg makhani, naan
Curry flavored burps
Haiku # 23136, November 1, 2002 5:20 pm ET
by titus wong
Cheap Indian food
All-you-can-eat vindaloo
Curry flavored burps
Haiku # 23135, November 1, 2002 5:14 pm ET
by titus wong
Please stop saying
Haiku # 23134, November 1, 2002 4:02 pm ET
by rebecca of san diego
power went out...dark....
back-ups chirping...server on
fire...get me S'mores
Haiku # 23133, November 1, 2002 3:50 pm ET
by onjaysun
I can't even count
yeah that was unlucky
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 23132, November 1, 2002 9:03 am ET
by mellie
yeah I'm lucky too
pity about clever though
I seem to get by
Haiku # 23131, November 1, 2002 9:00 am ET
by mellie
sometimes i'm clever
but sometimes i'm just lucky
and i don't notice
Haiku # 23130, November 1, 2002 6:31 am ET
by ash
to spare you what's next
i am going to take a break
have fun with my name
Haiku # 23129, November 1, 2002 4:55 am ET
by scotch
first time i've been spoofed
since i changed my name to scotch
(nice use of &gt)
Haiku # 23128, November 1, 2002 4:46 am ET
by scotch
things never seem to work
out for a person like me
so what can I do
Haiku # 23127, October 31, 2002 11:03 pm ET
by some internet chick
Have you ever wished
that you had never been born
would earth be better
Haiku # 23126, October 31, 2002 11:01 pm ET
by some internet chick
so traditional
Rocky Horror Picture Show
time for me to go!
Haiku # 23125, October 31, 2002 10:34 pm ET
by Halloween Hi-jinx
hmmm..well, I'm going
as the PMS Monster,
sure to haunt monthly
Haiku # 23124, October 31, 2002 10:33 pm ET
by k
will wear my orange
tutu tonight, flouncing for
my boyfriends pleasure ;>
Haiku # 23123, October 31, 2002 9:47 pm ET
by scotch
Spookyspooky day
Dress up like generic goth
And scare your bosses.
Haiku # 23122, October 31, 2002 7:43 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Heath Goodbar skors a
100 grand payday twixt 5th
Avenue and Clark
when Butterfinger
drops cup of gold, u-no that
big hunk's a goober.
Haiku # 23121, October 31, 2002 6:55 pm ET
by onjaysun (happy halloween)
white ball on green grass
eighty minutes back and forth:
zero-zero tie
Haiku # 23120, October 31, 2002 6:20 pm ET
by hangdog of Dallas
serendipity:
having a big forehead zit
and it's halloween
Haiku # 23119, October 31, 2002 6:19 pm ET
by scotch
aw, c'mon you don't
resemble a sorcerer...
"yes, master your wish..."
Haiku # 23118, October 31, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by hallow weenies?!?!
aw, c'mon you don't
expect me to believe in
vampires, do...argh~~gasp
Haiku # 23117, October 31, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by Gwen
I don't understand...
What exactly happened when
You tried to preview?
Haiku # 23116, October 31, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by Janis to Scotch
preview does odd things
it converted &lt to this: <
when i hit send - poof!
Haiku # 23115, October 31, 2002 4:08 pm ET
by scotch to janis
<gag;>
Haiku # 23114, October 31, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by scotch (an addendum)
my english colleague
served us marmite sandwiches
trick or treat? trick!
Haiku # 23113, October 31, 2002 4:02 pm ET
by scotch (a typo below, of course...)
yankees spell funny?
i'd say that we earned that right
the queen has a cock
Haiku # 23112, October 31, 2002 3:38 pm ET
by scotch (feeling unusally nationalist)
grandma has a cock?
let me see under that skirt,
grandma has a cock.
Haiku # 23111, October 31, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
maybe i'm a troll:
inflamatory haiku
sure is funny shit
Haiku # 23110, October 31, 2002 3:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
happy halloween
to all my haiku friends
play a few good tricks.
Haiku # 23109, October 31, 2002 3:02 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
old Martha Stewart?
she gets slammed with fraud charges
yeah, "it's a good thing"
Haiku # 23108, October 31, 2002 1:59 pm ET
by heh heh
trick or treat haiku
seems spirits can't count at all
sugar overload
Haiku # 23107, October 31, 2002 12:37 pm ET
by whoops r us
spirit's gone a haunting
cut holes in white cloth and be
three sheets to the wind
Haiku # 23106, October 31, 2002 12:24 pm ET
by Boston gal et al
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