Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

to spare you what's next
i am going to take a break
have fun with my name
Haiku # 23129, November 1, 2002 4:55 am ET
by scotch
first time i've been spoofed
since i changed my name to scotch
(nice use of &gt)
Haiku # 23128, November 1, 2002 4:46 am ET
by scotch
things never seem to work
out for a person like me
so what can I do
Haiku # 23127, October 31, 2002 11:03 pm ET
by some internet chick
Have you ever wished
that you had never been born
would earth be better
Haiku # 23126, October 31, 2002 11:01 pm ET
by some internet chick
so traditional
Rocky Horror Picture Show
time for me to go!
Haiku # 23125, October 31, 2002 10:34 pm ET
by Halloween Hi-jinx
hmmm..well, I'm going
as the PMS Monster,
sure to haunt monthly
Haiku # 23124, October 31, 2002 10:33 pm ET
by k
will wear my orange
tutu tonight, flouncing for
my boyfriends pleasure ;>
Haiku # 23123, October 31, 2002 9:47 pm ET
by scotch
Spookyspooky day
Dress up like generic goth
And scare your bosses.
Haiku # 23122, October 31, 2002 7:43 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Heath Goodbar skors a
100 grand payday twixt 5th
Avenue and Clark
when Butterfinger
drops cup of gold, u-no that
big hunk's a goober.
Haiku # 23121, October 31, 2002 6:55 pm ET
by onjaysun (happy halloween)
white ball on green grass
eighty minutes back and forth:
zero-zero tie
Haiku # 23120, October 31, 2002 6:20 pm ET
by hangdog of Dallas
serendipity:
having a big forehead zit
and it's halloween
Haiku # 23119, October 31, 2002 6:19 pm ET
by scotch
aw, c'mon you don't
resemble a sorcerer...
"yes, master your wish..."
Haiku # 23118, October 31, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by hallow weenies?!?!
aw, c'mon you don't
expect me to believe in
vampires, do...argh~~gasp
Haiku # 23117, October 31, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by Gwen
I don't understand...
What exactly happened when
You tried to preview?
Haiku # 23116, October 31, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by Janis to Scotch
preview does odd things
it converted &lt to this: <
when i hit send - poof!
Haiku # 23115, October 31, 2002 4:08 pm ET
by scotch to janis
<gag;>
Haiku # 23114, October 31, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by scotch (an addendum)
my english colleague
served us marmite sandwiches
trick or treat? trick!
Haiku # 23113, October 31, 2002 4:02 pm ET
by scotch (a typo below, of course...)
yankees spell funny?
i'd say that we earned that right
the queen has a cock
Haiku # 23112, October 31, 2002 3:38 pm ET
by scotch (feeling unusally nationalist)
grandma has a cock?
let me see under that skirt,
grandma has a cock.
Haiku # 23111, October 31, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
maybe i'm a troll:
inflamatory haiku
sure is funny shit
Haiku # 23110, October 31, 2002 3:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
happy halloween
to all my haiku friends
play a few good tricks.
Haiku # 23109, October 31, 2002 3:02 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
old Martha Stewart?
she gets slammed with fraud charges
yeah, "it's a good thing"
Haiku # 23108, October 31, 2002 1:59 pm ET
by heh heh
trick or treat haiku
seems spirits can't count at all
sugar overload
Haiku # 23107, October 31, 2002 12:37 pm ET
by whoops r us
spirit's gone a haunting
cut holes in white cloth and be
three sheets to the wind
Haiku # 23106, October 31, 2002 12:24 pm ET
by Boston gal et al
My graduation
party, an old family friend
whispered three little
words for success in
the future... "Nigerian
Commission Money"
Haiku # 23105, October 31, 2002 11:40 am ET
by onjaysun (son of a beloved but disposed leader)
jack just grins and stares
on this cold October night
glowing in the dark
Haiku # 23104, October 31, 2002 11:23 am ET
by howsyourweenie
frost tightens a twig
one leaf falls then another
white light through the clouds
Haiku # 23103, October 31, 2002 9:47 am ET
by mount madonna mama
Amsterdam hoertje
Sits in her kamer reading
She's mind-fucking you
Haiku # 23102, October 30, 2002 11:34 pm ET
by titus wong
kevin bacon linked
to al-queda in six steps
onion blooms again
Haiku # 23101, October 30, 2002 6:07 pm ET
by scotch
autoerotic vinyl death
Haiku # 23100, October 30, 2002 5:55 pm ET
by AVD
model behavior
a good thing for prisoners,
not so for models
Haiku # 23099, October 30, 2002 5:36 pm ET
by scotch (oh well, i had fun)
apolitical
the moon performs on schedule
ordained by nature
Haiku # 23098, October 30, 2002 4:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
could it be jack frost
relentlessly coloring
orange on his sleeve
Haiku # 23097, October 30, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by perfect New England day
it's not the moon's fault
that nature succumbs, love blooms
and poet's dribble
Haiku # 23096, October 30, 2002 4:45 pm ET
by ...or is it?
worn old threads of wool
on the backs of naked sheep
my itchy sweater


~on a cold October day
Haiku # 23095, October 30, 2002 4:12 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Tranquility Base
here, Gramps was right,looks like a
'64 Cheddar
Haiku # 23094, October 30, 2002 2:58 pm ET
by onjaysun
serenade to love?
instead it's just a space trip
dusty rock above
Haiku # 23093, October 30, 2002 1:12 pm ET
by A. Musing
ah, beautiful moon
solemn, wise, silent, alone
above all, blameless
Haiku # 23092, October 30, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by Boston gal
good one, onjaysun
cleverness in bad haiku
appreciate it
Haiku # 23091, October 30, 2002 11:34 am ET
by heh heh
As for protesting,
I am against it but have
no way to show it.
Haiku # 23090, October 30, 2002 11:16 am ET
by onjaysun (thx MH)
the little black dog
snores softly, its blind eye
watching dreams go by
Haiku # 23089, October 30, 2002 10:08 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
A crisp cold fall day
A needed morning coffee
Fails to wake me
Haiku # 23088, October 30, 2002 9:57 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
with mangled english
americans spell funny
not haha but strange
Haiku # 23087, October 30, 2002 1:17 am ET
by ash
haunted traveler
spectre of quiet anguish
the lady in grey
Haiku # 23086, October 29, 2002 11:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Udupis, Dhosas,
Idlis, Chutney, Samosas,
Uthappam, Yum-yum!
Haiku # 23085, October 29, 2002 11:16 pm ET
by Dr. Claw of ???
invisible moon
cloaked within folds of darkness
orphan of heaven
Haiku # 23084, October 29, 2002 10:25 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
now, cats have nine lives
(or so the story is told)
"ain't fair", says Rover
Haiku # 23083, October 29, 2002 10:12 pm ET
by on a lighter note r us
time rushes headlong
watching my parents grow old
helpless to stop it
Haiku # 23082, October 29, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by whaddya gonna do r us
under a wood bridge
beggars sleep in cold night air
entangled in wine
Haiku # 23081, October 29, 2002 10:06 pm ET
by grateful not to be homeless r us
his rum glass empties
evening becomes uncertain
children hesitate
Haiku # 23080, October 29, 2002 9:57 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar remembers
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