will wear my orange
tutu tonight, flouncing for
my boyfriends pleasure ;>

Spookyspooky day
Dress up like generic goth
And scare your bosses.

Heath Goodbar skors a
100 grand payday twixt 5th
Avenue and Clark
when Butterfinger
drops cup of gold, u-no that
big hunk's a goober.

white ball on green grass
eighty minutes back and forth:
zero-zero tie

serendipity:
having a big forehead zit
and it's halloween

aw, c'mon you don't
resemble a sorcerer...
"yes, master your wish..."

aw, c'mon you don't
expect me to believe in
vampires, do...argh~~gasp

I don't understand...
What exactly happened when
You tried to preview?

preview does odd things
it converted &lt to this: <
when i hit send - poof!

<gag;>

my english colleague
served us marmite sandwiches
trick or treat? trick!

yankees spell funny?
i'd say that we earned that right
the queen has a cock

grandma has a cock?
let me see under that skirt,
grandma has a cock.

maybe i'm a troll:
inflamatory haiku
sure is funny shit

happy halloween
to all my haiku friends
play a few good tricks.

old Martha Stewart?
she gets slammed with fraud charges
yeah, "it's a good thing"

trick or treat haiku
seems spirits can't count at all
sugar overload

spirit's gone a haunting
cut holes in white cloth and be
three sheets to the wind

My graduation
party, an old family friend
whispered three little
words for success in
the future... "Nigerian
Commission Money"

jack just grins and stares
on this cold October night
glowing in the dark

frost tightens a twig
one leaf falls then another
white light through the clouds

Amsterdam hoertje
Sits in her kamer reading
She's mind-fucking you

kevin bacon linked
to al-queda in six steps
onion blooms again

autoerotic vinyl death

model behavior
a good thing for prisoners,
not so for models

apolitical
the moon performs on schedule
ordained by nature

could it be jack frost
relentlessly coloring
orange on his sleeve

it's not the moon's fault
that nature succumbs, love blooms
and poet's dribble

worn old threads of wool
on the backs of naked sheep
my itchy sweater


~on a cold October day

Tranquility Base
here, Gramps was right,looks like a
'64 Cheddar

serenade to love?
instead it's just a space trip
dusty rock above

ah, beautiful moon
solemn, wise, silent, alone
above all, blameless

good one, onjaysun
cleverness in bad haiku
appreciate it

As for protesting,
I am against it but have
no way to show it.

the little black dog
snores softly, its blind eye
watching dreams go by

A crisp cold fall day
A needed morning coffee
Fails to wake me

with mangled english
americans spell funny
not haha but strange

haunted traveler
spectre of quiet anguish
the lady in grey

Udupis, Dhosas,
Idlis, Chutney, Samosas,
Uthappam, Yum-yum!

invisible moon
cloaked within folds of darkness
orphan of heaven

now, cats have nine lives
(or so the story is told)
"ain't fair", says Rover

time rushes headlong
watching my parents grow old
helpless to stop it

under a wood bridge
beggars sleep in cold night air
entangled in wine

his rum glass empties
evening becomes uncertain
children hesitate

counting down the days
till bad haiku turns age six
four-teen days to go

and I dont know why
but its quite a silly thing
go ahead and laugh

thats not really true
Sorry I do really hate frog
'Fraid of them more like

not saying bad things
about the slimmy green frogs
I also like frogs

no disrespect chick,
I just respect how frogs look,
and also pussy

frogs are ok, don't laugh,
if your pussy was green and
wet, how would IT look?