Clash of the Titans!
Transformers versus Gobots...
...you get the Gobots.

all soft clefts and curves
gently holding the shadows
waiting to be held

below the glaciers
flows a freshwater river
its going to change us

he thinks of barrels
just before her final breath
warmly familiar

She's raring to go
Hot monkey sex all night long
Love the one I'm with

I get the fish-eye
Girlfriend is watching hawk-like
Damn, my ex looks hot!

Tipsy ex-girlfriend
Slips my hand up her mini
Surprise! No panties

Virginty lost.
Magic stars and moon align
Her name eludes me.

Hey, "internet chick!"
Super Mario kicks ass.
You play too much DOOM!

Dirty playing cards,
Blackmail photos everywhere
Dad's tool shed is cool.

Do you remember
Godzilla versus King Kong?
Damn Japs always win!

Curry flavored burps
Is far preferable to
Grandma has a cock

Tandoori chicken
Sag paneer, murg makhani, naan
Curry flavored burps

Cheap Indian food
All-you-can-eat vindaloo
Curry flavored burps

Please stop saying

power went out...dark....
back-ups chirping...server on
fire...get me S'mores

I can't even count
yeah that was unlucky
grandma has a cock

yeah I'm lucky too
pity about clever though
I seem to get by

sometimes i'm clever
but sometimes i'm just lucky
and i don't notice

to spare you what's next
i am going to take a break
have fun with my name

first time i've been spoofed
since i changed my name to scotch
(nice use of &gt)

things never seem to work
out for a person like me
so what can I do

Have you ever wished
that you had never been born
would earth be better

so traditional
Rocky Horror Picture Show
time for me to go!

hmmm..well, I'm going
as the PMS Monster,
sure to haunt monthly

will wear my orange
tutu tonight, flouncing for
my boyfriends pleasure ;>

Spookyspooky day
Dress up like generic goth
And scare your bosses.

Heath Goodbar skors a
100 grand payday twixt 5th
Avenue and Clark
when Butterfinger
drops cup of gold, u-no that
big hunk's a goober.

white ball on green grass
eighty minutes back and forth:
zero-zero tie

serendipity:
having a big forehead zit
and it's halloween

aw, c'mon you don't
resemble a sorcerer...
"yes, master your wish..."

aw, c'mon you don't
expect me to believe in
vampires, do...argh~~gasp

I don't understand...
What exactly happened when
You tried to preview?

preview does odd things
it converted &lt to this: <
when i hit send - poof!

<gag;>

my english colleague
served us marmite sandwiches
trick or treat? trick!

yankees spell funny?
i'd say that we earned that right
the queen has a cock

grandma has a cock?
let me see under that skirt,
grandma has a cock.

maybe i'm a troll:
inflamatory haiku
sure is funny shit

happy halloween
to all my haiku friends
play a few good tricks.

old Martha Stewart?
she gets slammed with fraud charges
yeah, "it's a good thing"

trick or treat haiku
seems spirits can't count at all
sugar overload

spirit's gone a haunting
cut holes in white cloth and be
three sheets to the wind

My graduation
party, an old family friend
whispered three little
words for success in
the future... "Nigerian
Commission Money"

jack just grins and stares
on this cold October night
glowing in the dark

frost tightens a twig
one leaf falls then another
white light through the clouds

Amsterdam hoertje
Sits in her kamer reading
She's mind-fucking you

kevin bacon linked
to al-queda in six steps
onion blooms again

autoerotic vinyl death

model behavior
a good thing for prisoners,
not so for models