I get the fish-eye
Girlfriend is watching hawk-like
Damn, my ex looks hot!
by titus wong
Tipsy ex-girlfriend
Slips my hand up her mini
Surprise! No panties
by titus wong
Virginty lost.
Magic stars and moon align
Her name eludes me.
by Badlands of Boston
Hey, "internet chick!"
Super Mario kicks ass.
You play too much DOOM!
by Badlands of Boston
Dirty playing cards,
Blackmail photos everywhere
Dad's tool shed is cool.
by Badlands of Boston
Do you remember
Godzilla versus King Kong?
Damn Japs always win!
by Badlands of Boston
Curry flavored burps
Is far preferable to
Grandma has a cock
by titus wong
Tandoori chicken
Sag paneer, murg makhani, naan
Curry flavored burps
by titus wong
Cheap Indian food
All-you-can-eat vindaloo
Curry flavored burps
by titus wong
Please stop saying
by rebecca of san diego
power went out...dark....
back-ups chirping...server on
fire...get me S'mores
by onjaysun
I can't even count
yeah that was unlucky
grandma has a cock
by mellie
yeah I'm lucky too
pity about clever though
I seem to get by
by mellie
sometimes i'm clever
but sometimes i'm just lucky
and i don't notice
by ash
to spare you what's next
i am going to take a break
have fun with my name
by scotch
first time i've been spoofed
since i changed my name to scotch
(nice use of >)
by scotch
things never seem to work
out for a person like me
so what can I do
by some internet chick
Have you ever wished
that you had never been born
would earth be better
by some internet chick
so traditional
Rocky Horror Picture Show
time for me to go!
by Halloween Hi-jinx
hmmm..well, I'm going
as the PMS Monster,
sure to haunt monthly
by k
will wear my orange
tutu tonight, flouncing for
my boyfriends pleasure ;>
by scotch
Spookyspooky day
Dress up like generic goth
And scare your bosses.
by WyldKyss
Heath Goodbar skors a
100 grand payday twixt 5th
Avenue and Clark
when Butterfinger
drops cup of gold, u-no that
big hunk's a goober.
by onjaysun (happy halloween)
white ball on green grass
eighty minutes back and forth:
zero-zero tie
by hangdog of Dallas
serendipity:
having a big forehead zit
and it's halloween
by scotch
aw, c'mon you don't
resemble a sorcerer...
"yes, master your wish..."
by hallow weenies?!?!
aw, c'mon you don't
expect me to believe in
vampires, do...argh~~gasp
by Gwen
I don't understand...
What exactly happened when
You tried to preview?
by Janis to Scotch
preview does odd things
it converted < to this: <
when i hit send - poof!
by scotch to janis
<gag;>
by scotch (an addendum)
my english colleague
served us marmite sandwiches
trick or treat? trick!
by scotch (a typo below, of course...)
yankees spell funny?
i'd say that we earned that right
the queen has a cock
by scotch (feeling unusally nationalist)
grandma has a cock?
let me see under that skirt,
grandma has a cock.
by Anonymous Poet
maybe i'm a troll:
inflamatory haiku
sure is funny shit
by Anonymous Poet
happy halloween
to all my haiku friends
play a few good tricks.
by tiger of vegas
old Martha Stewart?
she gets slammed with fraud charges
yeah, "it's a good thing"
by heh heh
trick or treat haiku
seems spirits can't count at all
sugar overload
by whoops r us
spirit's gone a haunting
cut holes in white cloth and be
three sheets to the wind
by Boston gal et al
My graduation
party, an old family friend
whispered three little
words for success in
the future... "Nigerian
Commission Money"
by onjaysun (son of a beloved but disposed leader)
jack just grins and stares
on this cold October night
glowing in the dark
by howsyourweenie
frost tightens a twig
one leaf falls then another
white light through the clouds
by mount madonna mama
Amsterdam hoertje
Sits in her kamer reading
She's mind-fucking you
by titus wong
kevin bacon linked
to al-queda in six steps
onion blooms again
by scotch
autoerotic vinyl death
by AVD
model behavior
a good thing for prisoners,
not so for models
by scotch (oh well, i had fun)
apolitical
the moon performs on schedule
ordained by nature
by Anonymous Poet
could it be jack frost
relentlessly coloring
orange on his sleeve
by perfect New England day
it's not the moon's fault
that nature succumbs, love blooms
and poet's dribble
by ...or is it?
worn old threads of wool
on the backs of naked sheep
my itchy sweater
~on a cold October day
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Tranquility Base
here, Gramps was right,looks like a
'64 Cheddar
by onjaysun
