Bin Laden Journal
can't really dignify that
rather pass on him

Bin Laden Journal
can't really dignify him
rather pass on that

Bin Laden journal
entry number 2: "Justin
Timberlake....TOO HOT!"

1984?
I had just turned nine years old
Barbie has no cock

1984
just say no Nancy, say no.
Reagan gave me AIDS

a sweat stained straw hat
wind rolled to the fence
filled with
grass and sparrow eggs

sea settles to sleep
soft nautical lullaby
whispers on wet sand

snow birds face the sea
searching for more tomorrows
in its gentle troughs

Bum says God bless you
My pockets jingle with coin
As I walk away

Bum pimps me for change
Cold bleeds through my windbreaker
My heart is a stone

in the dark night
type the poem on the keys
haiku is good

removing metal
from the bones inside my foot
that's going to hurt

the rainbirds ko-el
without apparent effect
as drought continues

damn thiz hell like world
it has turned me 2 be EVIL
my heart pumpz hatred

consatantly craving
I know I'm a greedy bitch
maybe I'm wanton

fingers clench, release
nightly ritual complete
Peter grabs napkins

tapping on the glass
envy in the best man's eyes
as he toasts the groom

why, oh why, oh why?
very unsatisfying
so emotionless

A hand job
A little pleasure but free
Seedy little woman
but..willing

bright red envelopes
filled with cash make me happy
what is not to like

I am a dragon.
Twirling fire, burns my eyes so,
Chinese New Year sucks.

Tasty British treats
Crumpets and sweet tasty scones
How am I not gay?

Dolphins gotta lose
Packers will kick their asses
too cold for the fish

Brady is just GREAT
Bledsoe is still just so-so
Patriots KICK ASS

Bin Laden journal
entry: "I love my easy
bake oven so much!"

Tonsil surgery
Large tatoo on my buttocks
Can't resist a dare!

Capture the Flag time.
Fun in the sun, so much joy.
Prison sure is cool.

Clash of the Titans!
Transformers versus Gobots...
...you get the Gobots.

all soft clefts and curves
gently holding the shadows
waiting to be held

below the glaciers
flows a freshwater river
its going to change us

he thinks of barrels
just before her final breath
warmly familiar

She's raring to go
Hot monkey sex all night long
Love the one I'm with

I get the fish-eye
Girlfriend is watching hawk-like
Damn, my ex looks hot!

Tipsy ex-girlfriend
Slips my hand up her mini
Surprise! No panties

Virginty lost.
Magic stars and moon align
Her name eludes me.

Hey, "internet chick!"
Super Mario kicks ass.
You play too much DOOM!

Dirty playing cards,
Blackmail photos everywhere
Dad's tool shed is cool.

Do you remember
Godzilla versus King Kong?
Damn Japs always win!

Curry flavored burps
Is far preferable to
Grandma has a cock

Tandoori chicken
Sag paneer, murg makhani, naan
Curry flavored burps

Cheap Indian food
All-you-can-eat vindaloo
Curry flavored burps

Please stop saying

power went out...dark....
back-ups chirping...server on
fire...get me S'mores

I can't even count
yeah that was unlucky
grandma has a cock

yeah I'm lucky too
pity about clever though
I seem to get by

sometimes i'm clever
but sometimes i'm just lucky
and i don't notice

to spare you what's next
i am going to take a break
have fun with my name

first time i've been spoofed
since i changed my name to scotch
(nice use of &gt)

things never seem to work
out for a person like me
so what can I do

Have you ever wished
that you had never been born
would earth be better