Bum says God bless you
My pockets jingle with coin
As I walk away
by titus wong
Bum pimps me for change
Cold bleeds through my windbreaker
My heart is a stone
by titus wong
in the dark night
type the poem on the keys
haiku is good
by conner dunvegan of earth
removing metal
from the bones inside my foot
that's going to hurt
by ash
the rainbirds ko-el
without apparent effect
as drought continues
by ash
damn thiz hell like world
it has turned me 2 be EVIL
my heart pumpz hatred
by real haiku
consatantly craving
I know I'm a greedy bitch
maybe I'm wanton
by mellie
fingers clench, release
nightly ritual complete
Peter grabs napkins
by not buying it r us
tapping on the glass
envy in the best man's eyes
as he toasts the groom
by wedding weekender
why, oh why, oh why?
very unsatisfying
so emotionless
by hand jobs are for losers
A hand job
A little pleasure but free
Seedy little woman
but..willing
by peter searle the younger of Australia
bright red envelopes
filled with cash make me happy
what is not to like
by Chinese New Year ROCKS
I am a dragon.
Twirling fire, burns my eyes so,
Chinese New Year sucks.
by Badlands of Boston
Tasty British treats
Crumpets and sweet tasty scones
How am I not gay?
by Badlands of Boston
Dolphins gotta lose
Packers will kick their asses
too cold for the fish
by me again
Brady is just GREAT
Bledsoe is still just so-so
Patriots KICK ASS
by guess who
Bin Laden journal
entry: "I love my easy
bake oven so much!"
by Badlands of Boston
Tonsil surgery
Large tatoo on my buttocks
Can't resist a dare!
by Badlands of Boston
Capture the Flag time.
Fun in the sun, so much joy.
Prison sure is cool.
by Badlands of Boston
Clash of the Titans!
Transformers versus Gobots...
...you get the Gobots.
by Badlands of Boston, MA
all soft clefts and curves
gently holding the shadows
waiting to be held
by mount madonna mama
below the glaciers
flows a freshwater river
its going to change us
by mount madonna mama
he thinks of barrels
just before her final breath
warmly familiar
by mount madonna mama
She's raring to go
Hot monkey sex all night long
Love the one I'm with
by titus wong
I get the fish-eye
Girlfriend is watching hawk-like
Damn, my ex looks hot!
by titus wong
Tipsy ex-girlfriend
Slips my hand up her mini
Surprise! No panties
by titus wong
Virginty lost.
Magic stars and moon align
Her name eludes me.
by Badlands of Boston
Hey, "internet chick!"
Super Mario kicks ass.
You play too much DOOM!
by Badlands of Boston
Dirty playing cards,
Blackmail photos everywhere
Dad's tool shed is cool.
by Badlands of Boston
Do you remember
Godzilla versus King Kong?
Damn Japs always win!
by Badlands of Boston
Curry flavored burps
Is far preferable to
Grandma has a cock
by titus wong
Tandoori chicken
Sag paneer, murg makhani, naan
Curry flavored burps
by titus wong
Cheap Indian food
All-you-can-eat vindaloo
Curry flavored burps
by titus wong
Please stop saying
by rebecca of san diego
power went out...dark....
back-ups chirping...server on
fire...get me S'mores
by onjaysun
I can't even count
yeah that was unlucky
grandma has a cock
by mellie
yeah I'm lucky too
pity about clever though
I seem to get by
by mellie
sometimes i'm clever
but sometimes i'm just lucky
and i don't notice
by ash
to spare you what's next
i am going to take a break
have fun with my name
by scotch
first time i've been spoofed
since i changed my name to scotch
(nice use of >)
by scotch
things never seem to work
out for a person like me
so what can I do
by some internet chick
Have you ever wished
that you had never been born
would earth be better
by some internet chick
so traditional
Rocky Horror Picture Show
time for me to go!
by Halloween Hi-jinx
hmmm..well, I'm going
as the PMS Monster,
sure to haunt monthly
by k
will wear my orange
tutu tonight, flouncing for
my boyfriends pleasure ;>
by scotch
Spookyspooky day
Dress up like generic goth
And scare your bosses.
by WyldKyss
Heath Goodbar skors a
100 grand payday twixt 5th
Avenue and Clark
when Butterfinger
drops cup of gold, u-no that
big hunk's a goober.
by onjaysun (happy halloween)
white ball on green grass
eighty minutes back and forth:
zero-zero tie
by hangdog of Dallas
serendipity:
having a big forehead zit
and it's halloween
by scotch
aw, c'mon you don't
resemble a sorcerer...
"yes, master your wish..."
by hallow weenies?!?!
