Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

tapping on the glass
envy in the best man's eyes
as he toasts the groom
Haiku # 23159, November 3, 2002 6:56 pm ET
by wedding weekender
why, oh why, oh why?
very unsatisfying
so emotionless
Haiku # 23158, November 3, 2002 6:49 pm ET
by hand jobs are for losers
A hand job
A little pleasure but free
Seedy little woman
but..willing
Haiku # 23157, November 3, 2002 6:41 pm ET
by peter searle the younger of Australia
bright red envelopes
filled with cash make me happy
what is not to like
Haiku # 23156, November 3, 2002 4:58 pm ET
by Chinese New Year ROCKS
I am a dragon.
Twirling fire, burns my eyes so,
Chinese New Year sucks.
Haiku # 23155, November 3, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Tasty British treats
Crumpets and sweet tasty scones
How am I not gay?
Haiku # 23154, November 3, 2002 4:43 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Dolphins gotta lose
Packers will kick their asses
too cold for the fish
Haiku # 23153, November 3, 2002 4:08 pm ET
by me again
Brady is just GREAT
Bledsoe is still just so-so
Patriots KICK ASS
Haiku # 23152, November 3, 2002 4:07 pm ET
by guess who
Bin Laden journal
entry: "I love my easy
bake oven so much!"
Haiku # 23151, November 3, 2002 2:33 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Tonsil surgery
Large tatoo on my buttocks
Can't resist a dare!
Haiku # 23150, November 3, 2002 2:30 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Capture the Flag time.
Fun in the sun, so much joy.
Prison sure is cool.
Haiku # 23149, November 3, 2002 1:50 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Clash of the Titans!
Transformers versus Gobots...
...you get the Gobots.
Haiku # 23148, November 3, 2002 1:47 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston, MA
all soft clefts and curves
gently holding the shadows
waiting to be held
Haiku # 23147, November 3, 2002 11:44 am ET
by mount madonna mama
below the glaciers
flows a freshwater river
its going to change us
Haiku # 23146, November 3, 2002 11:38 am ET
by mount madonna mama
he thinks of barrels
just before her final breath
warmly familiar
Haiku # 23145, November 3, 2002 11:34 am ET
by mount madonna mama
She's raring to go
Hot monkey sex all night long
Love the one I'm with
Haiku # 23144, November 2, 2002 6:20 pm ET
by titus wong
I get the fish-eye
Girlfriend is watching hawk-like
Damn, my ex looks hot!
Haiku # 23143, November 2, 2002 6:14 pm ET
by titus wong
Tipsy ex-girlfriend
Slips my hand up her mini
Surprise! No panties
Haiku # 23142, November 2, 2002 6:11 pm ET
by titus wong
Virginty lost.
Magic stars and moon align
Her name eludes me.
Haiku # 23141, November 2, 2002 2:08 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Hey, "internet chick!"
Super Mario kicks ass.
You play too much DOOM!
Haiku # 23140, November 2, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Dirty playing cards,
Blackmail photos everywhere
Dad's tool shed is cool.
Haiku # 23139, November 2, 2002 1:04 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Do you remember
Godzilla versus King Kong?
Damn Japs always win!
Haiku # 23138, November 2, 2002 12:59 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Curry flavored burps
Is far preferable to
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 23137, November 1, 2002 5:48 pm ET
by titus wong
Tandoori chicken
Sag paneer, murg makhani, naan
Curry flavored burps
Haiku # 23136, November 1, 2002 5:20 pm ET
by titus wong
Cheap Indian food
All-you-can-eat vindaloo
Curry flavored burps
Haiku # 23135, November 1, 2002 5:14 pm ET
by titus wong
Please stop saying
Haiku # 23134, November 1, 2002 4:02 pm ET
by rebecca of san diego
power went out...dark....
back-ups chirping...server on
fire...get me S'mores
Haiku # 23133, November 1, 2002 3:50 pm ET
by onjaysun
I can't even count
yeah that was unlucky
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 23132, November 1, 2002 9:03 am ET
by mellie
yeah I'm lucky too
pity about clever though
I seem to get by
Haiku # 23131, November 1, 2002 9:00 am ET
by mellie
sometimes i'm clever
but sometimes i'm just lucky
and i don't notice
Haiku # 23130, November 1, 2002 6:31 am ET
by ash
to spare you what's next
i am going to take a break
have fun with my name
Haiku # 23129, November 1, 2002 4:55 am ET
by scotch
first time i've been spoofed
since i changed my name to scotch
(nice use of &gt)
Haiku # 23128, November 1, 2002 4:46 am ET
by scotch
things never seem to work
out for a person like me
so what can I do
Haiku # 23127, October 31, 2002 11:03 pm ET
by some internet chick
Have you ever wished
that you had never been born
would earth be better
Haiku # 23126, October 31, 2002 11:01 pm ET
by some internet chick
so traditional
Rocky Horror Picture Show
time for me to go!
Haiku # 23125, October 31, 2002 10:34 pm ET
by Halloween Hi-jinx
hmmm..well, I'm going
as the PMS Monster,
sure to haunt monthly
Haiku # 23124, October 31, 2002 10:33 pm ET
by k
will wear my orange
tutu tonight, flouncing for
my boyfriends pleasure ;>
Haiku # 23123, October 31, 2002 9:47 pm ET
by scotch
Spookyspooky day
Dress up like generic goth
And scare your bosses.
Haiku # 23122, October 31, 2002 7:43 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Heath Goodbar skors a
100 grand payday twixt 5th
Avenue and Clark
when Butterfinger
drops cup of gold, u-no that
big hunk's a goober.
Haiku # 23121, October 31, 2002 6:55 pm ET
by onjaysun (happy halloween)
white ball on green grass
eighty minutes back and forth:
zero-zero tie
Haiku # 23120, October 31, 2002 6:20 pm ET
by hangdog of Dallas
serendipity:
having a big forehead zit
and it's halloween
Haiku # 23119, October 31, 2002 6:19 pm ET
by scotch
aw, c'mon you don't
resemble a sorcerer...
"yes, master your wish..."
Haiku # 23118, October 31, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by hallow weenies?!?!
aw, c'mon you don't
expect me to believe in
vampires, do...argh~~gasp
Haiku # 23117, October 31, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by Gwen
I don't understand...
What exactly happened when
You tried to preview?
Haiku # 23116, October 31, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by Janis to Scotch
preview does odd things
it converted &lt to this: <
when i hit send - poof!
Haiku # 23115, October 31, 2002 4:08 pm ET
by scotch to janis
<gag;>
Haiku # 23114, October 31, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by scotch (an addendum)
my english colleague
served us marmite sandwiches
trick or treat? trick!
Haiku # 23113, October 31, 2002 4:02 pm ET
by scotch (a typo below, of course...)
yankees spell funny?
i'd say that we earned that right
the queen has a cock
Haiku # 23112, October 31, 2002 3:38 pm ET
by scotch (feeling unusally nationalist)
grandma has a cock?
let me see under that skirt,
grandma has a cock.
Haiku # 23111, October 31, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
maybe i'm a troll:
inflamatory haiku
sure is funny shit
Haiku # 23110, October 31, 2002 3:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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