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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Big Olive Garden
date tonight, what to wear? Help
me Garanimals!
Haiku # 23240, November 8, 2002 11:25 am ET
by onjaysun
At my friend Lola's
I graciously accepted
this wonderful prize.
Haiku # 23239, November 8, 2002 11:24 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
internet chick when
are you going to ignore
me? Thanks for the posts....
Haiku # 23238, November 7, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by k_against_moronic_chicks
people can not drive here
don't know when to stop or go
what is up with that?
Haiku # 23237, November 7, 2002 7:02 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
But at least I did
not steal YOUR weedwacker and...
yeah, sleep with YOUR wife!
Haiku # 23236, November 7, 2002 6:28 pm ET
by the neighbor
pine needle storm knows
no property lines but still....
IT'S THE NEIGHBORS FAULT!
Haiku # 23235, November 7, 2002 6:23 pm ET
by onjaysun
grinning Chesire moon
sly scimitar shines above
slicing sky with wit
Haiku # 23234, November 7, 2002 5:50 pm ET
by a work in progress r us
autumn scarlet fire
reddens lips and barest cheek
leaves pile at my feet
Haiku # 23233, November 7, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by Boston gal
hhhmmm, that gwenhyfar
sometimes hits the nail on head
rare that she misses
Haiku # 23232, November 7, 2002 12:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet sez thanx
What is it, Lassie?
S I C's in trouble? Get
Clarence to watch her.
Haiku # 23231, November 7, 2002 11:25 am ET
by onjaysun
why is it that every-
one seems to hate S I C
what is it she did?
Haiku # 23230, November 7, 2002 10:14 am ET
by angel watching over me
get over it chick
spend time learning some spelling
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 23229, November 7, 2002 8:12 am ET
by mellie
so anyway I
was saying that this one post
really worked for me
Haiku # 23228, November 7, 2002 5:17 am ET
by k
internet chick is
a bitter and yet oddly
sentimental chick
Haiku # 23227, November 7, 2002 5:16 am ET
by k
Somewhat new to here,
I've written a few haikus
Hope you wont be mean
(to me too)
Haiku # 23226, November 6, 2002 11:44 pm ET
by Angels watching over me
oh but you're still here
wasting time in the late night
boring me to tears
Haiku # 23225, November 6, 2002 11:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet says YAWN
the last I will say
to a lozer like you, I
dont care what you write
Haiku # 23224, November 6, 2002 11:27 pm ET
by some internet chick
as I said before
Not wasting my time on such
a lozer like you
Haiku # 23223, November 6, 2002 11:26 pm ET
by some internet chick
time for night-night slut
turn off your PC get your
sorry ass to bed
Haiku # 23222, November 6, 2002 11:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Do you think I care
about your insults to me
well you are dead wrong!
Haiku # 23221, November 6, 2002 11:20 pm ET
by some internet chick
as you all can see
internet chick has issues
a poor sick puppy
Haiku # 23220, November 6, 2002 11:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lozer, for all we care
you can go to Hell and burn
no one will miss you

(HAPPY NOW ASS)
Haiku # 23219, November 6, 2002 11:14 pm ET
by some internet chick
Not wasting my time
on such a lozer like you
dont care what you write
Haiku # 23218, November 6, 2002 11:12 pm ET
by some internet chick
k? I don't think so
go try again sweetie-pie
many find you trite
Haiku # 23217, November 6, 2002 11:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
K, for all we care
you can go to Hell and burn
no one will miss you
Haiku # 23216, November 6, 2002 11:09 pm ET
by some internet chick
her heart is ripe
and would that it could be ripped
if she should spell right
Haiku # 23215, November 6, 2002 11:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the Trolls back I see
trys to hurt me with his words
doesnt bother me
Haiku # 23214, November 6, 2002 11:07 pm ET
by some internet chick
what pain he has caused
riped my heart out from my chest
doesnt see the pain
Haiku # 23213, November 6, 2002 11:05 pm ET
by some internet chick
oh yeah...there's that chick
poor sappy internet slut
boo hoo oh so sad
Haiku # 23212, November 6, 2002 11:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
is there a chance that
onjaysun & gwenhyfar
would get together
Haiku # 23211, November 6, 2002 10:59 pm ET
by interesting match?
its really quite sad
how someone can break your heart
and not even care
Haiku # 23210, November 6, 2002 10:57 pm ET
by some internet chick
Gwenhyfar writes great
haikus...thanks for showing some
creativity
Haiku # 23209, November 6, 2002 7:44 pm ET
by k
carrying moonlight
from the greenhouse I bring in
a white peony
Haiku # 23208, November 6, 2002 6:04 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
old forgotten path
with each year it narrows more
into brambled woods
Haiku # 23207, November 6, 2002 5:50 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
you all should be here
the inventions of autumn
everywhere today
Haiku # 23206, November 6, 2002 5:49 pm ET
by New England r us
Winona: GUILTY
that's rather refreshing news
screwy little chick
Haiku # 23205, November 6, 2002 4:01 pm ET
by scales of justice
G.O.P. is back!
It's the eighties again. Don't
paraquat my pot.
Haiku # 23204, November 6, 2002 3:14 pm ET
by onjaysun
winding the reel back
to its beginning frame,
Herr Tommy, speaks so


~i cee
Haiku # 23203, November 6, 2002 3:03 pm ET
by ComICat of Jerzey
reggae works just fine
doesn't matter if I'm high
and the ganja's low
Haiku # 23202, November 6, 2002 2:02 pm ET
by or just the opposite
Ex-Bob Marley fan
Reggae sucks if you're not high
Hadda lotta ska
Haiku # 23201, November 6, 2002 1:18 pm ET
by titus wong
interesting mix
mom is from Argentina
my pop is a Guat
Haiku # 23200, November 6, 2002 12:14 pm ET
by heh heh
Russell, Whitehead found
Shit school of philosophy:
Scat-o-log-i-ca
Haiku # 23199, November 6, 2002 12:05 pm ET
by titus wong
my poor sweet old Dad
stepped upon a hidden mine
had a pop that squat
Haiku # 23198, November 6, 2002 11:52 am ET
by heh heh
Queen Elizabeth
Rivalled by Mary Stuart
Hadda pop that scot
Haiku # 23197, November 6, 2002 11:32 am ET
by titus wong
three point five million
that is a lot of carats
for one J Lo butt
Haiku # 23196, November 6, 2002 11:24 am ET
by good luck to Ben
procrastination
a great topic for haiku
I'll write tomorrow
Haiku # 23195, November 5, 2002 10:09 pm ET
by Zette
homeless person waits
dogs run through department store
gotta cop a squat
Haiku # 23194, November 5, 2002 10:07 pm ET
by hidden in plain view
"guy taking a bath"
was rather disappointed
...but had a good laugh
Haiku # 23193, November 5, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by guess who r us
pigeon overhead
one-adam-twelve down below
gotta squat that cop
Haiku # 23192, November 5, 2002 7:00 pm ET
by onjaysun
leading the third round
in Police League wrestling
gotta squat that cop
Haiku # 23191, November 5, 2002 6:55 pm ET
by onjaysun
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