Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

two bovines banter
ramble on and chew the fat;
sits, observes, this cat.
Haiku # 23259, November 9, 2002 6:59 pm ET
by ComiCat of Joyzzzzzzzzey
of course once people
figure out they can submit
tags, hackers will come....
Haiku # 23258, November 8, 2002 8:33 pm ET
by k_who_once_previewed_a_redirect_but_did_not_submit_the_code
uploading pictures
should remain a mystery, a
black art...known to few....
Haiku # 23257, November 8, 2002 8:32 pm ET
by k
scotch! what a great site.
Reminds me of a certain
episode from TAL
Haiku # 23256, November 8, 2002 8:18 pm ET
by k
speaking of great finds
i found this website today
they'd take that ticket
Haiku # 23255, November 8, 2002 7:43 pm ET
by scotch
Maybe it should be
A feature..To be able
to upload pictures...
Haiku # 23254, November 8, 2002 6:58 pm ET
by Janis
Put any picture
On any server then make
A link in haiku.
Haiku # 23253, November 8, 2002 6:56 pm ET
by Janis to mellie of Toronto
it is odd, one keeps
going, rhyming, shaping
practicing, till those who

naysay, lay dead
Haiku # 23252, November 8, 2002 5:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
he may become me
a bitter Scorpio recluse...
best ignored, flame

of a dead soul extinguished
Haiku # 23251, November 8, 2002 5:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
revelations may
just be coming to pass, who
will hide from the mountain
when it falls?
Haiku # 23250, November 8, 2002 5:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
some end their bitch fests
in the sound of a GATT, and
drugs do their thinking
Haiku # 23249, November 8, 2002 5:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
in the names of the
Lord, on the last day when your
idle words are

Grandma has a cock

how will that be explained?
Haiku # 23248, November 8, 2002 5:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the unknown poet
ravishes insults, going
nowhere, ending here
Haiku # 23247, November 8, 2002 5:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 23246, November 8, 2002 5:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the spirit of the
age may be pointless but it
is our time now
Haiku # 23245, November 8, 2002 4:15 pm ET
by Moxie
Leather...maybe end
of date, for now Members-Only
and lucky gold horn.
Haiku # 23244, November 8, 2002 3:39 pm ET
by onjaysun (Is there fries wit dat shake?)
onjaysun simply
black in leather (suede will do)
whatever suits you
Haiku # 23243, November 8, 2002 2:33 pm ET
by or just the opposite
how do you do that?
I'd post a pic too Janis
if I could do that
Haiku # 23242, November 8, 2002 1:26 pm ET
by mellie
Found this old ticket
In my dad's scrapbook, thought that
I'd share it with yous
Haiku # 23241, November 8, 2002 11:32 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Big Olive Garden
date tonight, what to wear? Help
me Garanimals!
Haiku # 23240, November 8, 2002 11:25 am ET
by onjaysun
At my friend Lola's
I graciously accepted
this wonderful prize.
Haiku # 23239, November 8, 2002 11:24 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
internet chick when
are you going to ignore
me? Thanks for the posts....
Haiku # 23238, November 7, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by k_against_moronic_chicks
people can not drive here
don't know when to stop or go
what is up with that?
Haiku # 23237, November 7, 2002 7:02 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
But at least I did
not steal YOUR weedwacker and...
yeah, sleep with YOUR wife!
Haiku # 23236, November 7, 2002 6:28 pm ET
by the neighbor
pine needle storm knows
no property lines but still....
IT'S THE NEIGHBORS FAULT!
Haiku # 23235, November 7, 2002 6:23 pm ET
by onjaysun
grinning Chesire moon
sly scimitar shines above
slicing sky with wit
Haiku # 23234, November 7, 2002 5:50 pm ET
by a work in progress r us
autumn scarlet fire
reddens lips and barest cheek
leaves pile at my feet
Haiku # 23233, November 7, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by Boston gal
hhhmmm, that gwenhyfar
sometimes hits the nail on head
rare that she misses
Haiku # 23232, November 7, 2002 12:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet sez thanx
What is it, Lassie?
S I C's in trouble? Get
Clarence to watch her.
Haiku # 23231, November 7, 2002 11:25 am ET
by onjaysun
why is it that every-
one seems to hate S I C
what is it she did?
Haiku # 23230, November 7, 2002 10:14 am ET
by angel watching over me
get over it chick
spend time learning some spelling
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 23229, November 7, 2002 8:12 am ET
by mellie
so anyway I
was saying that this one post
really worked for me
Haiku # 23228, November 7, 2002 5:17 am ET
by k
internet chick is
a bitter and yet oddly
sentimental chick
Haiku # 23227, November 7, 2002 5:16 am ET
by k
Somewhat new to here,
I've written a few haikus
Hope you wont be mean
(to me too)
Haiku # 23226, November 6, 2002 11:44 pm ET
by Angels watching over me
oh but you're still here
wasting time in the late night
boring me to tears
Haiku # 23225, November 6, 2002 11:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet says YAWN
the last I will say
to a lozer like you, I
dont care what you write
Haiku # 23224, November 6, 2002 11:27 pm ET
by some internet chick
as I said before
Not wasting my time on such
a lozer like you
Haiku # 23223, November 6, 2002 11:26 pm ET
by some internet chick
time for night-night slut
turn off your PC get your
sorry ass to bed
Haiku # 23222, November 6, 2002 11:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Do you think I care
about your insults to me
well you are dead wrong!
Haiku # 23221, November 6, 2002 11:20 pm ET
by some internet chick
as you all can see
internet chick has issues
a poor sick puppy
Haiku # 23220, November 6, 2002 11:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lozer, for all we care
you can go to Hell and burn
no one will miss you

(HAPPY NOW ASS)
Haiku # 23219, November 6, 2002 11:14 pm ET
by some internet chick
Not wasting my time
on such a lozer like you
dont care what you write
Haiku # 23218, November 6, 2002 11:12 pm ET
by some internet chick
k? I don't think so
go try again sweetie-pie
many find you trite
Haiku # 23217, November 6, 2002 11:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
K, for all we care
you can go to Hell and burn
no one will miss you
Haiku # 23216, November 6, 2002 11:09 pm ET
by some internet chick
her heart is ripe
and would that it could be ripped
if she should spell right
Haiku # 23215, November 6, 2002 11:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the Trolls back I see
trys to hurt me with his words
doesnt bother me
Haiku # 23214, November 6, 2002 11:07 pm ET
by some internet chick
what pain he has caused
riped my heart out from my chest
doesnt see the pain
Haiku # 23213, November 6, 2002 11:05 pm ET
by some internet chick
oh yeah...there's that chick
poor sappy internet slut
boo hoo oh so sad
Haiku # 23212, November 6, 2002 11:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
is there a chance that
onjaysun & gwenhyfar
would get together
Haiku # 23211, November 6, 2002 10:59 pm ET
by interesting match?
its really quite sad
how someone can break your heart
and not even care
Haiku # 23210, November 6, 2002 10:57 pm ET
by some internet chick
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