Creativity
haven't tried for many years -
Maybe not for me

Boston gal sez, geeze!
only English here...puh-leeze
translating? it sux

Swed instructor said
A snorkel is a snorkel
is a snorkel - yeah

Plongez! Decouvrez!
Au milieu de milles poissons -
C'est l'eternite'

no undu standa
when na you a speak a dat
fuhgedaboudit

Giu' sui fondali
Respiro nel boccaglio -
Vedo prodigi

through a flowered gate
"magnolia cemetery"
iron letters scrolled

Giu' sui fondali
dalla mia maschera -
Scopro il creato

fast-moving river
littered with past-living leaves
nothing but autumn

empty avenues
crowded with hundreds of cars
nothing but traffic

Vita divina
Donataci dal Cielo -
Celeste dono

Life is from Heaven
Bless the Lord every day -
Forever we will

Bad haiku's easy
Good poetry much less so -
Trying anyway

Haiku Haiku oh
Haiku Haiku Haiku oh -
Haiku Haiku oh

Oh Haiku Haiku
Oh Haiku Haiku Haiku -
Oh Haiku Haiku

so hey...internet
chick, how about you and your
kids come for a ride?

blah, blah, yadda, yah
## ### ##
*****

blah!<>>><>
>,'>,<

This is another
test for something else that's been
a problem <for some>.

:>)

:>

<

This is a test of
Bad Haiku's response to a
certain, uh, problem.

Boss lady taps foot
Pierces me with gimlet eyes
What did I do now?

my sweet-ass Chevette
it's Audiovox booming
going to 8 Mile

making some progress
internet chick does improve
thinks before she writes

Silence, a strangled
Telephone has forgotten
That it should ring

"I'm tired of kids."
for the person who says this
there are no flowers

Until yesterday
ignored what an haiku is -
Now I published 3

Five and one make six
Happy birthday Bad Haiku -
What a sincere wish

making history
six years of dreadful haiku
an accomplishment

she's making coffee
she craves a buttered muffin
i shall oblige her

6 years just today
Happy birthday bad haiku -
This one's really bad

isn't there enough
hate in this crummy ole world
cant we be nice here!?!

shemhamforash and
if necessary let the
cappucino flow

happy birthday site
full of thoughts and ridicule
like the rest of us

ap :p ;) xoxo

it is your big day
happy birthday bad haiku
six years way to go!!!

6 years, 0 days.
Happy Birthday, Bad Haiku.
I like cake. (Mmm... cake.)

fuck off moxie

The Postal Service
Conveyor of your message
has no profit yet

by the way "ap"
the storefront haiku...
very strong one

the whole sense of loss
awakens the whole to the
outer worlds, islam

it did mean submit
to God, but how can men with
the sword live by it?

Boss lady calls me
Slams the phone when she hangs up
It's that time of month

and a happy one
to anyone whose birthday
occurred, late or soon

belated thanks for
late and timely good wishes
scotch, mellie and ash

SORRY LET ME TRY THIS AGAIN...LOL


Would Today BE it
the day to wish onjaysun
A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Would Today it
the day to wish onjaysun
A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Bring me that naughty
bit of crumpet to debauch
Good to be the King!