Boss lady calls me
Slams the phone when she hangs up
It's that time of month

and a happy one
to anyone whose birthday
occurred, late or soon

belated thanks for
late and timely good wishes
scotch, mellie and ash

SORRY LET ME TRY THIS AGAIN...LOL


Would Today BE it
the day to wish onjaysun
A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Would Today it
the day to wish onjaysun
A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Bring me that naughty
bit of crumpet to debauch
Good to be the King!

23 K plus
bad haikus written so far
on its 6th birthday

toking on a stoge
i could feel her gleaming stare
as i breathe in smoke

you know..some haikus
get very old, like grandma...
grandpa has a pussy

art brings nothing new
it's all too derivative
grandma has a cock

a capricious breeze
teased leaves into ring of fire
for all to scatter

the storefront empty
Old Glory hangs wet in rain
war talk in the air

my vet friends are mad
beautiful, sleepless; living
in vain with dead pals

Boss lady walks in
Heels clicking staccato
Better look busy

Who the hell goes to the Bronx?
Petersburg was worse...
ow, that's an ice pick.

self medication
and other catch phrases of
a psych world dabble

chew on radiohead
for now Miles and John do,
some more live jazz soon...

of course once people
figure out they can submit
tags, hackers will come....

uploading pictures
should remain a mystery, a
black art...known to few....

scotch! what a great site.
Reminds me of a certain
episode from TAL

speaking of great finds
i found this website today
they'd take that ticket

Maybe it should be
A feature..To be able
to upload pictures...

Put any picture
On any server then make
A link in haiku.

it is odd, one keeps
going, rhyming, shaping
practicing, till those who

naysay, lay dead

he may become me
a bitter Scorpio recluse...
best ignored, flame

of a dead soul extinguished

revelations may
just be coming to pass, who
will hide from the mountain
when it falls?

some end their bitch fests
in the sound of a GATT, and
drugs do their thinking

in the names of the
Lord, on the last day when your
idle words are

Grandma has a cock

how will that be explained?

the unknown poet
ravishes insults, going
nowhere, ending here

fuck off moxie

the spirit of the
age may be pointless but it
is our time now

Leather...maybe end
of date, for now Members-Only
and lucky gold horn.

onjaysun simply
black in leather (suede will do)
whatever suits you

how do you do that?
I'd post a pic too Janis
if I could do that

Found this old ticket
In my dad's scrapbook, thought that
I'd share it with yous

Big Olive Garden
date tonight, what to wear? Help
me Garanimals!

At my friend Lola's
I graciously accepted
this wonderful prize.

internet chick when
are you going to ignore
me? Thanks for the posts....

people can not drive here
don't know when to stop or go
what is up with that?

But at least I did
not steal YOUR weedwacker and...
yeah, sleep with YOUR wife!

pine needle storm knows
no property lines but still....
IT'S THE NEIGHBORS FAULT!

grinning Chesire moon
sly scimitar shines above
slicing sky with wit

autumn scarlet fire
reddens lips and barest cheek
leaves pile at my feet

hhhmmm, that gwenhyfar
sometimes hits the nail on head
rare that she misses

What is it, Lassie?
S I C's in trouble? Get
Clarence to watch her.

why is it that every-
one seems to hate S I C
what is it she did?

get over it chick
spend time learning some spelling
grandma has a cock

so anyway I
was saying that this one post
really worked for me

internet chick is
a bitter and yet oddly
sentimental chick