Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

the storefront empty
Old Glory hangs wet in rain
war talk in the air

my vet friends are mad
beautiful, sleepless; living
in vain with dead pals
Haiku # 23264, November 11, 2002 8:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Boss lady walks in
Heels clicking staccato
Better look busy
Haiku # 23263, November 11, 2002 3:52 pm ET
by titus wong
Who the hell goes to the Bronx?
Petersburg was worse...
ow, that's an ice pick.
Haiku # 23262, November 10, 2002 3:40 pm ET
by Mark of Brooklyn
self medication
and other catch phrases of
a psych world dabble
Haiku # 23261, November 10, 2002 10:40 am ET
by Mo
chew on radiohead
for now Miles and John do,
some more live jazz soon...
Haiku # 23260, November 9, 2002 7:58 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
two bovines banter
ramble on and chew the fat;
sits, observes, this cat.
Haiku # 23259, November 9, 2002 6:59 pm ET
by ComiCat of Joyzzzzzzzzey
of course once people
figure out they can submit
tags, hackers will come....
Haiku # 23258, November 8, 2002 8:33 pm ET
by k_who_once_previewed_a_redirect_but_did_not_submit_the_code
uploading pictures
should remain a mystery, a
black art...known to few....
Haiku # 23257, November 8, 2002 8:32 pm ET
by k
scotch! what a great site.
Reminds me of a certain
episode from TAL
Haiku # 23256, November 8, 2002 8:18 pm ET
by k
speaking of great finds
i found this website today
they'd take that ticket
Haiku # 23255, November 8, 2002 7:43 pm ET
by scotch
Maybe it should be
A feature..To be able
to upload pictures...
Haiku # 23254, November 8, 2002 6:58 pm ET
by Janis
Put any picture
On any server then make
A link in haiku.
Haiku # 23253, November 8, 2002 6:56 pm ET
by Janis to mellie of Toronto
it is odd, one keeps
going, rhyming, shaping
practicing, till those who

naysay, lay dead
Haiku # 23252, November 8, 2002 5:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
he may become me
a bitter Scorpio recluse...
best ignored, flame

of a dead soul extinguished
Haiku # 23251, November 8, 2002 5:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
revelations may
just be coming to pass, who
will hide from the mountain
when it falls?
Haiku # 23250, November 8, 2002 5:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
some end their bitch fests
in the sound of a GATT, and
drugs do their thinking
Haiku # 23249, November 8, 2002 5:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
in the names of the
Lord, on the last day when your
idle words are

Grandma has a cock

how will that be explained?
Haiku # 23248, November 8, 2002 5:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the unknown poet
ravishes insults, going
nowhere, ending here
Haiku # 23247, November 8, 2002 5:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 23246, November 8, 2002 5:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the spirit of the
age may be pointless but it
is our time now
Haiku # 23245, November 8, 2002 4:15 pm ET
by Moxie
Leather...maybe end
of date, for now Members-Only
and lucky gold horn.
Haiku # 23244, November 8, 2002 3:39 pm ET
by onjaysun (Is there fries wit dat shake?)
onjaysun simply
black in leather (suede will do)
whatever suits you
Haiku # 23243, November 8, 2002 2:33 pm ET
by or just the opposite
how do you do that?
I'd post a pic too Janis
if I could do that
Haiku # 23242, November 8, 2002 1:26 pm ET
by mellie
Found this old ticket
In my dad's scrapbook, thought that
I'd share it with yous
Haiku # 23241, November 8, 2002 11:32 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Big Olive Garden
date tonight, what to wear? Help
me Garanimals!
Haiku # 23240, November 8, 2002 11:25 am ET
by onjaysun
At my friend Lola's
I graciously accepted
this wonderful prize.
Haiku # 23239, November 8, 2002 11:24 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
internet chick when
are you going to ignore
me? Thanks for the posts....
Haiku # 23238, November 7, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by k_against_moronic_chicks
people can not drive here
don't know when to stop or go
what is up with that?
Haiku # 23237, November 7, 2002 7:02 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
But at least I did
not steal YOUR weedwacker and...
yeah, sleep with YOUR wife!
Haiku # 23236, November 7, 2002 6:28 pm ET
by the neighbor
pine needle storm knows
no property lines but still....
IT'S THE NEIGHBORS FAULT!
Haiku # 23235, November 7, 2002 6:23 pm ET
by onjaysun
grinning Chesire moon
sly scimitar shines above
slicing sky with wit
Haiku # 23234, November 7, 2002 5:50 pm ET
by a work in progress r us
autumn scarlet fire
reddens lips and barest cheek
leaves pile at my feet
Haiku # 23233, November 7, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by Boston gal
hhhmmm, that gwenhyfar
sometimes hits the nail on head
rare that she misses
Haiku # 23232, November 7, 2002 12:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet sez thanx
What is it, Lassie?
S I C's in trouble? Get
Clarence to watch her.
Haiku # 23231, November 7, 2002 11:25 am ET
by onjaysun
why is it that every-
one seems to hate S I C
what is it she did?
Haiku # 23230, November 7, 2002 10:14 am ET
by angel watching over me
get over it chick
spend time learning some spelling
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 23229, November 7, 2002 8:12 am ET
by mellie
so anyway I
was saying that this one post
really worked for me
Haiku # 23228, November 7, 2002 5:17 am ET
by k
internet chick is
a bitter and yet oddly
sentimental chick
Haiku # 23227, November 7, 2002 5:16 am ET
by k
Somewhat new to here,
I've written a few haikus
Hope you wont be mean
(to me too)
Haiku # 23226, November 6, 2002 11:44 pm ET
by Angels watching over me
oh but you're still here
wasting time in the late night
boring me to tears
Haiku # 23225, November 6, 2002 11:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet says YAWN
the last I will say
to a lozer like you, I
dont care what you write
Haiku # 23224, November 6, 2002 11:27 pm ET
by some internet chick
as I said before
Not wasting my time on such
a lozer like you
Haiku # 23223, November 6, 2002 11:26 pm ET
by some internet chick
time for night-night slut
turn off your PC get your
sorry ass to bed
Haiku # 23222, November 6, 2002 11:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Do you think I care
about your insults to me
well you are dead wrong!
Haiku # 23221, November 6, 2002 11:20 pm ET
by some internet chick
as you all can see
internet chick has issues
a poor sick puppy
Haiku # 23220, November 6, 2002 11:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lozer, for all we care
you can go to Hell and burn
no one will miss you

(HAPPY NOW ASS)
Haiku # 23219, November 6, 2002 11:14 pm ET
by some internet chick
Not wasting my time
on such a lozer like you
dont care what you write
Haiku # 23218, November 6, 2002 11:12 pm ET
by some internet chick
k? I don't think so
go try again sweetie-pie
many find you trite
Haiku # 23217, November 6, 2002 11:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
K, for all we care
you can go to Hell and burn
no one will miss you
Haiku # 23216, November 6, 2002 11:09 pm ET
by some internet chick
her heart is ripe
and would that it could be ripped
if she should spell right
Haiku # 23215, November 6, 2002 11:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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