Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 75 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
fast-moving river
littered with past-living leaves
nothing but autumn
Haiku # 23312 November 14, 2002 9:33 am ET
by Gwen
empty avenues
crowded with hundreds of cars
nothing but traffic
Haiku # 23311 November 14, 2002 9:32 am ET
by Boston gal
Vita divina
Donataci dal Cielo -
Celeste dono
Haiku # 23310 November 14, 2002 9:30 am ET
by R. of PT
Life is from Heaven
Bless the Lord every day -
Forever we will
Haiku # 23309 November 14, 2002 9:29 am ET
by R. of PT
Bad haiku's easy
Good poetry much less so -
Trying anyway
Haiku # 23308 November 14, 2002 9:23 am ET
by R. of PT
Haiku Haiku oh
Haiku Haiku Haiku oh -
Haiku Haiku oh
Haiku # 23307 November 14, 2002 9:17 am ET
by R. of PT
Oh Haiku Haiku
Oh Haiku Haiku Haiku -
Oh Haiku Haiku
Haiku # 23306 November 14, 2002 7:03 am ET
by R. of PT

so hey...internet
chick, how about you and your
kids come for a ride?
Haiku # 23305 November 13, 2002 11:24 pm ET
by k

alter-native fun-

da

mental

ism it's what
Burning Man's about....

Haiku # 23304 November 13, 2002 11:06 pm ET
by k
blah, blah, yadda, yah
## ### ##
*****
Haiku # 23303 November 13, 2002 10:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
blah!<>>><>
>,'>,<
Haiku # 23302 November 13, 2002 10:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
This is another
test for something else that's been
a problem <for some>.
Haiku # 23301 November 13, 2002 8:28 pm ET
by Adam
:>)
Haiku # 23300 November 13, 2002 8:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
:>
Haiku # 23299 November 13, 2002 8:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 23298 November 13, 2002 8:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
This is a test of
Bad Haiku's response to a
certain, uh, problem.
Haiku # 23297 November 13, 2002 7:58 pm ET
by Adam (Bad Haiku's Tester)
Boss lady taps foot
Pierces me with gimlet eyes
What did I do now?
Haiku # 23296 November 13, 2002 5:57 pm ET
by titus wong
my sweet-ass Chevette
it's Audiovox booming
going to 8 Mile
Haiku # 23295 November 13, 2002 4:51 pm ET
by onjaysun
making some progress
internet chick does improve
thinks before she writes
Haiku # 23294 November 13, 2002 3:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Silence, a strangled
Telephone has forgotten
That it should ring
Haiku # 23293 November 13, 2002 1:39 pm ET
by some internet chick
"I'm tired of kids."
for the person who says this
there are no flowers
Haiku # 23292 November 13, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by some internet chick
Until yesterday
ignored what an haiku is -
Now I published 3
Haiku # 23291 November 13, 2002 10:10 am ET
by R. of PT
Five and one make six
Happy birthday Bad Haiku -
What a sincere wish
Haiku # 23290 November 13, 2002 10:07 am ET
by R. of PT
making history
six years of dreadful haiku
an accomplishment
Haiku # 23289 November 13, 2002 6:10 am ET
by ap
she's making coffee
she craves a buttered muffin
i shall oblige her
Haiku # 23288 November 13, 2002 6:07 am ET
by ap
6 years just today
Happy birthday bad haiku -
This one's really bad
Haiku # 23287 November 13, 2002 3:57 am ET
by R. of PT
isn't there enough
hate in this crummy ole world
cant we be nice here!?!
Haiku # 23286 November 12, 2002 11:26 pm ET
by some internet chick
shemhamforash and
if necessary let the
cappucino flow
Haiku # 23285 November 12, 2002 9:51 pm ET
by Mox
happy birthday site
full of thoughts and ridicule
like the rest of us
Haiku # 23284 November 12, 2002 9:40 pm ET
by ash
ap :p ;) xoxo
Haiku # 23283 November 12, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by Mox
it is your big day
happy birthday bad haiku
six years way to go!!!
Haiku # 23282 November 12, 2002 8:46 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
6 years, 0 days.
Happy Birthday, Bad Haiku.
I like cake. (Mmm... cake.)
Haiku # 23281 November 12, 2002 8:31 pm ET
by Adam
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 23280 November 12, 2002 6:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The Postal Service
Conveyor of your message
has no profit yet
Haiku # 23279 November 12, 2002 5:12 pm ET
by Alan Press
by the way "ap"
the storefront haiku...
very strong one
Haiku # 23278 November 12, 2002 4:12 pm ET
by Mox
the whole sense of loss
awakens the whole to the
outer worlds, islam

it did mean submit
to God, but how can men with
the sword live by it?
Haiku # 23277 November 12, 2002 4:10 pm ET
by Mox of how ironic
Boss lady calls me
Slams the phone when she hangs up
It's that time of month
Haiku # 23276 November 12, 2002 3:30 pm ET
by titus wong
and a happy one
to anyone whose birthday
occurred, late or soon
Haiku # 23275 November 12, 2002 2:35 pm ET
by sheena
belated thanks for
late and timely good wishes
scotch, mellie and ash
Haiku # 23274 November 12, 2002 2:34 pm ET
by sheena
SORRY LET ME TRY THIS AGAIN...LOL


Would Today BE it
the day to wish onjaysun
A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Haiku # 23273 November 12, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by a bad haiku fan
Would Today it
the day to wish onjaysun
A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Haiku # 23272 November 12, 2002 12:25 pm ET
by a bad haiku fan
Bring me that naughty
bit of crumpet to debauch
Good to be the King!
Haiku # 23271 November 12, 2002 12:23 pm ET
by onjaysun (6+32 years young today)
23 K plus
bad haikus written so far
on its 6th birthday
Haiku # 23270 November 12, 2002 12:22 pm ET
by A Bad Haiuku Fan
toking on a stoge
i could feel her gleaming stare
as i breathe out smoke
Haiku # 23269 November 12, 2002 8:08 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
toking on a stoge
i could feel her gleaming stare
as i breathe in smoke
Haiku # 23268 November 12, 2002 7:42 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
you know..some haikus
get very old, like grandma...
grandpa has a pussy
Haiku # 23267 November 12, 2002 2:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
art brings nothing new
it's all too derivative
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 23266 November 12, 2002 1:43 am ET
by ash
a capricious breeze
teased leaves into ring of fire
for all to scatter
Haiku # 23265 November 11, 2002 8:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the storefront empty
Old Glory hangs wet in rain
war talk in the air

my vet friends are mad
beautiful, sleepless; living
in vain with dead pals
Haiku # 23264 November 11, 2002 8:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Boss lady walks in
Heels clicking staccato
Better look busy
Haiku # 23263 November 11, 2002 3:52 pm ET
by titus wong