Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

shemhamforash and
if necessary let the
cappucino flow
Haiku # 23285, November 12, 2002 9:51 pm ET
by Mox
happy birthday site
full of thoughts and ridicule
like the rest of us
Haiku # 23284, November 12, 2002 9:40 pm ET
by ash
ap :p ;) xoxo
Haiku # 23283, November 12, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by Mox
it is your big day
happy birthday bad haiku
six years way to go!!!
Haiku # 23282, November 12, 2002 8:46 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
6 years, 0 days.
Happy Birthday, Bad Haiku.
I like cake. (Mmm... cake.)
Haiku # 23281, November 12, 2002 8:31 pm ET
by Adam
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 23280, November 12, 2002 6:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The Postal Service
Conveyor of your message
has no profit yet
Haiku # 23279, November 12, 2002 5:12 pm ET
by Alan Press
by the way "ap"
the storefront haiku...
very strong one
Haiku # 23278, November 12, 2002 4:12 pm ET
by Mox
the whole sense of loss
awakens the whole to the
outer worlds, islam

it did mean submit
to God, but how can men with
the sword live by it?
Haiku # 23277, November 12, 2002 4:10 pm ET
by Mox of how ironic
Boss lady calls me
Slams the phone when she hangs up
It's that time of month
Haiku # 23276, November 12, 2002 3:30 pm ET
by titus wong
and a happy one
to anyone whose birthday
occurred, late or soon
Haiku # 23275, November 12, 2002 2:35 pm ET
by sheena
belated thanks for
late and timely good wishes
scotch, mellie and ash
Haiku # 23274, November 12, 2002 2:34 pm ET
by sheena
SORRY LET ME TRY THIS AGAIN...LOL


Would Today BE it
the day to wish onjaysun
A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Haiku # 23273, November 12, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by a bad haiku fan
Would Today it
the day to wish onjaysun
A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Haiku # 23272, November 12, 2002 12:25 pm ET
by a bad haiku fan
Bring me that naughty
bit of crumpet to debauch
Good to be the King!
Haiku # 23271, November 12, 2002 12:23 pm ET
by onjaysun (6+32 years young today)
23 K plus
bad haikus written so far
on its 6th birthday
Haiku # 23270, November 12, 2002 12:22 pm ET
by A Bad Haiuku Fan
toking on a stoge
i could feel her gleaming stare
as i breathe out smoke
Haiku # 23269, November 12, 2002 8:08 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
toking on a stoge
i could feel her gleaming stare
as i breathe in smoke
Haiku # 23268, November 12, 2002 7:42 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
you know..some haikus
get very old, like grandma...
grandpa has a pussy
Haiku # 23267, November 12, 2002 2:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
art brings nothing new
it's all too derivative
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 23266, November 12, 2002 1:43 am ET
by ash
a capricious breeze
teased leaves into ring of fire
for all to scatter
Haiku # 23265, November 11, 2002 8:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the storefront empty
Old Glory hangs wet in rain
war talk in the air

my vet friends are mad
beautiful, sleepless; living
in vain with dead pals
Haiku # 23264, November 11, 2002 8:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Boss lady walks in
Heels clicking staccato
Better look busy
Haiku # 23263, November 11, 2002 3:52 pm ET
by titus wong
Who the hell goes to the Bronx?
Petersburg was worse...
ow, that's an ice pick.
Haiku # 23262, November 10, 2002 3:40 pm ET
by Mark of Brooklyn
self medication
and other catch phrases of
a psych world dabble
Haiku # 23261, November 10, 2002 10:40 am ET
by Mo
chew on radiohead
for now Miles and John do,
some more live jazz soon...
Haiku # 23260, November 9, 2002 7:58 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
two bovines banter
ramble on and chew the fat;
sits, observes, this cat.
Haiku # 23259, November 9, 2002 6:59 pm ET
by ComiCat of Joyzzzzzzzzey
of course once people
figure out they can submit
tags, hackers will come....
Haiku # 23258, November 8, 2002 8:33 pm ET
by k_who_once_previewed_a_redirect_but_did_not_submit_the_code
uploading pictures
should remain a mystery, a
black art...known to few....
Haiku # 23257, November 8, 2002 8:32 pm ET
by k
scotch! what a great site.
Reminds me of a certain
episode from TAL
Haiku # 23256, November 8, 2002 8:18 pm ET
by k
speaking of great finds
i found this website today
they'd take that ticket
Haiku # 23255, November 8, 2002 7:43 pm ET
by scotch
Maybe it should be
A feature..To be able
to upload pictures...
Haiku # 23254, November 8, 2002 6:58 pm ET
by Janis
Put any picture
On any server then make
A link in haiku.
Haiku # 23253, November 8, 2002 6:56 pm ET
by Janis to mellie of Toronto
it is odd, one keeps
going, rhyming, shaping
practicing, till those who

naysay, lay dead
Haiku # 23252, November 8, 2002 5:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
he may become me
a bitter Scorpio recluse...
best ignored, flame

of a dead soul extinguished
Haiku # 23251, November 8, 2002 5:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
revelations may
just be coming to pass, who
will hide from the mountain
when it falls?
Haiku # 23250, November 8, 2002 5:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
some end their bitch fests
in the sound of a GATT, and
drugs do their thinking
Haiku # 23249, November 8, 2002 5:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
in the names of the
Lord, on the last day when your
idle words are

Grandma has a cock

how will that be explained?
Haiku # 23248, November 8, 2002 5:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the unknown poet
ravishes insults, going
nowhere, ending here
Haiku # 23247, November 8, 2002 5:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 23246, November 8, 2002 5:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the spirit of the
age may be pointless but it
is our time now
Haiku # 23245, November 8, 2002 4:15 pm ET
by Moxie
Leather...maybe end
of date, for now Members-Only
and lucky gold horn.
Haiku # 23244, November 8, 2002 3:39 pm ET
by onjaysun (Is there fries wit dat shake?)
onjaysun simply
black in leather (suede will do)
whatever suits you
Haiku # 23243, November 8, 2002 2:33 pm ET
by or just the opposite
how do you do that?
I'd post a pic too Janis
if I could do that
Haiku # 23242, November 8, 2002 1:26 pm ET
by mellie
Found this old ticket
In my dad's scrapbook, thought that
I'd share it with yous
Haiku # 23241, November 8, 2002 11:32 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Big Olive Garden
date tonight, what to wear? Help
me Garanimals!
Haiku # 23240, November 8, 2002 11:25 am ET
by onjaysun
At my friend Lola's
I graciously accepted
this wonderful prize.
Haiku # 23239, November 8, 2002 11:24 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
internet chick when
are you going to ignore
me? Thanks for the posts....
Haiku # 23238, November 7, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by k_against_moronic_chicks
people can not drive here
don't know when to stop or go
what is up with that?
Haiku # 23237, November 7, 2002 7:02 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
But at least I did
not steal YOUR weedwacker and...
yeah, sleep with YOUR wife!
Haiku # 23236, November 7, 2002 6:28 pm ET
by the neighbor
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