Silence, a strangled
Telephone has forgotten
That it should ring

"I'm tired of kids."
for the person who says this
there are no flowers

Until yesterday
ignored what an haiku is -
Now I published 3

Five and one make six
Happy birthday Bad Haiku -
What a sincere wish

making history
six years of dreadful haiku
an accomplishment

she's making coffee
she craves a buttered muffin
i shall oblige her

6 years just today
Happy birthday bad haiku -
This one's really bad

isn't there enough
hate in this crummy ole world
cant we be nice here!?!

shemhamforash and
if necessary let the
cappucino flow

happy birthday site
full of thoughts and ridicule
like the rest of us

ap :p ;) xoxo

it is your big day
happy birthday bad haiku
six years way to go!!!

6 years, 0 days.
Happy Birthday, Bad Haiku.
I like cake. (Mmm... cake.)

fuck off moxie

The Postal Service
Conveyor of your message
has no profit yet

by the way "ap"
the storefront haiku...
very strong one

the whole sense of loss
awakens the whole to the
outer worlds, islam

it did mean submit
to God, but how can men with
the sword live by it?

Boss lady calls me
Slams the phone when she hangs up
It's that time of month

and a happy one
to anyone whose birthday
occurred, late or soon

belated thanks for
late and timely good wishes
scotch, mellie and ash

SORRY LET ME TRY THIS AGAIN...LOL


Would Today BE it
the day to wish onjaysun
A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Would Today it
the day to wish onjaysun
A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Bring me that naughty
bit of crumpet to debauch
Good to be the King!

23 K plus
bad haikus written so far
on its 6th birthday

toking on a stoge
i could feel her gleaming stare
as i breathe in smoke

you know..some haikus
get very old, like grandma...
grandpa has a pussy

art brings nothing new
it's all too derivative
grandma has a cock

a capricious breeze
teased leaves into ring of fire
for all to scatter

the storefront empty
Old Glory hangs wet in rain
war talk in the air

my vet friends are mad
beautiful, sleepless; living
in vain with dead pals

Boss lady walks in
Heels clicking staccato
Better look busy

Who the hell goes to the Bronx?
Petersburg was worse...
ow, that's an ice pick.

self medication
and other catch phrases of
a psych world dabble

chew on radiohead
for now Miles and John do,
some more live jazz soon...

of course once people
figure out they can submit
tags, hackers will come....

uploading pictures
should remain a mystery, a
black art...known to few....

scotch! what a great site.
Reminds me of a certain
episode from TAL

speaking of great finds
i found this website today
they'd take that ticket

Maybe it should be
A feature..To be able
to upload pictures...

Put any picture
On any server then make
A link in haiku.

it is odd, one keeps
going, rhyming, shaping
practicing, till those who

naysay, lay dead

he may become me
a bitter Scorpio recluse...
best ignored, flame

of a dead soul extinguished

revelations may
just be coming to pass, who
will hide from the mountain
when it falls?

some end their bitch fests
in the sound of a GATT, and
drugs do their thinking

in the names of the
Lord, on the last day when your
idle words are

Grandma has a cock

how will that be explained?

the unknown poet
ravishes insults, going
nowhere, ending here

fuck off moxie

the spirit of the
age may be pointless but it
is our time now

Leather...maybe end
of date, for now Members-Only
and lucky gold horn.