Sopra la panca
la capra campa
by R. of PT
Captain of the boat
Strange individual indeed
Drinks water from Nile
by R. of PT
daruhvatz gyju
slippo laki mut bel gyz
splat plop snyzi git
by Anonymous Poet
But on second thought
bad haiku is just like that -
Counting syl's for fun
by R. of PT
Creativity
haven't tried for many years -
Maybe not for me
by R. of PT
Boston gal sez, geeze!
only English here...puh-leeze
translating? it sux
by Anonymous Poet
Swed instructor said
A snorkel is a snorkel
is a snorkel - yeah
by R. of PT
Plongez! Decouvrez!
Au milieu de milles poissons -
C'est l'eternite'
by R. of PT
no undu standa
when na you a speak a dat
fuhgedaboudit
by Anonymous Poet
Giu' sui fondali
Respiro nel boccaglio -
Vedo prodigi
by R. of PT
through a flowered gate
"magnolia cemetery"
iron letters scrolled
by Gwenhyfar
Giu' sui fondali
dalla mia maschera -
Scopro il creato
by R. of PT
fast-moving river
littered with past-living leaves
nothing but autumn
by Gwen
empty avenues
crowded with hundreds of cars
nothing but traffic
by Boston gal
Vita divina
Donataci dal Cielo -
Celeste dono
by R. of PT
Life is from Heaven
Bless the Lord every day -
Forever we will
by R. of PT
Bad haiku's easy
Good poetry much less so -
Trying anyway
by R. of PT
Haiku Haiku oh
Haiku Haiku Haiku oh -
Haiku Haiku oh
by R. of PT
Oh Haiku Haiku
Oh Haiku Haiku Haiku -
Oh Haiku Haiku
by R. of PT
so hey...internet
chick, how about you and your
kids come for a ride?
by k
alter-native fun-
da
mental
ism it's what
Burning Man's about....
by k
blah, blah, yadda, yah
## ### ##
*****
by Anonymous Poet
blah!<>>><>
>,'>,<
by Anonymous Poet
This is another
test for something else that's been
a problem <for some>.
by Adam
This is a test of
Bad Haiku's response to a
certain, uh, problem.
by Adam (Bad Haiku's Tester)
Boss lady taps foot
Pierces me with gimlet eyes
What did I do now?
by titus wong
my sweet-ass Chevette
it's Audiovox booming
going to 8 Mile
by onjaysun
making some progress
internet chick does improve
thinks before she writes
by Anonymous Poet
Silence, a strangled
Telephone has forgotten
That it should ring
by some internet chick
"I'm tired of kids."
for the person who says this
there are no flowers
by some internet chick
Until yesterday
ignored what an haiku is -
Now I published 3
by R. of PT
Five and one make six
Happy birthday Bad Haiku -
What a sincere wish
by R. of PT
making history
six years of dreadful haiku
an accomplishment
by ap
she's making coffee
she craves a buttered muffin
i shall oblige her
by ap
6 years just today
Happy birthday bad haiku -
This one's really bad
by R. of PT
isn't there enough
hate in this crummy ole world
cant we be nice here!?!
by some internet chick
shemhamforash and
if necessary let the
cappucino flow
by Mox
happy birthday site
full of thoughts and ridicule
like the rest of us
by ash
it is your big day
happy birthday bad haiku
six years way to go!!!
by tiger of vegas
6 years, 0 days.
Happy Birthday, Bad Haiku.
I like cake. (Mmm... cake.)
by Adam
fuck off moxie
by Anonymous Poet
The Postal Service
Conveyor of your message
has no profit yet
by Alan Press
by the way "ap"
the storefront haiku...
very strong one
by Mox
the whole sense of loss
awakens the whole to the
outer worlds, islam
it did mean submit
to God, but how can men with
the sword live by it?
by Mox of how ironic
Boss lady calls me
Slams the phone when she hangs up
It's that time of month
by titus wong
and a happy one
to anyone whose birthday
occurred, late or soon
by sheena
