Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

going to hear blondie!
her heart may be made of glass
but it's still ticking
Haiku # 23353, November 16, 2002 10:48 pm ET
by scotch
spread across the pond
cold winter night reflecting
full moon cast so bright
Haiku # 23352, November 16, 2002 8:53 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
b'Doom bop! hey man!
yeah, this Cat, man, is jammin'!
...in an empty room.
Haiku # 23351, November 16, 2002 4:11 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
betty is my hen.
she has two wings and feathers.
i love my chicken.
Haiku # 23350, November 16, 2002 3:25 pm ET
by rodney the rooster of los angeles, ca
sad winter event
sleeping on an old cardboard
a vagabond: dead
Haiku # 23349, November 16, 2002 3:13 pm ET
by ponder that r us
Early morning sun
shines brightly through my window
and wakes my ass up ;)
Haiku # 23348, November 16, 2002 9:18 am ET
by some internet chick
Get your stinking paws
on me, you damned dirty ape;
more Jungle Foreplay
Haiku # 23347, November 15, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by onjaysun
Froggy floating in
a spaceship pen and Saturn's
rings are tasty flies
Haiku # 23346, November 15, 2002 3:34 pm ET
by onjaysun (beats working)
the weekend is here
soon i will see my true love
with him i'm happy.
Haiku # 23345, November 15, 2002 2:15 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Not a day goes by
that I do not wonder where
my true love is at
Haiku # 23344, November 15, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by some internet chick
Snow Falling down light
Twirling whirling coming fast
white and soft it comes
Haiku # 23343, November 15, 2002 12:59 pm ET
by some internet chick
jesus christ, i'm drunk
but k is admirable
grandma has a crock
Haiku # 23342, November 14, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by ap
K, thanks for the of-
-fer for the ride in your new
car, but I will pass
Haiku # 23341, November 14, 2002 6:50 pm ET
by some internet chick
in case of fire
do not use elevator
exit by the stairs
Haiku # 23340, November 14, 2002 6:04 pm ET
by ap - an accidental haiku seen today
Stars twinkle, stars shine
Hovering in the dark sky
I wish they were mine
Haiku # 23339, November 14, 2002 5:52 pm ET
by some internet chick
Haikus and Voodoo
Both can heal, both can hurt, both
better with ganja
Haiku # 23338, November 14, 2002 3:37 pm ET
by onjaysun
R.
Haiku # 23337, November 14, 2002 10:53 am ET
by R. of PT
They asked the wise man
How can you do all that work
Haiku # 23336, November 14, 2002 10:51 am ET
by R. of PT
mysterious poet
fun it's been but I must go
have a school to run
Haiku # 23335, November 14, 2002 10:47 am ET
by little dancers everywhere...et al
wise woman replies
couldn't agree with you more
play hard and live well
Haiku # 23334, November 14, 2002 10:46 am ET
by Subject: Life 101
Everything
Haiku # 23333, November 14, 2002 10:44 am ET
by R. of PT
The wise man explains
the one who sleeps wastes his time -
I must study more
Haiku # 23332, November 14, 2002 10:43 am ET
by R. of PT
Dice il saggio
chi dorme nulla stringe -
Devo studiare
Haiku # 23331, November 14, 2002 10:42 am ET
by R. of PT
all for the good it
is enough to think well and
all will be well, hhmmmm?
Haiku # 23330, November 14, 2002 10:41 am ET
by you did miss a syllable
Tout est pour le bien -
Il suffit de penser bien
et tout ira bien
Haiku # 23329, November 14, 2002 10:35 am ET
by R. of PT
on that last haiku?
rushing so - I blew last line!
"I know, Prints of Whales"!
Haiku # 23328, November 14, 2002 10:34 am ET
by ...better (barely)
Il troppo stroppia
Il silenzio e' d'oro -
Che ore sono?
Haiku # 23327, November 14, 2002 10:31 am ET
by R. of PT
what to hang in room?
(asked the aging Queen today)
"I know, Prince of Whales"
Haiku # 23326, November 14, 2002 10:26 am ET
by ...et al
Chi troppo sale -
Cade precipitevo
lissimevolment
Haiku # 23325, November 14, 2002 10:24 am ET
by R. of PT
Sopra la panca
la capra campa
Haiku # 23324, November 14, 2002 10:21 am ET
by R. of PT
Captain of the boat
Strange individual indeed
Drinks water from Nile
Haiku # 23323, November 14, 2002 10:19 am ET
by R. of PT
daruhvatz gyju
slippo laki mut bel gyz
splat plop snyzi git
Haiku # 23322, November 14, 2002 10:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
But on second thought
bad haiku is just like that -
Counting syl's for fun
Haiku # 23321, November 14, 2002 10:13 am ET
by R. of PT
Creativity
haven't tried for many years -
Maybe not for me
Haiku # 23320, November 14, 2002 10:07 am ET
by R. of PT
Boston gal sez, geeze!
only English here...puh-leeze
translating? it sux
Haiku # 23319, November 14, 2002 10:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Swed instructor said
A snorkel is a snorkel
is a snorkel - yeah
Haiku # 23318, November 14, 2002 10:01 am ET
by R. of PT
Plongez! Decouvrez!
Au milieu de milles poissons -
C'est l'eternite'
Haiku # 23317, November 14, 2002 9:53 am ET
by R. of PT
no undu standa
when na you a speak a dat
fuhgedaboudit
Haiku # 23316, November 14, 2002 9:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Giu' sui fondali
Respiro nel boccaglio -
Vedo prodigi
Haiku # 23315, November 14, 2002 9:37 am ET
by R. of PT
through a flowered gate
"magnolia cemetery"
iron letters scrolled
Haiku # 23314, November 14, 2002 9:37 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
Giu' sui fondali
dalla mia maschera -
Scopro il creato
Haiku # 23313, November 14, 2002 9:34 am ET
by R. of PT
fast-moving river
littered with past-living leaves
nothing but autumn
Haiku # 23312, November 14, 2002 9:33 am ET
by Gwen
empty avenues
crowded with hundreds of cars
nothing but traffic
Haiku # 23311, November 14, 2002 9:32 am ET
by Boston gal
Vita divina
Donataci dal Cielo -
Celeste dono
Haiku # 23310, November 14, 2002 9:30 am ET
by R. of PT
Life is from Heaven
Bless the Lord every day -
Forever we will
Haiku # 23309, November 14, 2002 9:29 am ET
by R. of PT
Bad haiku's easy
Good poetry much less so -
Trying anyway
Haiku # 23308, November 14, 2002 9:23 am ET
by R. of PT
Haiku Haiku oh
Haiku Haiku Haiku oh -
Haiku Haiku oh
Haiku # 23307, November 14, 2002 9:17 am ET
by R. of PT
Oh Haiku Haiku
Oh Haiku Haiku Haiku -
Oh Haiku Haiku
Haiku # 23306, November 14, 2002 7:03 am ET
by R. of PT

so hey...internet
chick, how about you and your
kids come for a ride?
Haiku # 23305, November 13, 2002 11:24 pm ET
by k

alter-native fun-

da

mental

ism it's what
Burning Man's about....

Haiku # 23304, November 13, 2002 11:06 pm ET
by k
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