in case of fire
do not use elevator
exit by the stairs
by ap - an accidental haiku seen today
Stars twinkle, stars shine
Hovering in the dark sky
I wish they were mine
by some internet chick
Haikus and Voodoo
Both can heal, both can hurt, both
better with ganja
by onjaysun
They asked the wise man
How can you do all that work
by R. of PT
mysterious poet
fun it's been but I must go
have a school to run
by little dancers everywhere...et al
wise woman replies
couldn't agree with you more
play hard and live well
by Subject: Life 101
The wise man explains
the one who sleeps wastes his time -
I must study more
by R. of PT
Dice il saggio
chi dorme nulla stringe -
Devo studiare
by R. of PT
all for the good it
is enough to think well and
all will be well, hhmmmm?
by you did miss a syllable
Tout est pour le bien -
Il suffit de penser bien
et tout ira bien
by R. of PT
on that last haiku?
rushing so - I blew last line!
"I know, Prints of Whales"!
by ...better (barely)
Il troppo stroppia
Il silenzio e' d'oro -
Che ore sono?
by R. of PT
what to hang in room?
(asked the aging Queen today)
"I know, Prince of Whales"
by ...et al
Chi troppo sale -
Cade precipitevo
lissimevolment
by R. of PT
Sopra la panca
la capra campa
by R. of PT
Captain of the boat
Strange individual indeed
Drinks water from Nile
by R. of PT
daruhvatz gyju
slippo laki mut bel gyz
splat plop snyzi git
by Anonymous Poet
But on second thought
bad haiku is just like that -
Counting syl's for fun
by R. of PT
Creativity
haven't tried for many years -
Maybe not for me
by R. of PT
Boston gal sez, geeze!
only English here...puh-leeze
translating? it sux
by Anonymous Poet
Swed instructor said
A snorkel is a snorkel
is a snorkel - yeah
by R. of PT
Plongez! Decouvrez!
Au milieu de milles poissons -
C'est l'eternite'
by R. of PT
no undu standa
when na you a speak a dat
fuhgedaboudit
by Anonymous Poet
Giu' sui fondali
Respiro nel boccaglio -
Vedo prodigi
by R. of PT
through a flowered gate
"magnolia cemetery"
iron letters scrolled
by Gwenhyfar
Giu' sui fondali
dalla mia maschera -
Scopro il creato
by R. of PT
fast-moving river
littered with past-living leaves
nothing but autumn
by Gwen
empty avenues
crowded with hundreds of cars
nothing but traffic
by Boston gal
Vita divina
Donataci dal Cielo -
Celeste dono
by R. of PT
Life is from Heaven
Bless the Lord every day -
Forever we will
by R. of PT
Bad haiku's easy
Good poetry much less so -
Trying anyway
by R. of PT
Haiku Haiku oh
Haiku Haiku Haiku oh -
Haiku Haiku oh
by R. of PT
Oh Haiku Haiku
Oh Haiku Haiku Haiku -
Oh Haiku Haiku
by R. of PT
so hey...internet
chick, how about you and your
kids come for a ride?
by k
alter-native fun-
da
mental
ism it's what
Burning Man's about....
by k
blah, blah, yadda, yah
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*****
by Anonymous Poet
blah!<>>><>
>,'>,<
by Anonymous Poet
This is another
test for something else that's been
a problem <for some>.
by Adam
This is a test of
Bad Haiku's response to a
certain, uh, problem.
by Adam (Bad Haiku's Tester)
Boss lady taps foot
Pierces me with gimlet eyes
What did I do now?
by titus wong
my sweet-ass Chevette
it's Audiovox booming
going to 8 Mile
by onjaysun
making some progress
internet chick does improve
thinks before she writes
by Anonymous Poet
Silence, a strangled
Telephone has forgotten
That it should ring
by some internet chick
"I'm tired of kids."
for the person who says this
there are no flowers
by some internet chick
Until yesterday
ignored what an haiku is -
Now I published 3
by R. of PT