Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...

...what gives moxie dude
pretending to be you're not
......it's just a fun game

.(fuck off Anonymous Poet)
Haiku # 20942 June 2, 2002 12:16 pm ET
by ronin@you'restillanasskisser
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 20941 June 2, 2002 4:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

........pardon the butthead
so it was your king's knight then
............my move is c5

.............(AP is moxie)
Haiku # 20940 June 2, 2002 1:50 am ET
by ronin@myapologiestomoxforcomparinghimto"him"
...........IS IT....

...Andrew Poppycock?
Andrew Psychoanalyzed?
.....Andrew Pulaski*?

...(*-a Polish Prick, a
..Junior of the Second
..........mayber?)
Haiku # 20939 June 2, 2002 1:45 am ET
by ronin@nonahnotAssociatedPress
yeah ronin at least try not to be a jerk
Haiku # 20938 June 1, 2002 8:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yeah ronin at least try not to be a jerk
Haiku # 20937 June 1, 2002 8:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yesterday stressful
Last night was Bloody Maries
Now today is work
Haiku # 20936 June 1, 2002 3:09 pm ET
by WyldKyss
fuck off ronin
Haiku # 20935 June 1, 2002 12:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jubilee parade,
Hell
Haiku # 20934 June 1, 2002 11:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
its time for the codes
to unlock the mystery
of the mixed-up knight

e4 e5/Nf3 Nc6/Bb5 Be7 /Nc3 Nf6/O-O d6
d4 Bd7/Bxc6 Bxc6/Qe2 exd4/Nxd4 O-O
Nxc6 bxc6/Rd1
Haiku # 20933 June 1, 2002 1:23 am ET
by indiana
babies are swimming
in my chicken noodle soup.
they will be tasty!
Haiku # 20932 June 1, 2002 12:54 am ET
by lizzle of brooklyn
kev has just showered.
he doesn't smell anymore.
he misses his dirt
Haiku # 20931 June 1, 2002 12:53 am ET
by lizzle of brooklyn

k is your sister?
Haiku # 20930 June 1, 2002 12:40 am ET
by ronin@andyourejanis?illneverfigurethisout

....you mean it was the
other knight that did in my
.king's pawn and bishop?

.(anyway, my move is c5)
Haiku # 20929 June 1, 2002 12:31 am ET
by ronin@broletmegetaboardmymemory'sfailing

...............but indiana
.didnt you use that knight to take
........my queen's bishop at

c6?

(remember hoofbeats from afar?)
Haiku # 20928 June 1, 2002 12:25 am ET
by ronin@


it must be the trill
of the songbird from afar
that draws the worm out
Haiku # 20927 May 31, 2002 8:14 pm ET
by indiana
so very sorry for you all

Haiku # 20926 May 31, 2002 6:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Wild with rage now
This is no laughing matter
My sister was raped.
Haiku # 20925 May 31, 2002 4:09 pm ET
by WyldKyss


and probably first
earthlings to merge algebra
with the brain
Haiku # 20924 May 31, 2002 7:00 am ET
by indiana


s
Haiku # 20923 May 31, 2002 6:58 am ET
by indiana


not so fast ronin
don
Haiku # 20922 May 31, 2002 6:24 am ET
by indiana

......young supple cleavage
my tongue straining out to touch
.............as i lotus sit
Haiku # 20921 May 31, 2002 3:02 am ET
by ronin@alittlemoremeditationthere
transcending boredom
i chuckle at some haiku
and caress the cat
Haiku # 20920 May 31, 2002 2:51 am ET
by ash
Highway fourteen west

Looking though bug guts to see:

The golden sunset
Haiku # 20919 May 30, 2002 11:43 pm ET
by moderndaynomad

20904
.AINT
.mine
Haiku # 20918 May 30, 2002 10:43 pm ET
by ronin

and its MY move now
Haiku # 20917 May 30, 2002 9:34 pm ET
by ronin@hehe

...........har har har indy
looks like you've got a lone pawn
.......defenseless once more

......(that would cripple your
.........center play for good)
Haiku # 20916 May 30, 2002 9:31 pm ET
by ronin@8)
Zen sex harassment,
Look not at woman
Haiku # 20915 May 30, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ouch! Head Connected
With one of the thrown stools here
Very Violent!
Haiku # 20914 May 30, 2002 4:42 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Ex stopped by to whine
Said she felt bad, stayed the night
She felt fine to me
Haiku # 20913 May 30, 2002 3:21 pm ET
by Chowderhead
goodbye Boston gal
may your life be richer for
your wise decision
Haiku # 20912 May 30, 2002 2:18 pm ET
by k_against of bad haiku is not to be confused with ACTUAL COMMUNICATION with others....just the sign of boredom
OK Boston gal
sorry you are going. where?
I'm coming to B

like words in this box
I will miss you too as well
mox does not want meet

Nah MEET with mellie
he as good as said that now
no meet is his loss
Haiku # 20911 May 30, 2002 12:56 pm ET
by mellie
A long absence
deprevity and darkness
from Haiku writing >>

Rising on the trill
Fluttering in the warm wind
A siren echoes

[in the distance,
be hind ,
the present,
be fore,
in the future]
Haiku # 20910 May 30, 2002 12:49 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
time for me to go
thanks for laughs and roses (Scott)
will miss Ash the most
Haiku # 20909 May 30, 2002 12:18 pm ET
by Boston gal et al...Lolita included
I just dont get it
what game do you think you play?
numbers of poems
Haiku # 20908 May 30, 2002 12:11 pm ET
by mellie


i meant Rd1
in 20903! is c5
your final reply?
Haiku # 20907 May 30, 2002 11:59 am ET
by indiana

if its e5 then Ng4
Haiku # 20906 May 30, 2002 11:24 am ET
by ronin@behkhunlole

.....what big rock indy
i cant register your move
......mine's c5 i think
Haiku # 20905 May 30, 2002 11:03 am ET
by ronin@hikgoonite
let me be your man
but have patients with my wierd
solipsistic ways

i want you to know
and believe that i do care
about and love you
Haiku # 20904 May 30, 2002 10:27 am ET
by Selfish Sometimes


gearing for battle
the king rolled the one big rock
along the queen
Haiku # 20903 May 30, 2002 9:03 am ET
by indiana

......it's just a fun game
.nothing personal and meant
.........'cept ones on k

..(the others i think are just
plain apprehensive, that's all)
Haiku # 20902 May 30, 2002 8:00 am ET
by ronin@kampaiAP

.......i am going out
.for a case of light beer
and some cool fresh air
Haiku # 20901 May 30, 2002 7:58 am ET
by ronin

.......i am going out
.for a case of light beer
and some cool fresh air
Haiku # 20900 May 30, 2002 7:58 am ET
by ronin
roan an, stallion
of the cimarron, or should
i say...bad haiku?
Haiku # 20899 May 30, 2002 4:04 am ET
by Ap Pend of ronin suddenly started taking this too seriously
..WHAT IS NOT STRANGE


......instead of asking
me to give the other cheek
....just tell the punk off

to restrain his punches
Haiku # 20898 May 30, 2002 1:47 am ET
by ronin@nowthatwouldreallybeinthecourseoftheordinaryandnormalinsteadofthereverse

.......but when i counter
all the fucking flags are raised
......and i get more crap

(ME, hung up on colored stool?
..what strange coincidence? -
......all that made up albeit
...........strained crap)
Haiku # 20897 May 30, 2002 1:26 am ET
by ronin@nowigetitdontfallforthebull
...........DEJA VU

.see, it's happening (again)
when AP foams and bitches
.......everybody rides on

.(no admonition, they even
.....happily spin-off on his
.........virtual stool crap)

Haiku # 20896 May 30, 2002 1:23 am ET
by ronin@perplexed

mox is not mellie?
Haiku # 20895 May 29, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by ronin@byeseeyouwhenigetanewjob

......a winning case
........,botched*...
......or salvageable?

(*-due to a technicality)
Haiku # 20894 May 29, 2002 11:37 pm ET
by ronin@ineedabeerlotsofthem

...my schedule's a mess
and my deadlines overdue
........but still i haiku

(soon they might take this
..computer and give me a
..........typewriter...)
Haiku # 20893 May 29, 2002 11:35 pm ET
by ronin@virtualstoolyourfuckingfaceAP