Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
...........DEJA VU

.see, it's happening (again)
when AP foams and bitches
.......everybody rides on

.(no admonition, they even
.....happily spin-off on his
.........virtual stool crap)

Haiku # 20896 May 30, 2002 1:23 am ET
by ronin@perplexed

mox is not mellie?
Haiku # 20895 May 29, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by ronin@byeseeyouwhenigetanewjob

......a winning case
........,botched*...
......or salvageable?

(*-due to a technicality)
Haiku # 20894 May 29, 2002 11:37 pm ET
by ronin@ineedabeerlotsofthem

...my schedule's a mess
and my deadlines overdue
........but still i haiku

(soon they might take this
..computer and give me a
..........typewriter...)
Haiku # 20893 May 29, 2002 11:35 pm ET
by ronin@virtualstoolyourfuckingfaceAP
hey moxie, funny !
I was serious about it
you tell me where then
Haiku # 20891 May 29, 2002 10:36 pm ET
by mellie
that was a bit weird
two poets hung up on stool
strange coincidence
Haiku # 20890 May 29, 2002 9:48 pm ET
by or just poor diet?
virtual stool, yuck!
stool is stool ~ brown, yellow...green?
(too many veggies)
Haiku # 20889 May 29, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by Doc Proct T. A. Lojest
virtual stool haiku
Haiku # 20888 May 29, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
red stripe is it, eh?
down by Jamaica way now?
be cool rasta man
Haiku # 20887 May 29, 2002 9:42 pm ET
by Lolita's lil bro
I'll pass the Red Stripe, Mel

Mox
Haiku # 20886 May 29, 2002 9:19 pm ET
by Mox
chill the fuck out ronin!
before Everyone starts throwing chairs
in here, a virtual stool might land on
your head......
Haiku # 20885 May 29, 2002 8:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
missing just a beat
ash did trash one of his feet
now it's wrapped all neat
Haiku # 20884 May 29, 2002 4:57 pm ET
by Boston gal sends best wishes
It's raining outside
Might even hail sometime soon
Parking in Boss spot!
Haiku # 20883 May 29, 2002 4:07 pm ET
by WyldKyss
not sure who you want
to email you...or if it's
just the beer talking

my theory is the
keyboard isn't mixed up at
all, ale must be good!
Haiku # 20882 May 29, 2002 3:30 pm ET
by k of to scotch
I'll be there soon Mox
for a week in September
meet me out the front
Haiku # 20881 May 29, 2002 2:07 pm ET
by mellie
here
Haiku # 20880 May 29, 2002 7:08 am ET
by Moxie
i'd like to write you
but i don't hqve your qddress
emqil me, ok?
Haiku # 20879 May 29, 2002 4:42 am ET
by scotch
this belgiqn keyboqrd
hqs the q qnd a reversed
now whqt's up with thqt?
Haiku # 20878 May 29, 2002 4:27 am ET
by scotch in belgium, digging the beer
soaking for an hour
a rim of skin and soap scum
on turbid water
Haiku # 20877 May 29, 2002 4:02 am ET
by ash

.........a mistake indy
..my move should be: pxN
..........and NOT pxB

....when they pick on you
they say it's just a joke BUT
.....you cant do the same

(it's "bad" they say, as if im
..........a child like AP)
Haiku # 20876 May 29, 2002 1:56 am ET
by ronin@notfair

.........ah doctor lectern
mister hide has transformed in-
..........to doctor jekyll
Haiku # 20875 May 29, 2002 1:51 am ET
by ronin@8)
i fell on my foot
nothing else fell on my foot
i slipped down one stair

i am a cripple
a disabled uniped
temporarily

and when the bones knit
i plan to walk straight and tall
but more carefully
Haiku # 20874 May 28, 2002 10:45 pm ET
by ash
Persona non-grata
just like me father
sans moustache
Haiku # 20873 May 28, 2002 10:42 pm ET
by problemo of east coast (paranoia)
I say fuck you
to haiku
haiku say fuck you
to me
everybody happy
Haiku # 20872 May 28, 2002 10:38 pm ET
by animal chin of lowell, ma.
I wanted to move
on and no longer fight cause
I had life move in...

Haiku # 20871 May 28, 2002 9:56 pm ET
by Moxie
I really hated
you people deep down, because
sometimes, these words, can

kill
Haiku # 20870 May 28, 2002 9:55 pm ET
by Moxie

...and gimme back my dots, you moron!
Haiku # 20869 May 28, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by ronin@ahemcantresistbeinginfantile

.......im strange and hes not?
he roams about defaming (people)
.........and flooding this site

...(and you expect ME to make a
.........unilateral ceasefire?)
Haiku # 20868 May 28, 2002 9:29 pm ET
by ronin@amimissingsomethinghere?ithoughtiwasonYOURsidekchick

........basic rule in life:
dont let people kick your ass
.....or they'd kick you bad

...(thanks there, WyldKyss)
Haiku # 20867 May 28, 2002 9:20 pm ET
by ronin@bytheway20865AINTmine

what may be strange babe
..would be not to react to
.........unlike stimuli

(that would not be human
...........and usual)
Haiku # 20866 May 28, 2002 9:13 pm ET
by ronin@hi k,lotsofpeoplegetfjealouswheneverifeelliketalkingtoyou


idiot on the run
but you can
Haiku # 20865 May 28, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by predator
Eat shit USA Cunts,
and Bastards, destroying the world,
seems to be your lifes' work
Haiku # 20864 May 28, 2002 8:42 pm ET
by .........................
Buffy reruns on
Robot Buffy is real cool
Catching up on plot...
Haiku # 20863 May 28, 2002 8:41 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Ronin Warrior
Should not be picked on either
I meant no one should :)
Haiku # 20862 May 28, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by WyldKyss
he he he he he
he he he he he he he
he he he he he
Haiku # 20861 May 28, 2002 7:30 pm ET
by anonymous troll, oopsey
........hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe
........hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe
........hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe

Haiku # 20860 May 28, 2002 7:28 pm ET
by anonymous troll
ronin suddenly
shows different colors than
usual...quite strange

but hey, it's just bad
haiku! it's just a stupid
form based posting site......
Haiku # 20859 May 28, 2002 7:17 pm ET
by k of hiya all!

nothing serious on
.....flame wars,
.......is there?

(just a play brawl)
Haiku # 20858 May 28, 2002 3:03 pm ET
by ronin@ialsofeltattackedonto

............ok i submit
i thought i was being playful
.......like scott or moxie
Haiku # 20857 May 28, 2002 2:59 pm ET
by ronin@andthatgoesforyoutooAP
.............*sigh*


.be flamed but dont flame
even now im being flamed
....one-sided rules here

(it's just a game, but then
................ok)
Haiku # 20856 May 28, 2002 2:45 pm ET
by ronin@pxB
I never belonged
but slipped into the clubhouse
many nom de plums
Haiku # 20855 May 28, 2002 1:56 pm ET
by Boston gal
share (you know the rest)
flame retardant pajamas?
think they outlawed those
Haiku # 20854 May 28, 2002 1:49 pm ET
by too many kiddos playing with matches
share warmth but don't flame?
light those candles gather 'round
don't leave 'em burning?
Haiku # 20853 May 28, 2002 1:47 pm ET
by Lola
share warmth but don't flame?
means what? homosexuals
aren't allowed haiku?
Haiku # 20852 May 28, 2002 1:45 pm ET
by a democratic hetero
Think happy thoughts in
seventeen-syllable form
Share warmth but don
Haiku # 20851 May 28, 2002 1:21 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Can't we all just haiku? :)
Haiku # 20850 May 28, 2002 1:05 pm ET
by WyldKyss
You say no one cares
But obsession with the moxie
Is getting quite old.
Haiku # 20849 May 28, 2002 1:02 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Parade of co-eds
wearing sandals, looking dazed
Summer temps are here
Haiku # 20848 May 28, 2002 1:02 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Angelic presence,
your eyes are like shimmering
diamonds. Nice cans too.
Haiku # 20847 May 28, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Tree falls in forest.
No one there. Does it make sound?
Who cares? Firewood.
Haiku # 20846 May 28, 2002 12:57 pm ET
by Chowderhead