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28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...


mox is not mellie?
Haiku # 20895, May 29, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by ronin@byeseeyouwhenigetanewjob

......a winning case
........,botched*...
......or salvageable?

(*-due to a technicality)
Haiku # 20894, May 29, 2002 11:37 pm ET
by ronin@ineedabeerlotsofthem

...my schedule's a mess
and my deadlines overdue
........but still i haiku

(soon they might take this
..computer and give me a
..........typewriter...)
Haiku # 20893, May 29, 2002 11:35 pm ET
by ronin@virtualstoolyourfuckingfaceAP
hey moxie, funny !
I was serious about it
you tell me where then
Haiku # 20891, May 29, 2002 10:36 pm ET
by mellie
that was a bit weird
two poets hung up on stool
strange coincidence
Haiku # 20890, May 29, 2002 9:48 pm ET
by or just poor diet?
virtual stool, yuck!
stool is stool ~ brown, yellow...green?
(too many veggies)
Haiku # 20889, May 29, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by Doc Proct T. A. Lojest
virtual stool haiku
Haiku # 20888, May 29, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
red stripe is it, eh?
down by Jamaica way now?
be cool rasta man
Haiku # 20887, May 29, 2002 9:42 pm ET
by Lolita's lil bro
I'll pass the Red Stripe, Mel

Mox
Haiku # 20886, May 29, 2002 9:19 pm ET
by Mox
chill the fuck out ronin!
before Everyone starts throwing chairs
in here, a virtual stool might land on
your head......
Haiku # 20885, May 29, 2002 8:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
missing just a beat
ash did trash one of his feet
now it's wrapped all neat
Haiku # 20884, May 29, 2002 4:57 pm ET
by Boston gal sends best wishes
It's raining outside
Might even hail sometime soon
Parking in Boss spot!
Haiku # 20883, May 29, 2002 4:07 pm ET
by WyldKyss
not sure who you want
to email you...or if it's
just the beer talking

my theory is the
keyboard isn't mixed up at
all, ale must be good!
Haiku # 20882, May 29, 2002 3:30 pm ET
by k of to scotch
I'll be there soon Mox
for a week in September
meet me out the front
Haiku # 20881, May 29, 2002 2:07 pm ET
by mellie
here
Haiku # 20880, May 29, 2002 7:08 am ET
by Moxie
i'd like to write you
but i don't hqve your qddress
emqil me, ok?
Haiku # 20879, May 29, 2002 4:42 am ET
by scotch
this belgiqn keyboqrd
hqs the q qnd a reversed
now whqt's up with thqt?
Haiku # 20878, May 29, 2002 4:27 am ET
by scotch in belgium, digging the beer
soaking for an hour
a rim of skin and soap scum
on turbid water
Haiku # 20877, May 29, 2002 4:02 am ET
by ash

.........a mistake indy
..my move should be: pxN
..........and NOT pxB

....when they pick on you
they say it's just a joke BUT
.....you cant do the same

(it's "bad" they say, as if im
..........a child like AP)
Haiku # 20876, May 29, 2002 1:56 am ET
by ronin@notfair

.........ah doctor lectern
mister hide has transformed in-
..........to doctor jekyll
Haiku # 20875, May 29, 2002 1:51 am ET
by ronin@8)
i fell on my foot
nothing else fell on my foot
i slipped down one stair

i am a cripple
a disabled uniped
temporarily

and when the bones knit
i plan to walk straight and tall
but more carefully
Haiku # 20874, May 28, 2002 10:45 pm ET
by ash
Persona non-grata
just like me father
sans moustache
Haiku # 20873, May 28, 2002 10:42 pm ET
by problemo of east coast (paranoia)
I say fuck you
to haiku
haiku say fuck you
to me
everybody happy
Haiku # 20872, May 28, 2002 10:38 pm ET
by animal chin of lowell, ma.
I wanted to move
on and no longer fight cause
I had life move in...

Haiku # 20871, May 28, 2002 9:56 pm ET
by Moxie
I really hated
you people deep down, because
sometimes, these words, can

kill
Haiku # 20870, May 28, 2002 9:55 pm ET
by Moxie

...and gimme back my dots, you moron!
Haiku # 20869, May 28, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by ronin@ahemcantresistbeinginfantile

.......im strange and hes not?
he roams about defaming (people)
.........and flooding this site

...(and you expect ME to make a
.........unilateral ceasefire?)
Haiku # 20868, May 28, 2002 9:29 pm ET
by ronin@amimissingsomethinghere?ithoughtiwasonYOURsidekchick

........basic rule in life:
dont let people kick your ass
.....or they'd kick you bad

...(thanks there, WyldKyss)
Haiku # 20867, May 28, 2002 9:20 pm ET
by ronin@bytheway20865AINTmine

what may be strange babe
..would be not to react to
.........unlike stimuli

(that would not be human
...........and usual)
Haiku # 20866, May 28, 2002 9:13 pm ET
by ronin@hi k,lotsofpeoplegetfjealouswheneverifeelliketalkingtoyou


idiot on the run
but you can
Haiku # 20865, May 28, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by predator
Eat shit USA Cunts,
and Bastards, destroying the world,
seems to be your lifes' work
Haiku # 20864, May 28, 2002 8:42 pm ET
by .........................
Buffy reruns on
Robot Buffy is real cool
Catching up on plot...
Haiku # 20863, May 28, 2002 8:41 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Ronin Warrior
Should not be picked on either
I meant no one should :)
Haiku # 20862, May 28, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by WyldKyss
he he he he he
he he he he he he he
he he he he he
Haiku # 20861, May 28, 2002 7:30 pm ET
by anonymous troll, oopsey
........hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe
........hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe
........hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe

Haiku # 20860, May 28, 2002 7:28 pm ET
by anonymous troll
ronin suddenly
shows different colors than
usual...quite strange

but hey, it's just bad
haiku! it's just a stupid
form based posting site......
Haiku # 20859, May 28, 2002 7:17 pm ET
by k of hiya all!

nothing serious on
.....flame wars,
.......is there?

(just a play brawl)
Haiku # 20858, May 28, 2002 3:03 pm ET
by ronin@ialsofeltattackedonto

............ok i submit
i thought i was being playful
.......like scott or moxie
Haiku # 20857, May 28, 2002 2:59 pm ET
by ronin@andthatgoesforyoutooAP
.............*sigh*


.be flamed but dont flame
even now im being flamed
....one-sided rules here

(it's just a game, but then
................ok)
Haiku # 20856, May 28, 2002 2:45 pm ET
by ronin@pxB
I never belonged
but slipped into the clubhouse
many nom de plums
Haiku # 20855, May 28, 2002 1:56 pm ET
by Boston gal
share (you know the rest)
flame retardant pajamas?
think they outlawed those
Haiku # 20854, May 28, 2002 1:49 pm ET
by too many kiddos playing with matches
share warmth but don't flame?
light those candles gather 'round
don't leave 'em burning?
Haiku # 20853, May 28, 2002 1:47 pm ET
by Lola
share warmth but don't flame?
means what? homosexuals
aren't allowed haiku?
Haiku # 20852, May 28, 2002 1:45 pm ET
by a democratic hetero
Think happy thoughts in
seventeen-syllable form
Share warmth but don
Haiku # 20851, May 28, 2002 1:21 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Can't we all just haiku? :)
Haiku # 20850, May 28, 2002 1:05 pm ET
by WyldKyss
You say no one cares
But obsession with the moxie
Is getting quite old.
Haiku # 20849, May 28, 2002 1:02 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Parade of co-eds
wearing sandals, looking dazed
Summer temps are here
Haiku # 20848, May 28, 2002 1:02 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Angelic presence,
your eyes are like shimmering
diamonds. Nice cans too.
Haiku # 20847, May 28, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Tree falls in forest.
No one there. Does it make sound?
Who cares? Firewood.
Haiku # 20846, May 28, 2002 12:57 pm ET
by Chowderhead
no one really cares
about flame wars or Moxie
just want to haiku
Haiku # 20845, May 28, 2002 12:51 pm ET
by Lolita
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