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28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...


nothing serious on
.....flame wars,
.......is there?

(just a play brawl)
Haiku # 20858, May 28, 2002 3:03 pm ET
by ronin@ialsofeltattackedonto

............ok i submit
i thought i was being playful
.......like scott or moxie
Haiku # 20857, May 28, 2002 2:59 pm ET
by ronin@andthatgoesforyoutooAP
.............*sigh*


.be flamed but dont flame
even now im being flamed
....one-sided rules here

(it's just a game, but then
................ok)
Haiku # 20856, May 28, 2002 2:45 pm ET
by ronin@pxB
I never belonged
but slipped into the clubhouse
many nom de plums
Haiku # 20855, May 28, 2002 1:56 pm ET
by Boston gal
share (you know the rest)
flame retardant pajamas?
think they outlawed those
Haiku # 20854, May 28, 2002 1:49 pm ET
by too many kiddos playing with matches
share warmth but don't flame?
light those candles gather 'round
don't leave 'em burning?
Haiku # 20853, May 28, 2002 1:47 pm ET
by Lola
share warmth but don't flame?
means what? homosexuals
aren't allowed haiku?
Haiku # 20852, May 28, 2002 1:45 pm ET
by a democratic hetero
Think happy thoughts in
seventeen-syllable form
Share warmth but don
Haiku # 20851, May 28, 2002 1:21 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Can't we all just haiku? :)
Haiku # 20850, May 28, 2002 1:05 pm ET
by WyldKyss
You say no one cares
But obsession with the moxie
Is getting quite old.
Haiku # 20849, May 28, 2002 1:02 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Parade of co-eds
wearing sandals, looking dazed
Summer temps are here
Haiku # 20848, May 28, 2002 1:02 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Angelic presence,
your eyes are like shimmering
diamonds. Nice cans too.
Haiku # 20847, May 28, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Tree falls in forest.
No one there. Does it make sound?
Who cares? Firewood.
Haiku # 20846, May 28, 2002 12:57 pm ET
by Chowderhead
no one really cares
about flame wars or Moxie
just want to haiku
Haiku # 20845, May 28, 2002 12:51 pm ET
by Lolita
What I am saying is
Moxie felt attacked on here
Not understanding

But it's not just him
It's obvious that flame wars
Care not on victims
Haiku # 20844, May 28, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by WyldKyss
fearfully they wait
shadows lengthening forms grow
intimidated
Haiku # 20843, May 28, 2002 12:26 pm ET
by Lolita to Plato...sounds more like Goethe
deep in their dark lair
self-bound to a burning hearth
old men squat staring
Haiku # 20842, May 28, 2002 10:59 am ET
by Plato to Lolita
The smell of young corn
steaming sweats of mists rolling
Its husks wilted wet
Haiku # 20841, May 28, 2002 10:38 am ET
by jewel1
Colored bottles lined
mementos of times long gone
recall the laughter
Haiku # 20840, May 28, 2002 10:34 am ET
by jewel1
identity theft -
annoying on badhaiku
scary in real life
Haiku # 20839, May 28, 2002 10:33 am ET
by scotch (got a call the other day about stolen bank papers - here i am in heathrow...hey k)
A streetside cafe
Lilium tucked behind her ear
Ah, Bellisima!
Haiku # 20838, May 28, 2002 10:32 am ET
by jewel1

what you sayin' there WyldKyss
Haiku # 20837, May 28, 2002 9:37 am ET
by ronin@hi

......mAdness mAdness mAd
ness mAdness mAdness mAdness
......mAdness mAdness mAd

.........Psycho Psycho Psy
....cho Psycho Psycho Psycho
.........Psycho Psycho Psy

...(not even half the poet that
.................moxie is)
Haiku # 20836, May 28, 2002 9:36 am ET
by ronin@cuckoocuckoocuckoo
This is amusing
When one person, attacked, leaves
You turn on yourselves...
Haiku # 20835, May 28, 2002 9:09 am ET
by WyldKyss
.....guiness record


.....greatest irony:
.an anonymous poet
...who's not a poet

(more retard than...)
Haiku # 20834, May 28, 2002 6:19 am ET
by ronin@adailywhankeriswhatyouare

..what you saying schmuck
you trying to say something
......like ah...duh...drivel

......(go lick moxie's ass)

Haiku # 20833, May 28, 2002 6:13 am ET
by ronin@FUCKOFFANONYMOUSPOETYOURENOTEVENAPOET
........now showing

...silence of the dumbs
.Anonymous Poet plays
....the crazed hannibal

(watch him focus on the
.............dots)
Haiku # 20832, May 28, 2002 6:05 am ET
by ronin@andisupposeyourenot
ronin must BE moxie....he is just as annoying....
Haiku # 20831, May 28, 2002 2:50 am ET
by fuck off ronin/moxie
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Haiku # 20830, May 28, 2002 2:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20829, May 28, 2002 2:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20828, May 28, 2002 2:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
what do they mean?
why do they thrill you so much?
you fucking lamer...............!
Haiku # 20827, May 28, 2002 2:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20826, May 28, 2002 2:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20825, May 28, 2002 2:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20824, May 28, 2002 2:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20823, May 28, 2002 2:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20822, May 28, 2002 2:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20821, May 28, 2002 2:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a thirty-six B
suits me just fine... by the way
no complaints as yet
Haiku # 20820, May 27, 2002 7:00 pm ET
by Lolita

...........i am 36
an advocate of sorts and
....a counsel at large
Haiku # 20819, May 27, 2002 6:46 pm ET
by ronin@enjoy
I feel bad for you!
about those blind relatives
(must be genetic)
Haiku # 20818, May 27, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by Lolita...still waiting to hear about ash's accident too (via Hippocrates)


stained linen ephod
falls flat on unholy ground
hoofbeats from afar
Haiku # 20817, May 27, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by indiana
Fourty-plus something
Family members this weekend
Haven't seen in years
Haiku # 20816, May 27, 2002 2:41 pm ET
by WyldKyss

........too much reality
doing away with hypochrisy
......what remains...is it
Haiku # 20815, May 27, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by ronin
sweet gaping Marsh ducks
just in time too it would seem
golfer yells out "fore"!
Haiku # 20814, May 27, 2002 12:32 pm ET
by Marsh's orthodontist
Life is short, Art long
Experience deceitful
Judgment difficult
Haiku # 20813, May 27, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by Hippocrates...what fell upon your foot, ash?

the "babes" are asleep
in their angelic abodes
come morning they fall
Haiku # 20812, May 27, 2002 5:31 am ET
by ronin

.............................0-0
Haiku # 20811, May 27, 2002 3:34 am ET
by ronin 2 indy

..when nuclear war starts
the first obvious thing to do
........is to secure the

king
Haiku # 20810, May 27, 2002 3:28 am ET
by ronin@mycardinalisyoursfortheflogging

...birds of the same mind
attract themselves together
.....give him a pat dude

...(no stoic storks for me,
..only gaping marsh ducks)
Haiku # 20809, May 27, 2002 3:16 am ET
by ronan@haarharharhargh
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