Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

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Haiku # 20821, May 28, 2002 2:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a thirty-six B
suits me just fine... by the way
no complaints as yet
Haiku # 20820, May 27, 2002 7:00 pm ET
by Lolita

...........i am 36
an advocate of sorts and
....a counsel at large
Haiku # 20819, May 27, 2002 6:46 pm ET
by ronin@enjoy
I feel bad for you!
about those blind relatives
(must be genetic)
Haiku # 20818, May 27, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by Lolita...still waiting to hear about ash's accident too (via Hippocrates)


stained linen ephod
falls flat on unholy ground
hoofbeats from afar
Haiku # 20817, May 27, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by indiana
Fourty-plus something
Family members this weekend
Haven't seen in years
Haiku # 20816, May 27, 2002 2:41 pm ET
by WyldKyss

........too much reality
doing away with hypochrisy
......what remains...is it
Haiku # 20815, May 27, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by ronin
sweet gaping Marsh ducks
just in time too it would seem
golfer yells out "fore"!
Haiku # 20814, May 27, 2002 12:32 pm ET
by Marsh's orthodontist
Life is short, Art long
Experience deceitful
Judgment difficult
Haiku # 20813, May 27, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by Hippocrates...what fell upon your foot, ash?

the "babes" are asleep
in their angelic abodes
come morning they fall
Haiku # 20812, May 27, 2002 5:31 am ET
by ronin

.............................0-0
Haiku # 20811, May 27, 2002 3:34 am ET
by ronin 2 indy

..when nuclear war starts
the first obvious thing to do
........is to secure the

king
Haiku # 20810, May 27, 2002 3:28 am ET
by ronin@mycardinalisyoursfortheflogging

...birds of the same mind
attract themselves together
.....give him a pat dude

...(no stoic storks for me,
..only gaping marsh ducks)
Haiku # 20809, May 27, 2002 3:16 am ET
by ronan@haarharharhargh
Erector set shell
working levers and buttons
my girdered steel rails
Haiku # 20808, May 27, 2002 12:29 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
My cliche mirror
shows that my identity
is all too common
Haiku # 20807, May 27, 2002 12:26 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
All I crave is art
and with that comes a surely
unsatisfied life
Haiku # 20806, May 27, 2002 12:24 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Un-natural light
brewed chemicals, mixed with piss
filling all my needs
Haiku # 20805, May 27, 2002 12:23 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Each morning I rise
with calculator in hand
to do pointless math
Haiku # 20804, May 27, 2002 12:19 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
this is a pointless
haiku, which i am posting
to figure the time
Haiku # 20803, May 26, 2002 11:55 pm ET
by hugh
time is on my side
bandages are on my foot
debts are on my back
Haiku # 20802, May 26, 2002 10:26 pm ET
by ash
foot bone imploded
personal hiroshima
world suddenly changed
Haiku # 20801, May 26, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by ash
maybe I count each
of ronin's incessant dots
and fire a blank

.....for each
Haiku # 20800, May 26, 2002 9:47 pm ET
by moxie
slowly melting down
candles flicker in the wind
remnants of love's fire
Haiku # 20799, May 26, 2002 7:35 pm ET
by Beau Soleil
ruby black river
silenced in the dark bayou
midnight souls do roam
Haiku # 20798, May 26, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Beau Soleil
sweeping locks of grey
gnarled and twisting in the wind
spanish moss does hang
Haiku # 20797, May 26, 2002 4:11 pm ET
by Beau Soleil
like slim white vases
lazin' in the Cajun sun
egret's silhouettes
Haiku # 20796, May 26, 2002 4:07 pm ET
by Beau Soleil
...of course, Ronan I have certain beliefs
how many people have tried
to destroy me, what I write
or have me kill myself literally
to avoid the change in themselves?

Haiku # 20795, May 26, 2002 2:46 pm ET
by Mox
Whistling in the dark
I did neither what I should
Nor what I wanted.
Haiku # 20794, May 26, 2002 1:57 pm ET
by andrew
I had just one life.
Now that it's almost all gone,
I see my mistakes.
Haiku # 20793, May 26, 2002 1:55 pm ET
by andrew
Footprint in the dust
Cobwebs across the doorway
What was here, is gone.
Haiku # 20792, May 26, 2002 1:50 pm ET
by andrew
Emptiness of mind
Winds blow down blank corridors
Why is nothing there?
Haiku # 20791, May 26, 2002 1:48 pm ET
by andrew
Alright - who did it?
crumpled mass of square paper
Holy shit! Meltdown!

Haiku # 20790, May 26, 2002 1:46 pm ET
by hugh
A mil only buys
my neighbor in lingerie...
And I should get out?
Haiku # 20789, May 26, 2002 1:43 pm ET
by hugh@random
I try to use web,
but Gates is a jerk, I get
four oh four error
Haiku # 20788, May 26, 2002 1:40 pm ET
by hugh
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
this is quite crappy.
Haiku # 20787, May 26, 2002 1:39 pm ET
by hugh
Bloody computer
fucked up my last haiku, so
I shat over it.
Haiku # 20786, May 26, 2002 1:36 pm ET
by hugh
It is obvious,
Haiku # 20785, May 26, 2002 1:35 pm ET
by hugh
In the meanwhile
Haiku # 20784, May 26, 2002 10:33 am ET
by indiana



eine kleine nachtmusik
a beautiful serenade
to one who
Haiku # 20783, May 26, 2002 10:11 am ET
by indiana

mox you've been there right
please tell us what our pal is
...going through right now

..(you've been really there,
..........haven't you?)
Haiku # 20782, May 26, 2002 9:36 am ET
by ronin@undifferentiatedthen8)
A big mountain stands
Stoic and cold against all tides
It will never move
Haiku # 20781, May 26, 2002 9:28 am ET
by jewel1
A comical twist
To be given so much life
when death is wished for
Haiku # 20780, May 26, 2002 9:25 am ET
by jewel1lestwebeaccused... =)

........the truth is i think
that he just wants to have fun
.....but at whose expense!
Haiku # 20779, May 26, 2002 9:24 am ET
by ronin@hemustbeboredandmean
try to understand
the source of that bile, itself
a bottomless pit
Haiku # 20778, May 26, 2002 9:18 am ET
by jewel1-it'lhaveafielddaythenteehee

........come tothink of it
he has not done much poems
.....but merely spews bile
Haiku # 20777, May 26, 2002 9:14 am ET
by ronin@uhhuh
Tread so carefully
On deceitful still waters
I hear the tick tock
Haiku # 20776, May 26, 2002 9:13 am ET
by jewel1

...incessant postings
of indiscernible poems
..become the retard
Haiku # 20775, May 26, 2002 9:09 am ET
by ronin@>>)
Far, wide one searches
Checking every long minute
It yearns for Mox!!
Haiku # 20774, May 26, 2002 9:04 am ET
by jewel1listen2thisroninandindy

..a catatonic's
.innate inability
to communicate?
Haiku # 20773, May 26, 2002 9:03 am ET
by ronin@loveistheanswerandhethinksihavetakenitawayfromhimbuttheresstillmoxie
Blank bullets bang loud
an unguided energy
blasting everyone
Haiku # 20772, May 26, 2002 8:58 am ET
by jewel1
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