Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...

...........i am 36
an advocate of sorts and
....a counsel at large
Haiku # 20819 May 27, 2002 6:46 pm ET
by ronin@enjoy
I feel bad for you!
about those blind relatives
(must be genetic)
Haiku # 20818 May 27, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by Lolita...still waiting to hear about ash's accident too (via Hippocrates)


stained linen ephod
falls flat on unholy ground
hoofbeats from afar
Haiku # 20817 May 27, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by indiana
Fourty-plus something
Family members this weekend
Haven't seen in years
Haiku # 20816 May 27, 2002 2:41 pm ET
by WyldKyss

........too much reality
doing away with hypochrisy
......what remains...is it
Haiku # 20815 May 27, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by ronin
sweet gaping Marsh ducks
just in time too it would seem
golfer yells out "fore"!
Haiku # 20814 May 27, 2002 12:32 pm ET
by Marsh's orthodontist
Life is short, Art long
Experience deceitful
Judgment difficult
Haiku # 20813 May 27, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by Hippocrates...what fell upon your foot, ash?

the "babes" are asleep
in their angelic abodes
come morning they fall
Haiku # 20812 May 27, 2002 5:31 am ET
by ronin

.............................0-0
Haiku # 20811 May 27, 2002 3:34 am ET
by ronin 2 indy

..when nuclear war starts
the first obvious thing to do
........is to secure the

king
Haiku # 20810 May 27, 2002 3:28 am ET
by ronin@mycardinalisyoursfortheflogging

...birds of the same mind
attract themselves together
.....give him a pat dude

...(no stoic storks for me,
..only gaping marsh ducks)
Haiku # 20809 May 27, 2002 3:16 am ET
by ronan@haarharharhargh
Erector set shell
working levers and buttons
my girdered steel rails
Haiku # 20808 May 27, 2002 12:29 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
My cliche mirror
shows that my identity
is all too common
Haiku # 20807 May 27, 2002 12:26 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
All I crave is art
and with that comes a surely
unsatisfied life
Haiku # 20806 May 27, 2002 12:24 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Un-natural light
brewed chemicals, mixed with piss
filling all my needs
Haiku # 20805 May 27, 2002 12:23 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Each morning I rise
with calculator in hand
to do pointless math
Haiku # 20804 May 27, 2002 12:19 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
this is a pointless
haiku, which i am posting
to figure the time
Haiku # 20803 May 26, 2002 11:55 pm ET
by hugh
time is on my side
bandages are on my foot
debts are on my back
Haiku # 20802 May 26, 2002 10:26 pm ET
by ash
foot bone imploded
personal hiroshima
world suddenly changed
Haiku # 20801 May 26, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by ash
maybe I count each
of ronin's incessant dots
and fire a blank

.....for each
Haiku # 20800 May 26, 2002 9:47 pm ET
by moxie
slowly melting down
candles flicker in the wind
remnants of love's fire
Haiku # 20799 May 26, 2002 7:35 pm ET
by Beau Soleil
ruby black river
silenced in the dark bayou
midnight souls do roam
Haiku # 20798 May 26, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Beau Soleil
sweeping locks of grey
gnarled and twisting in the wind
spanish moss does hang
Haiku # 20797 May 26, 2002 4:11 pm ET
by Beau Soleil
like slim white vases
lazin' in the Cajun sun
egret's silhouettes
Haiku # 20796 May 26, 2002 4:07 pm ET
by Beau Soleil
...of course, Ronan I have certain beliefs
how many people have tried
to destroy me, what I write
or have me kill myself literally
to avoid the change in themselves?

Haiku # 20795 May 26, 2002 2:46 pm ET
by Mox
Whistling in the dark
I did neither what I should
Nor what I wanted.
Haiku # 20794 May 26, 2002 1:57 pm ET
by andrew
I had just one life.
Now that it's almost all gone,
I see my mistakes.
Haiku # 20793 May 26, 2002 1:55 pm ET
by andrew
Footprint in the dust
Cobwebs across the doorway
What was here, is gone.
Haiku # 20792 May 26, 2002 1:50 pm ET
by andrew
Emptiness of mind
Winds blow down blank corridors
Why is nothing there?
Haiku # 20791 May 26, 2002 1:48 pm ET
by andrew
Alright - who did it?
crumpled mass of square paper
Holy shit! Meltdown!

Haiku # 20790 May 26, 2002 1:46 pm ET
by hugh
A mil only buys
my neighbor in lingerie...
And I should get out?
Haiku # 20789 May 26, 2002 1:43 pm ET
by hugh@random
I try to use web,
but Gates is a jerk, I get
four oh four error
Haiku # 20788 May 26, 2002 1:40 pm ET
by hugh
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
this is quite crappy.
Haiku # 20787 May 26, 2002 1:39 pm ET
by hugh
Bloody computer
fucked up my last haiku, so
I shat over it.
Haiku # 20786 May 26, 2002 1:36 pm ET
by hugh
It is obvious,
Haiku # 20785 May 26, 2002 1:35 pm ET
by hugh
In the meanwhile
Haiku # 20784 May 26, 2002 10:33 am ET
by indiana



eine kleine nachtmusik
a beautiful serenade
to one who
Haiku # 20783 May 26, 2002 10:11 am ET
by indiana

mox you've been there right
please tell us what our pal is
...going through right now

..(you've been really there,
..........haven't you?)
Haiku # 20782 May 26, 2002 9:36 am ET
by ronin@undifferentiatedthen8)
A big mountain stands
Stoic and cold against all tides
It will never move
Haiku # 20781 May 26, 2002 9:28 am ET
by jewel1
A comical twist
To be given so much life
when death is wished for
Haiku # 20780 May 26, 2002 9:25 am ET
by jewel1lestwebeaccused... =)

........the truth is i think
that he just wants to have fun
.....but at whose expense!
Haiku # 20779 May 26, 2002 9:24 am ET
by ronin@hemustbeboredandmean
try to understand
the source of that bile, itself
a bottomless pit
Haiku # 20778 May 26, 2002 9:18 am ET
by jewel1-it'lhaveafielddaythenteehee

........come tothink of it
he has not done much poems
.....but merely spews bile
Haiku # 20777 May 26, 2002 9:14 am ET
by ronin@uhhuh
Tread so carefully
On deceitful still waters
I hear the tick tock
Haiku # 20776 May 26, 2002 9:13 am ET
by jewel1

...incessant postings
of indiscernible poems
..become the retard
Haiku # 20775 May 26, 2002 9:09 am ET
by ronin@>>)
Far, wide one searches
Checking every long minute
It yearns for Mox!!
Haiku # 20774 May 26, 2002 9:04 am ET
by jewel1listen2thisroninandindy

..a catatonic's
.innate inability
to communicate?
Haiku # 20773 May 26, 2002 9:03 am ET
by ronin@loveistheanswerandhethinksihavetakenitawayfromhimbuttheresstillmoxie
Blank bullets bang loud
an unguided energy
blasting everyone
Haiku # 20772 May 26, 2002 8:58 am ET
by jewel1

......tacit admission
of a forgone conclusion
.....iterates the fact
Haiku # 20771 May 26, 2002 8:57 am ET
by ronin@ahyes



an intricate knot
is difficult to loosen
when tied to a post
Haiku # 20770 May 26, 2002 8:53 am ET
by indiana