Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...


the "babes" are asleep
in their angelic abodes
come morning they fall
Haiku # 20812, May 27, 2002 5:31 am ET
by ronin

.............................0-0
Haiku # 20811, May 27, 2002 3:34 am ET
by ronin 2 indy

..when nuclear war starts
the first obvious thing to do
........is to secure the

king
Haiku # 20810, May 27, 2002 3:28 am ET
by ronin@mycardinalisyoursfortheflogging

...birds of the same mind
attract themselves together
.....give him a pat dude

...(no stoic storks for me,
..only gaping marsh ducks)
Haiku # 20809, May 27, 2002 3:16 am ET
by ronan@haarharharhargh
Erector set shell
working levers and buttons
my girdered steel rails
Haiku # 20808, May 27, 2002 12:29 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
My cliche mirror
shows that my identity
is all too common
Haiku # 20807, May 27, 2002 12:26 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
All I crave is art
and with that comes a surely
unsatisfied life
Haiku # 20806, May 27, 2002 12:24 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Un-natural light
brewed chemicals, mixed with piss
filling all my needs
Haiku # 20805, May 27, 2002 12:23 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Each morning I rise
with calculator in hand
to do pointless math
Haiku # 20804, May 27, 2002 12:19 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
this is a pointless
haiku, which i am posting
to figure the time
Haiku # 20803, May 26, 2002 11:55 pm ET
by hugh
time is on my side
bandages are on my foot
debts are on my back
Haiku # 20802, May 26, 2002 10:26 pm ET
by ash
foot bone imploded
personal hiroshima
world suddenly changed
Haiku # 20801, May 26, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by ash
maybe I count each
of ronin's incessant dots
and fire a blank

.....for each
Haiku # 20800, May 26, 2002 9:47 pm ET
by moxie
slowly melting down
candles flicker in the wind
remnants of love's fire
Haiku # 20799, May 26, 2002 7:35 pm ET
by Beau Soleil
ruby black river
silenced in the dark bayou
midnight souls do roam
Haiku # 20798, May 26, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Beau Soleil
sweeping locks of grey
gnarled and twisting in the wind
spanish moss does hang
Haiku # 20797, May 26, 2002 4:11 pm ET
by Beau Soleil
like slim white vases
lazin' in the Cajun sun
egret's silhouettes
Haiku # 20796, May 26, 2002 4:07 pm ET
by Beau Soleil
...of course, Ronan I have certain beliefs
how many people have tried
to destroy me, what I write
or have me kill myself literally
to avoid the change in themselves?

Haiku # 20795, May 26, 2002 2:46 pm ET
by Mox
Whistling in the dark
I did neither what I should
Nor what I wanted.
Haiku # 20794, May 26, 2002 1:57 pm ET
by andrew
I had just one life.
Now that it's almost all gone,
I see my mistakes.
Haiku # 20793, May 26, 2002 1:55 pm ET
by andrew
Footprint in the dust
Cobwebs across the doorway
What was here, is gone.
Haiku # 20792, May 26, 2002 1:50 pm ET
by andrew
Emptiness of mind
Winds blow down blank corridors
Why is nothing there?
Haiku # 20791, May 26, 2002 1:48 pm ET
by andrew
Alright - who did it?
crumpled mass of square paper
Holy shit! Meltdown!

Haiku # 20790, May 26, 2002 1:46 pm ET
by hugh
A mil only buys
my neighbor in lingerie...
And I should get out?
Haiku # 20789, May 26, 2002 1:43 pm ET
by hugh@random
I try to use web,
but Gates is a jerk, I get
four oh four error
Haiku # 20788, May 26, 2002 1:40 pm ET
by hugh
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
this is quite crappy.
Haiku # 20787, May 26, 2002 1:39 pm ET
by hugh
Bloody computer
fucked up my last haiku, so
I shat over it.
Haiku # 20786, May 26, 2002 1:36 pm ET
by hugh
It is obvious,
Haiku # 20785, May 26, 2002 1:35 pm ET
by hugh
In the meanwhile
Haiku # 20784, May 26, 2002 10:33 am ET
by indiana



eine kleine nachtmusik
a beautiful serenade
to one who
Haiku # 20783, May 26, 2002 10:11 am ET
by indiana

mox you've been there right
please tell us what our pal is
...going through right now

..(you've been really there,
..........haven't you?)
Haiku # 20782, May 26, 2002 9:36 am ET
by ronin@undifferentiatedthen8)
A big mountain stands
Stoic and cold against all tides
It will never move
Haiku # 20781, May 26, 2002 9:28 am ET
by jewel1
A comical twist
To be given so much life
when death is wished for
Haiku # 20780, May 26, 2002 9:25 am ET
by jewel1lestwebeaccused... =)

........the truth is i think
that he just wants to have fun
.....but at whose expense!
Haiku # 20779, May 26, 2002 9:24 am ET
by ronin@hemustbeboredandmean
try to understand
the source of that bile, itself
a bottomless pit
Haiku # 20778, May 26, 2002 9:18 am ET
by jewel1-it'lhaveafielddaythenteehee

........come tothink of it
he has not done much poems
.....but merely spews bile
Haiku # 20777, May 26, 2002 9:14 am ET
by ronin@uhhuh
Tread so carefully
On deceitful still waters
I hear the tick tock
Haiku # 20776, May 26, 2002 9:13 am ET
by jewel1

...incessant postings
of indiscernible poems
..become the retard
Haiku # 20775, May 26, 2002 9:09 am ET
by ronin@>>)
Far, wide one searches
Checking every long minute
It yearns for Mox!!
Haiku # 20774, May 26, 2002 9:04 am ET
by jewel1listen2thisroninandindy

..a catatonic's
.innate inability
to communicate?
Haiku # 20773, May 26, 2002 9:03 am ET
by ronin@loveistheanswerandhethinksihavetakenitawayfromhimbuttheresstillmoxie
Blank bullets bang loud
an unguided energy
blasting everyone
Haiku # 20772, May 26, 2002 8:58 am ET
by jewel1

......tacit admission
of a forgone conclusion
.....iterates the fact
Haiku # 20771, May 26, 2002 8:57 am ET
by ronin@ahyes



an intricate knot
is difficult to loosen
when tied to a post
Haiku # 20770, May 26, 2002 8:53 am ET
by indiana
The torment of men
of unspent hostility
eternally springs
Haiku # 20769, May 26, 2002 8:44 am ET
by jewel1-iwonderwhy
Casting baits for YOU
the pregnant silence tacit
A disturbed spirit
Haiku # 20768, May 26, 2002 8:43 am ET
by jewel1

........unresolved trauma
such as in post-childhood stress
.........disorder triggered

............aggravated by
.....same or like catalysts can
.............be aberrating

Haiku # 20767, May 26, 2002 5:54 am ET
by herr dr. ronin@inhislabcoat

...what type could he be:
..obsessive-compulsive or
......borderline schizoid?

(perhaps mox could suggest)
Haiku # 20766, May 25, 2002 11:34 pm ET
by ronin@antisocialpscychopathperhaps?

so what have we here...
..a defense mechanism
...akin to madness?
Haiku # 20765, May 25, 2002 7:51 pm ET
by ronin@quiteaninsightreally

..the long wait's over
i have attained nirvana
.....and thus pxp!!!
Haiku # 20764, May 25, 2002 7:46 pm ET
by ronin 2 indy@armagedonhasbegun(isitwithadoublegord)
Haiku # 20763, May 25, 2002 1:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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