Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...


..when nuclear war starts
the first obvious thing to do
........is to secure the

king
Haiku # 20810, May 27, 2002 3:28 am ET
by ronin@mycardinalisyoursfortheflogging

...birds of the same mind
attract themselves together
.....give him a pat dude

...(no stoic storks for me,
..only gaping marsh ducks)
Haiku # 20809, May 27, 2002 3:16 am ET
by ronan@haarharharhargh
Erector set shell
working levers and buttons
my girdered steel rails
Haiku # 20808, May 27, 2002 12:29 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
My cliche mirror
shows that my identity
is all too common
Haiku # 20807, May 27, 2002 12:26 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
All I crave is art
and with that comes a surely
unsatisfied life
Haiku # 20806, May 27, 2002 12:24 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Un-natural light
brewed chemicals, mixed with piss
filling all my needs
Haiku # 20805, May 27, 2002 12:23 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Each morning I rise
with calculator in hand
to do pointless math
Haiku # 20804, May 27, 2002 12:19 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
this is a pointless
haiku, which i am posting
to figure the time
Haiku # 20803, May 26, 2002 11:55 pm ET
by hugh
time is on my side
bandages are on my foot
debts are on my back
Haiku # 20802, May 26, 2002 10:26 pm ET
by ash
foot bone imploded
personal hiroshima
world suddenly changed
Haiku # 20801, May 26, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by ash
maybe I count each
of ronin's incessant dots
and fire a blank

.....for each
Haiku # 20800, May 26, 2002 9:47 pm ET
by moxie
slowly melting down
candles flicker in the wind
remnants of love's fire
Haiku # 20799, May 26, 2002 7:35 pm ET
by Beau Soleil
ruby black river
silenced in the dark bayou
midnight souls do roam
Haiku # 20798, May 26, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Beau Soleil
sweeping locks of grey
gnarled and twisting in the wind
spanish moss does hang
Haiku # 20797, May 26, 2002 4:11 pm ET
by Beau Soleil
like slim white vases
lazin' in the Cajun sun
egret's silhouettes
Haiku # 20796, May 26, 2002 4:07 pm ET
by Beau Soleil
...of course, Ronan I have certain beliefs
how many people have tried
to destroy me, what I write
or have me kill myself literally
to avoid the change in themselves?

Haiku # 20795, May 26, 2002 2:46 pm ET
by Mox
Whistling in the dark
I did neither what I should
Nor what I wanted.
Haiku # 20794, May 26, 2002 1:57 pm ET
by andrew
I had just one life.
Now that it's almost all gone,
I see my mistakes.
Haiku # 20793, May 26, 2002 1:55 pm ET
by andrew
Footprint in the dust
Cobwebs across the doorway
What was here, is gone.
Haiku # 20792, May 26, 2002 1:50 pm ET
by andrew
Emptiness of mind
Winds blow down blank corridors
Why is nothing there?
Haiku # 20791, May 26, 2002 1:48 pm ET
by andrew
Alright - who did it?
crumpled mass of square paper
Holy shit! Meltdown!

Haiku # 20790, May 26, 2002 1:46 pm ET
by hugh
A mil only buys
my neighbor in lingerie...
And I should get out?
Haiku # 20789, May 26, 2002 1:43 pm ET
by hugh@random
I try to use web,
but Gates is a jerk, I get
four oh four error
Haiku # 20788, May 26, 2002 1:40 pm ET
by hugh
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
this is quite crappy.
Haiku # 20787, May 26, 2002 1:39 pm ET
by hugh
Bloody computer
fucked up my last haiku, so
I shat over it.
Haiku # 20786, May 26, 2002 1:36 pm ET
by hugh
It is obvious,
Haiku # 20785, May 26, 2002 1:35 pm ET
by hugh
In the meanwhile
Haiku # 20784, May 26, 2002 10:33 am ET
by indiana



eine kleine nachtmusik
a beautiful serenade
to one who
Haiku # 20783, May 26, 2002 10:11 am ET
by indiana

mox you've been there right
please tell us what our pal is
...going through right now

..(you've been really there,
..........haven't you?)
Haiku # 20782, May 26, 2002 9:36 am ET
by ronin@undifferentiatedthen8)
A big mountain stands
Stoic and cold against all tides
It will never move
Haiku # 20781, May 26, 2002 9:28 am ET
by jewel1
A comical twist
To be given so much life
when death is wished for
Haiku # 20780, May 26, 2002 9:25 am ET
by jewel1lestwebeaccused... =)

........the truth is i think
that he just wants to have fun
.....but at whose expense!
Haiku # 20779, May 26, 2002 9:24 am ET
by ronin@hemustbeboredandmean
try to understand
the source of that bile, itself
a bottomless pit
Haiku # 20778, May 26, 2002 9:18 am ET
by jewel1-it'lhaveafielddaythenteehee

........come tothink of it
he has not done much poems
.....but merely spews bile
Haiku # 20777, May 26, 2002 9:14 am ET
by ronin@uhhuh
Tread so carefully
On deceitful still waters
I hear the tick tock
Haiku # 20776, May 26, 2002 9:13 am ET
by jewel1

...incessant postings
of indiscernible poems
..become the retard
Haiku # 20775, May 26, 2002 9:09 am ET
by ronin@>>)
Far, wide one searches
Checking every long minute
It yearns for Mox!!
Haiku # 20774, May 26, 2002 9:04 am ET
by jewel1listen2thisroninandindy

..a catatonic's
.innate inability
to communicate?
Haiku # 20773, May 26, 2002 9:03 am ET
by ronin@loveistheanswerandhethinksihavetakenitawayfromhimbuttheresstillmoxie
Blank bullets bang loud
an unguided energy
blasting everyone
Haiku # 20772, May 26, 2002 8:58 am ET
by jewel1

......tacit admission
of a forgone conclusion
.....iterates the fact
Haiku # 20771, May 26, 2002 8:57 am ET
by ronin@ahyes



an intricate knot
is difficult to loosen
when tied to a post
Haiku # 20770, May 26, 2002 8:53 am ET
by indiana
The torment of men
of unspent hostility
eternally springs
Haiku # 20769, May 26, 2002 8:44 am ET
by jewel1-iwonderwhy
Casting baits for YOU
the pregnant silence tacit
A disturbed spirit
Haiku # 20768, May 26, 2002 8:43 am ET
by jewel1

........unresolved trauma
such as in post-childhood stress
.........disorder triggered

............aggravated by
.....same or like catalysts can
.............be aberrating

Haiku # 20767, May 26, 2002 5:54 am ET
by herr dr. ronin@inhislabcoat

...what type could he be:
..obsessive-compulsive or
......borderline schizoid?

(perhaps mox could suggest)
Haiku # 20766, May 25, 2002 11:34 pm ET
by ronin@antisocialpscychopathperhaps?

so what have we here...
..a defense mechanism
...akin to madness?
Haiku # 20765, May 25, 2002 7:51 pm ET
by ronin@quiteaninsightreally

..the long wait's over
i have attained nirvana
.....and thus pxp!!!
Haiku # 20764, May 25, 2002 7:46 pm ET
by ronin 2 indy@armagedonhasbegun(isitwithadoublegord)
Haiku # 20763, May 25, 2002 1:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20762, May 25, 2002 1:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20761, May 25, 2002 1:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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