Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Footprint in the dust
Cobwebs across the doorway
What was here, is gone.
Haiku # 20792, May 26, 2002 1:50 pm ET
by andrew
Emptiness of mind
Winds blow down blank corridors
Why is nothing there?
Haiku # 20791, May 26, 2002 1:48 pm ET
by andrew
Alright - who did it?
crumpled mass of square paper
Holy shit! Meltdown!

Haiku # 20790, May 26, 2002 1:46 pm ET
by hugh
A mil only buys
my neighbor in lingerie...
And I should get out?
Haiku # 20789, May 26, 2002 1:43 pm ET
by hugh@random
I try to use web,
but Gates is a jerk, I get
four oh four error
Haiku # 20788, May 26, 2002 1:40 pm ET
by hugh
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
this is quite crappy.
Haiku # 20787, May 26, 2002 1:39 pm ET
by hugh
Bloody computer
fucked up my last haiku, so
I shat over it.
Haiku # 20786, May 26, 2002 1:36 pm ET
by hugh
It is obvious,
Haiku # 20785, May 26, 2002 1:35 pm ET
by hugh
In the meanwhile
Haiku # 20784, May 26, 2002 10:33 am ET
by indiana



eine kleine nachtmusik
a beautiful serenade
to one who
Haiku # 20783, May 26, 2002 10:11 am ET
by indiana

mox you've been there right
please tell us what our pal is
...going through right now

..(you've been really there,
..........haven't you?)
Haiku # 20782, May 26, 2002 9:36 am ET
by ronin@undifferentiatedthen8)
A big mountain stands
Stoic and cold against all tides
It will never move
Haiku # 20781, May 26, 2002 9:28 am ET
by jewel1
A comical twist
To be given so much life
when death is wished for
Haiku # 20780, May 26, 2002 9:25 am ET
by jewel1lestwebeaccused... =)

........the truth is i think
that he just wants to have fun
.....but at whose expense!
Haiku # 20779, May 26, 2002 9:24 am ET
by ronin@hemustbeboredandmean
try to understand
the source of that bile, itself
a bottomless pit
Haiku # 20778, May 26, 2002 9:18 am ET
by jewel1-it'lhaveafielddaythenteehee

........come tothink of it
he has not done much poems
.....but merely spews bile
Haiku # 20777, May 26, 2002 9:14 am ET
by ronin@uhhuh
Tread so carefully
On deceitful still waters
I hear the tick tock
Haiku # 20776, May 26, 2002 9:13 am ET
by jewel1

...incessant postings
of indiscernible poems
..become the retard
Haiku # 20775, May 26, 2002 9:09 am ET
by ronin@>>)
Far, wide one searches
Checking every long minute
It yearns for Mox!!
Haiku # 20774, May 26, 2002 9:04 am ET
by jewel1listen2thisroninandindy

..a catatonic's
.innate inability
to communicate?
Haiku # 20773, May 26, 2002 9:03 am ET
by ronin@loveistheanswerandhethinksihavetakenitawayfromhimbuttheresstillmoxie
Blank bullets bang loud
an unguided energy
blasting everyone
Haiku # 20772, May 26, 2002 8:58 am ET
by jewel1

......tacit admission
of a forgone conclusion
.....iterates the fact
Haiku # 20771, May 26, 2002 8:57 am ET
by ronin@ahyes



an intricate knot
is difficult to loosen
when tied to a post
Haiku # 20770, May 26, 2002 8:53 am ET
by indiana
The torment of men
of unspent hostility
eternally springs
Haiku # 20769, May 26, 2002 8:44 am ET
by jewel1-iwonderwhy
Casting baits for YOU
the pregnant silence tacit
A disturbed spirit
Haiku # 20768, May 26, 2002 8:43 am ET
by jewel1

........unresolved trauma
such as in post-childhood stress
.........disorder triggered

............aggravated by
.....same or like catalysts can
.............be aberrating

Haiku # 20767, May 26, 2002 5:54 am ET
by herr dr. ronin@inhislabcoat

...what type could he be:
..obsessive-compulsive or
......borderline schizoid?

(perhaps mox could suggest)
Haiku # 20766, May 25, 2002 11:34 pm ET
by ronin@antisocialpscychopathperhaps?

so what have we here...
..a defense mechanism
...akin to madness?
Haiku # 20765, May 25, 2002 7:51 pm ET
by ronin@quiteaninsightreally

..the long wait's over
i have attained nirvana
.....and thus pxp!!!
Haiku # 20764, May 25, 2002 7:46 pm ET
by ronin 2 indy@armagedonhasbegun(isitwithadoublegord)
Haiku # 20763, May 25, 2002 1:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20762, May 25, 2002 1:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20761, May 25, 2002 1:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20760, May 25, 2002 1:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20759, May 25, 2002 1:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20758, May 25, 2002 1:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20757, May 25, 2002 1:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20756, May 25, 2002 1:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20755, May 25, 2002 1:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
black flamingo tongue
considered delicacy
by more than just some
Haiku # 20754, May 25, 2002 10:04 am ET
by Sappho...tastes like chicken?
hopalong ashley
maybe prickly and downcast
crutches worry some

green green grass of home
fresh air circulating there
O to be crutchless
Haiku # 20753, May 25, 2002 6:53 am ET
by mellie
one foot for six weeks
feeling like a flamingo
or long john silver
Haiku # 20752, May 25, 2002 6:13 am ET
by ash
cuneiform break
gives my scratchings a wedgie
bring me the tablets
Haiku # 20751, May 25, 2002 6:07 am ET
by ash
silly old moxie
the dirtier the better
or simply witty
Haiku # 20750, May 25, 2002 3:49 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 20749, May 25, 2002 3:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20748, May 25, 2002 3:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20747, May 25, 2002 3:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20746, May 25, 2002 3:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20745, May 25, 2002 3:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20744, May 25, 2002 3:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20743, May 25, 2002 3:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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