Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...


......mAdness mAdness mAd
ness mAdness mAdness mAdness
......mAdness mAdness mAd

.........Psycho Psycho Psy
....cho Psycho Psycho Psycho
.........Psycho Psycho Psy

...(not even half the poet that
.................moxie is)
Haiku # 20836, May 28, 2002 9:36 am ET
by ronin@cuckoocuckoocuckoo
This is amusing
When one person, attacked, leaves
You turn on yourselves...
Haiku # 20835, May 28, 2002 9:09 am ET
by WyldKyss
.....guiness record


.....greatest irony:
.an anonymous poet
...who's not a poet

(more retard than...)
Haiku # 20834, May 28, 2002 6:19 am ET
by ronin@adailywhankeriswhatyouare

..what you saying schmuck
you trying to say something
......like ah...duh...drivel

......(go lick moxie's ass)

Haiku # 20833, May 28, 2002 6:13 am ET
by ronin@FUCKOFFANONYMOUSPOETYOURENOTEVENAPOET
........now showing

...silence of the dumbs
.Anonymous Poet plays
....the crazed hannibal

(watch him focus on the
.............dots)
Haiku # 20832, May 28, 2002 6:05 am ET
by ronin@andisupposeyourenot
ronin must BE moxie....he is just as annoying....
Haiku # 20831, May 28, 2002 2:50 am ET
by fuck off ronin/moxie
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Haiku # 20830, May 28, 2002 2:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20829, May 28, 2002 2:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20828, May 28, 2002 2:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
what do they mean?
why do they thrill you so much?
you fucking lamer...............!
Haiku # 20827, May 28, 2002 2:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20826, May 28, 2002 2:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20825, May 28, 2002 2:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20824, May 28, 2002 2:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20823, May 28, 2002 2:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20822, May 28, 2002 2:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20821, May 28, 2002 2:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a thirty-six B
suits me just fine... by the way
no complaints as yet
Haiku # 20820, May 27, 2002 7:00 pm ET
by Lolita

...........i am 36
an advocate of sorts and
....a counsel at large
Haiku # 20819, May 27, 2002 6:46 pm ET
by ronin@enjoy
I feel bad for you!
about those blind relatives
(must be genetic)
Haiku # 20818, May 27, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by Lolita...still waiting to hear about ash's accident too (via Hippocrates)


stained linen ephod
falls flat on unholy ground
hoofbeats from afar
Haiku # 20817, May 27, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by indiana
Fourty-plus something
Family members this weekend
Haven't seen in years
Haiku # 20816, May 27, 2002 2:41 pm ET
by WyldKyss

........too much reality
doing away with hypochrisy
......what remains...is it
Haiku # 20815, May 27, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by ronin
sweet gaping Marsh ducks
just in time too it would seem
golfer yells out "fore"!
Haiku # 20814, May 27, 2002 12:32 pm ET
by Marsh's orthodontist
Life is short, Art long
Experience deceitful
Judgment difficult
Haiku # 20813, May 27, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by Hippocrates...what fell upon your foot, ash?

the "babes" are asleep
in their angelic abodes
come morning they fall
Haiku # 20812, May 27, 2002 5:31 am ET
by ronin

.............................0-0
Haiku # 20811, May 27, 2002 3:34 am ET
by ronin 2 indy

..when nuclear war starts
the first obvious thing to do
........is to secure the

king
Haiku # 20810, May 27, 2002 3:28 am ET
by ronin@mycardinalisyoursfortheflogging

...birds of the same mind
attract themselves together
.....give him a pat dude

...(no stoic storks for me,
..only gaping marsh ducks)
Haiku # 20809, May 27, 2002 3:16 am ET
by ronan@haarharharhargh
Erector set shell
working levers and buttons
my girdered steel rails
Haiku # 20808, May 27, 2002 12:29 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
My cliche mirror
shows that my identity
is all too common
Haiku # 20807, May 27, 2002 12:26 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
All I crave is art
and with that comes a surely
unsatisfied life
Haiku # 20806, May 27, 2002 12:24 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Un-natural light
brewed chemicals, mixed with piss
filling all my needs
Haiku # 20805, May 27, 2002 12:23 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Each morning I rise
with calculator in hand
to do pointless math
Haiku # 20804, May 27, 2002 12:19 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
this is a pointless
haiku, which i am posting
to figure the time
Haiku # 20803, May 26, 2002 11:55 pm ET
by hugh
time is on my side
bandages are on my foot
debts are on my back
Haiku # 20802, May 26, 2002 10:26 pm ET
by ash
foot bone imploded
personal hiroshima
world suddenly changed
Haiku # 20801, May 26, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by ash
maybe I count each
of ronin's incessant dots
and fire a blank

.....for each
Haiku # 20800, May 26, 2002 9:47 pm ET
by moxie
slowly melting down
candles flicker in the wind
remnants of love's fire
Haiku # 20799, May 26, 2002 7:35 pm ET
by Beau Soleil
ruby black river
silenced in the dark bayou
midnight souls do roam
Haiku # 20798, May 26, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Beau Soleil
sweeping locks of grey
gnarled and twisting in the wind
spanish moss does hang
Haiku # 20797, May 26, 2002 4:11 pm ET
by Beau Soleil
like slim white vases
lazin' in the Cajun sun
egret's silhouettes
Haiku # 20796, May 26, 2002 4:07 pm ET
by Beau Soleil
...of course, Ronan I have certain beliefs
how many people have tried
to destroy me, what I write
or have me kill myself literally
to avoid the change in themselves?

Haiku # 20795, May 26, 2002 2:46 pm ET
by Mox
Whistling in the dark
I did neither what I should
Nor what I wanted.
Haiku # 20794, May 26, 2002 1:57 pm ET
by andrew
I had just one life.
Now that it's almost all gone,
I see my mistakes.
Haiku # 20793, May 26, 2002 1:55 pm ET
by andrew
Footprint in the dust
Cobwebs across the doorway
What was here, is gone.
Haiku # 20792, May 26, 2002 1:50 pm ET
by andrew
Emptiness of mind
Winds blow down blank corridors
Why is nothing there?
Haiku # 20791, May 26, 2002 1:48 pm ET
by andrew
Alright - who did it?
crumpled mass of square paper
Holy shit! Meltdown!

Haiku # 20790, May 26, 2002 1:46 pm ET
by hugh
A mil only buys
my neighbor in lingerie...
And I should get out?
Haiku # 20789, May 26, 2002 1:43 pm ET
by hugh@random
I try to use web,
but Gates is a jerk, I get
four oh four error
Haiku # 20788, May 26, 2002 1:40 pm ET
by hugh
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
this is quite crappy.
Haiku # 20787, May 26, 2002 1:39 pm ET
by hugh
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