Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Tree falls in forest.
No one there. Does it make sound?
Who cares? Firewood.
Haiku # 20846, May 28, 2002 12:57 pm ET
by Chowderhead
no one really cares
about flame wars or Moxie
just want to haiku
Haiku # 20845, May 28, 2002 12:51 pm ET
by Lolita
What I am saying is
Moxie felt attacked on here
Not understanding

But it's not just him
It's obvious that flame wars
Care not on victims
Haiku # 20844, May 28, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by WyldKyss
fearfully they wait
shadows lengthening forms grow
intimidated
Haiku # 20843, May 28, 2002 12:26 pm ET
by Lolita to Plato...sounds more like Goethe
deep in their dark lair
self-bound to a burning hearth
old men squat staring
Haiku # 20842, May 28, 2002 10:59 am ET
by Plato to Lolita
The smell of young corn
steaming sweats of mists rolling
Its husks wilted wet
Haiku # 20841, May 28, 2002 10:38 am ET
by jewel1
Colored bottles lined
mementos of times long gone
recall the laughter
Haiku # 20840, May 28, 2002 10:34 am ET
by jewel1
identity theft -
annoying on badhaiku
scary in real life
Haiku # 20839, May 28, 2002 10:33 am ET
by scotch (got a call the other day about stolen bank papers - here i am in heathrow...hey k)
A streetside cafe
Lilium tucked behind her ear
Ah, Bellisima!
Haiku # 20838, May 28, 2002 10:32 am ET
by jewel1

what you sayin' there WyldKyss
Haiku # 20837, May 28, 2002 9:37 am ET
by ronin@hi

......mAdness mAdness mAd
ness mAdness mAdness mAdness
......mAdness mAdness mAd

.........Psycho Psycho Psy
....cho Psycho Psycho Psycho
.........Psycho Psycho Psy

...(not even half the poet that
.................moxie is)
Haiku # 20836, May 28, 2002 9:36 am ET
by ronin@cuckoocuckoocuckoo
This is amusing
When one person, attacked, leaves
You turn on yourselves...
Haiku # 20835, May 28, 2002 9:09 am ET
by WyldKyss
.....guiness record


.....greatest irony:
.an anonymous poet
...who's not a poet

(more retard than...)
Haiku # 20834, May 28, 2002 6:19 am ET
by ronin@adailywhankeriswhatyouare

..what you saying schmuck
you trying to say something
......like ah...duh...drivel

......(go lick moxie's ass)

Haiku # 20833, May 28, 2002 6:13 am ET
by ronin@FUCKOFFANONYMOUSPOETYOURENOTEVENAPOET
........now showing

...silence of the dumbs
.Anonymous Poet plays
....the crazed hannibal

(watch him focus on the
.............dots)
Haiku # 20832, May 28, 2002 6:05 am ET
by ronin@andisupposeyourenot
ronin must BE moxie....he is just as annoying....
Haiku # 20831, May 28, 2002 2:50 am ET
by fuck off ronin/moxie
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Haiku # 20830, May 28, 2002 2:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20829, May 28, 2002 2:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20828, May 28, 2002 2:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
what do they mean?
why do they thrill you so much?
you fucking lamer...............!
Haiku # 20827, May 28, 2002 2:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20826, May 28, 2002 2:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20825, May 28, 2002 2:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20824, May 28, 2002 2:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20823, May 28, 2002 2:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20822, May 28, 2002 2:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20821, May 28, 2002 2:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a thirty-six B
suits me just fine... by the way
no complaints as yet
Haiku # 20820, May 27, 2002 7:00 pm ET
by Lolita

...........i am 36
an advocate of sorts and
....a counsel at large
Haiku # 20819, May 27, 2002 6:46 pm ET
by ronin@enjoy
I feel bad for you!
about those blind relatives
(must be genetic)
Haiku # 20818, May 27, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by Lolita...still waiting to hear about ash's accident too (via Hippocrates)


stained linen ephod
falls flat on unholy ground
hoofbeats from afar
Haiku # 20817, May 27, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by indiana
Fourty-plus something
Family members this weekend
Haven't seen in years
Haiku # 20816, May 27, 2002 2:41 pm ET
by WyldKyss

........too much reality
doing away with hypochrisy
......what remains...is it
Haiku # 20815, May 27, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by ronin
sweet gaping Marsh ducks
just in time too it would seem
golfer yells out "fore"!
Haiku # 20814, May 27, 2002 12:32 pm ET
by Marsh's orthodontist
Life is short, Art long
Experience deceitful
Judgment difficult
Haiku # 20813, May 27, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by Hippocrates...what fell upon your foot, ash?

the "babes" are asleep
in their angelic abodes
come morning they fall
Haiku # 20812, May 27, 2002 5:31 am ET
by ronin

.............................0-0
Haiku # 20811, May 27, 2002 3:34 am ET
by ronin 2 indy

..when nuclear war starts
the first obvious thing to do
........is to secure the

king
Haiku # 20810, May 27, 2002 3:28 am ET
by ronin@mycardinalisyoursfortheflogging

...birds of the same mind
attract themselves together
.....give him a pat dude

...(no stoic storks for me,
..only gaping marsh ducks)
Haiku # 20809, May 27, 2002 3:16 am ET
by ronan@haarharharhargh
Erector set shell
working levers and buttons
my girdered steel rails
Haiku # 20808, May 27, 2002 12:29 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
My cliche mirror
shows that my identity
is all too common
Haiku # 20807, May 27, 2002 12:26 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
All I crave is art
and with that comes a surely
unsatisfied life
Haiku # 20806, May 27, 2002 12:24 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Un-natural light
brewed chemicals, mixed with piss
filling all my needs
Haiku # 20805, May 27, 2002 12:23 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Each morning I rise
with calculator in hand
to do pointless math
Haiku # 20804, May 27, 2002 12:19 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
this is a pointless
haiku, which i am posting
to figure the time
Haiku # 20803, May 26, 2002 11:55 pm ET
by hugh
time is on my side
bandages are on my foot
debts are on my back
Haiku # 20802, May 26, 2002 10:26 pm ET
by ash
foot bone imploded
personal hiroshima
world suddenly changed
Haiku # 20801, May 26, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by ash
maybe I count each
of ronin's incessant dots
and fire a blank

.....for each
Haiku # 20800, May 26, 2002 9:47 pm ET
by moxie
slowly melting down
candles flicker in the wind
remnants of love's fire
Haiku # 20799, May 26, 2002 7:35 pm ET
by Beau Soleil
ruby black river
silenced in the dark bayou
midnight souls do roam
Haiku # 20798, May 26, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Beau Soleil
sweeping locks of grey
gnarled and twisting in the wind
spanish moss does hang
Haiku # 20797, May 26, 2002 4:11 pm ET
by Beau Soleil
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