Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

red stripe is it, eh?
down by Jamaica way now?
be cool rasta man
Haiku # 20887, May 29, 2002 9:42 pm ET
by Lolita's lil bro
I'll pass the Red Stripe, Mel

Mox
Haiku # 20886, May 29, 2002 9:19 pm ET
by Mox
chill the fuck out ronin!
before Everyone starts throwing chairs
in here, a virtual stool might land on
your head......
Haiku # 20885, May 29, 2002 8:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
missing just a beat
ash did trash one of his feet
now it's wrapped all neat
Haiku # 20884, May 29, 2002 4:57 pm ET
by Boston gal sends best wishes
It's raining outside
Might even hail sometime soon
Parking in Boss spot!
Haiku # 20883, May 29, 2002 4:07 pm ET
by WyldKyss
not sure who you want
to email you...or if it's
just the beer talking

my theory is the
keyboard isn't mixed up at
all, ale must be good!
Haiku # 20882, May 29, 2002 3:30 pm ET
by k of to scotch
I'll be there soon Mox
for a week in September
meet me out the front
Haiku # 20881, May 29, 2002 2:07 pm ET
by mellie
here
Haiku # 20880, May 29, 2002 7:08 am ET
by Moxie
i'd like to write you
but i don't hqve your qddress
emqil me, ok?
Haiku # 20879, May 29, 2002 4:42 am ET
by scotch
this belgiqn keyboqrd
hqs the q qnd a reversed
now whqt's up with thqt?
Haiku # 20878, May 29, 2002 4:27 am ET
by scotch in belgium, digging the beer
soaking for an hour
a rim of skin and soap scum
on turbid water
Haiku # 20877, May 29, 2002 4:02 am ET
by ash

.........a mistake indy
..my move should be: pxN
..........and NOT pxB

....when they pick on you
they say it's just a joke BUT
.....you cant do the same

(it's "bad" they say, as if im
..........a child like AP)
Haiku # 20876, May 29, 2002 1:56 am ET
by ronin@notfair

.........ah doctor lectern
mister hide has transformed in-
..........to doctor jekyll
Haiku # 20875, May 29, 2002 1:51 am ET
by ronin@8)
i fell on my foot
nothing else fell on my foot
i slipped down one stair

i am a cripple
a disabled uniped
temporarily

and when the bones knit
i plan to walk straight and tall
but more carefully
Haiku # 20874, May 28, 2002 10:45 pm ET
by ash
Persona non-grata
just like me father
sans moustache
Haiku # 20873, May 28, 2002 10:42 pm ET
by problemo of east coast (paranoia)
I say fuck you
to haiku
haiku say fuck you
to me
everybody happy
Haiku # 20872, May 28, 2002 10:38 pm ET
by animal chin of lowell, ma.
I wanted to move
on and no longer fight cause
I had life move in...

Haiku # 20871, May 28, 2002 9:56 pm ET
by Moxie
I really hated
you people deep down, because
sometimes, these words, can

kill
Haiku # 20870, May 28, 2002 9:55 pm ET
by Moxie

...and gimme back my dots, you moron!
Haiku # 20869, May 28, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by ronin@ahemcantresistbeinginfantile

.......im strange and hes not?
he roams about defaming (people)
.........and flooding this site

...(and you expect ME to make a
.........unilateral ceasefire?)
Haiku # 20868, May 28, 2002 9:29 pm ET
by ronin@amimissingsomethinghere?ithoughtiwasonYOURsidekchick

........basic rule in life:
dont let people kick your ass
.....or they'd kick you bad

...(thanks there, WyldKyss)
Haiku # 20867, May 28, 2002 9:20 pm ET
by ronin@bytheway20865AINTmine

what may be strange babe
..would be not to react to
.........unlike stimuli

(that would not be human
...........and usual)
Haiku # 20866, May 28, 2002 9:13 pm ET
by ronin@hi k,lotsofpeoplegetfjealouswheneverifeelliketalkingtoyou


idiot on the run
but you can
Haiku # 20865, May 28, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by predator
Eat shit USA Cunts,
and Bastards, destroying the world,
seems to be your lifes' work
Haiku # 20864, May 28, 2002 8:42 pm ET
by .........................
Buffy reruns on
Robot Buffy is real cool
Catching up on plot...
Haiku # 20863, May 28, 2002 8:41 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Ronin Warrior
Should not be picked on either
I meant no one should :)
Haiku # 20862, May 28, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by WyldKyss
he he he he he
he he he he he he he
he he he he he
Haiku # 20861, May 28, 2002 7:30 pm ET
by anonymous troll, oopsey
........hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe
........hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe
........hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe

Haiku # 20860, May 28, 2002 7:28 pm ET
by anonymous troll
ronin suddenly
shows different colors than
usual...quite strange

but hey, it's just bad
haiku! it's just a stupid
form based posting site......
Haiku # 20859, May 28, 2002 7:17 pm ET
by k of hiya all!

nothing serious on
.....flame wars,
.......is there?

(just a play brawl)
Haiku # 20858, May 28, 2002 3:03 pm ET
by ronin@ialsofeltattackedonto

............ok i submit
i thought i was being playful
.......like scott or moxie
Haiku # 20857, May 28, 2002 2:59 pm ET
by ronin@andthatgoesforyoutooAP
.............*sigh*


.be flamed but dont flame
even now im being flamed
....one-sided rules here

(it's just a game, but then
................ok)
Haiku # 20856, May 28, 2002 2:45 pm ET
by ronin@pxB
I never belonged
but slipped into the clubhouse
many nom de plums
Haiku # 20855, May 28, 2002 1:56 pm ET
by Boston gal
share (you know the rest)
flame retardant pajamas?
think they outlawed those
Haiku # 20854, May 28, 2002 1:49 pm ET
by too many kiddos playing with matches
share warmth but don't flame?
light those candles gather 'round
don't leave 'em burning?
Haiku # 20853, May 28, 2002 1:47 pm ET
by Lola
share warmth but don't flame?
means what? homosexuals
aren't allowed haiku?
Haiku # 20852, May 28, 2002 1:45 pm ET
by a democratic hetero
Think happy thoughts in
seventeen-syllable form
Share warmth but don
Haiku # 20851, May 28, 2002 1:21 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Can't we all just haiku? :)
Haiku # 20850, May 28, 2002 1:05 pm ET
by WyldKyss
You say no one cares
But obsession with the moxie
Is getting quite old.
Haiku # 20849, May 28, 2002 1:02 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Parade of co-eds
wearing sandals, looking dazed
Summer temps are here
Haiku # 20848, May 28, 2002 1:02 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Angelic presence,
your eyes are like shimmering
diamonds. Nice cans too.
Haiku # 20847, May 28, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Tree falls in forest.
No one there. Does it make sound?
Who cares? Firewood.
Haiku # 20846, May 28, 2002 12:57 pm ET
by Chowderhead
no one really cares
about flame wars or Moxie
just want to haiku
Haiku # 20845, May 28, 2002 12:51 pm ET
by Lolita
What I am saying is
Moxie felt attacked on here
Not understanding

But it's not just him
It's obvious that flame wars
Care not on victims
Haiku # 20844, May 28, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by WyldKyss
fearfully they wait
shadows lengthening forms grow
intimidated
Haiku # 20843, May 28, 2002 12:26 pm ET
by Lolita to Plato...sounds more like Goethe
deep in their dark lair
self-bound to a burning hearth
old men squat staring
Haiku # 20842, May 28, 2002 10:59 am ET
by Plato to Lolita
The smell of young corn
steaming sweats of mists rolling
Its husks wilted wet
Haiku # 20841, May 28, 2002 10:38 am ET
by jewel1
Colored bottles lined
mementos of times long gone
recall the laughter
Haiku # 20840, May 28, 2002 10:34 am ET
by jewel1
identity theft -
annoying on badhaiku
scary in real life
Haiku # 20839, May 28, 2002 10:33 am ET
by scotch (got a call the other day about stolen bank papers - here i am in heathrow...hey k)
A streetside cafe
Lilium tucked behind her ear
Ah, Bellisima!
Haiku # 20838, May 28, 2002 10:32 am ET
by jewel1
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