Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

soaking for an hour
a rim of skin and soap scum
on turbid water
Haiku # 20877, May 29, 2002 4:02 am ET
by ash

.........a mistake indy
..my move should be: pxN
..........and NOT pxB

....when they pick on you
they say it's just a joke BUT
.....you cant do the same

(it's "bad" they say, as if im
..........a child like AP)
Haiku # 20876, May 29, 2002 1:56 am ET
by ronin@notfair

.........ah doctor lectern
mister hide has transformed in-
..........to doctor jekyll
Haiku # 20875, May 29, 2002 1:51 am ET
by ronin@8)
i fell on my foot
nothing else fell on my foot
i slipped down one stair

i am a cripple
a disabled uniped
temporarily

and when the bones knit
i plan to walk straight and tall
but more carefully
Haiku # 20874, May 28, 2002 10:45 pm ET
by ash
Persona non-grata
just like me father
sans moustache
Haiku # 20873, May 28, 2002 10:42 pm ET
by problemo of east coast (paranoia)
I say fuck you
to haiku
haiku say fuck you
to me
everybody happy
Haiku # 20872, May 28, 2002 10:38 pm ET
by animal chin of lowell, ma.
I wanted to move
on and no longer fight cause
I had life move in...

Haiku # 20871, May 28, 2002 9:56 pm ET
by Moxie
I really hated
you people deep down, because
sometimes, these words, can

kill
Haiku # 20870, May 28, 2002 9:55 pm ET
by Moxie

...and gimme back my dots, you moron!
Haiku # 20869, May 28, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by ronin@ahemcantresistbeinginfantile

.......im strange and hes not?
he roams about defaming (people)
.........and flooding this site

...(and you expect ME to make a
.........unilateral ceasefire?)
Haiku # 20868, May 28, 2002 9:29 pm ET
by ronin@amimissingsomethinghere?ithoughtiwasonYOURsidekchick

........basic rule in life:
dont let people kick your ass
.....or they'd kick you bad

...(thanks there, WyldKyss)
Haiku # 20867, May 28, 2002 9:20 pm ET
by ronin@bytheway20865AINTmine

what may be strange babe
..would be not to react to
.........unlike stimuli

(that would not be human
...........and usual)
Haiku # 20866, May 28, 2002 9:13 pm ET
by ronin@hi k,lotsofpeoplegetfjealouswheneverifeelliketalkingtoyou


idiot on the run
but you can
Haiku # 20865, May 28, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by predator
Eat shit USA Cunts,
and Bastards, destroying the world,
seems to be your lifes' work
Haiku # 20864, May 28, 2002 8:42 pm ET
by .........................
Buffy reruns on
Robot Buffy is real cool
Catching up on plot...
Haiku # 20863, May 28, 2002 8:41 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Ronin Warrior
Should not be picked on either
I meant no one should :)
Haiku # 20862, May 28, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by WyldKyss
he he he he he
he he he he he he he
he he he he he
Haiku # 20861, May 28, 2002 7:30 pm ET
by anonymous troll, oopsey
........hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe
........hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe
........hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe

Haiku # 20860, May 28, 2002 7:28 pm ET
by anonymous troll
ronin suddenly
shows different colors than
usual...quite strange

but hey, it's just bad
haiku! it's just a stupid
form based posting site......
Haiku # 20859, May 28, 2002 7:17 pm ET
by k of hiya all!

nothing serious on
.....flame wars,
.......is there?

(just a play brawl)
Haiku # 20858, May 28, 2002 3:03 pm ET
by ronin@ialsofeltattackedonto

............ok i submit
i thought i was being playful
.......like scott or moxie
Haiku # 20857, May 28, 2002 2:59 pm ET
by ronin@andthatgoesforyoutooAP
.............*sigh*


.be flamed but dont flame
even now im being flamed
....one-sided rules here

(it's just a game, but then
................ok)
Haiku # 20856, May 28, 2002 2:45 pm ET
by ronin@pxB
I never belonged
but slipped into the clubhouse
many nom de plums
Haiku # 20855, May 28, 2002 1:56 pm ET
by Boston gal
share (you know the rest)
flame retardant pajamas?
think they outlawed those
Haiku # 20854, May 28, 2002 1:49 pm ET
by too many kiddos playing with matches
share warmth but don't flame?
light those candles gather 'round
don't leave 'em burning?
Haiku # 20853, May 28, 2002 1:47 pm ET
by Lola
share warmth but don't flame?
means what? homosexuals
aren't allowed haiku?
Haiku # 20852, May 28, 2002 1:45 pm ET
by a democratic hetero
Think happy thoughts in
seventeen-syllable form
Share warmth but don
Haiku # 20851, May 28, 2002 1:21 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Can't we all just haiku? :)
Haiku # 20850, May 28, 2002 1:05 pm ET
by WyldKyss
You say no one cares
But obsession with the moxie
Is getting quite old.
Haiku # 20849, May 28, 2002 1:02 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Parade of co-eds
wearing sandals, looking dazed
Summer temps are here
Haiku # 20848, May 28, 2002 1:02 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Angelic presence,
your eyes are like shimmering
diamonds. Nice cans too.
Haiku # 20847, May 28, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Tree falls in forest.
No one there. Does it make sound?
Who cares? Firewood.
Haiku # 20846, May 28, 2002 12:57 pm ET
by Chowderhead
no one really cares
about flame wars or Moxie
just want to haiku
Haiku # 20845, May 28, 2002 12:51 pm ET
by Lolita
What I am saying is
Moxie felt attacked on here
Not understanding

But it's not just him
It's obvious that flame wars
Care not on victims
Haiku # 20844, May 28, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by WyldKyss
fearfully they wait
shadows lengthening forms grow
intimidated
Haiku # 20843, May 28, 2002 12:26 pm ET
by Lolita to Plato...sounds more like Goethe
deep in their dark lair
self-bound to a burning hearth
old men squat staring
Haiku # 20842, May 28, 2002 10:59 am ET
by Plato to Lolita
The smell of young corn
steaming sweats of mists rolling
Its husks wilted wet
Haiku # 20841, May 28, 2002 10:38 am ET
by jewel1
Colored bottles lined
mementos of times long gone
recall the laughter
Haiku # 20840, May 28, 2002 10:34 am ET
by jewel1
identity theft -
annoying on badhaiku
scary in real life
Haiku # 20839, May 28, 2002 10:33 am ET
by scotch (got a call the other day about stolen bank papers - here i am in heathrow...hey k)
A streetside cafe
Lilium tucked behind her ear
Ah, Bellisima!
Haiku # 20838, May 28, 2002 10:32 am ET
by jewel1

what you sayin' there WyldKyss
Haiku # 20837, May 28, 2002 9:37 am ET
by ronin@hi

......mAdness mAdness mAd
ness mAdness mAdness mAdness
......mAdness mAdness mAd

.........Psycho Psycho Psy
....cho Psycho Psycho Psycho
.........Psycho Psycho Psy

...(not even half the poet that
.................moxie is)
Haiku # 20836, May 28, 2002 9:36 am ET
by ronin@cuckoocuckoocuckoo
This is amusing
When one person, attacked, leaves
You turn on yourselves...
Haiku # 20835, May 28, 2002 9:09 am ET
by WyldKyss
.....guiness record


.....greatest irony:
.an anonymous poet
...who's not a poet

(more retard than...)
Haiku # 20834, May 28, 2002 6:19 am ET
by ronin@adailywhankeriswhatyouare

..what you saying schmuck
you trying to say something
......like ah...duh...drivel

......(go lick moxie's ass)

Haiku # 20833, May 28, 2002 6:13 am ET
by ronin@FUCKOFFANONYMOUSPOETYOURENOTEVENAPOET
........now showing

...silence of the dumbs
.Anonymous Poet plays
....the crazed hannibal

(watch him focus on the
.............dots)
Haiku # 20832, May 28, 2002 6:05 am ET
by ronin@andisupposeyourenot
ronin must BE moxie....he is just as annoying....
Haiku # 20831, May 28, 2002 2:50 am ET
by fuck off ronin/moxie
.....
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Haiku # 20830, May 28, 2002 2:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20829, May 28, 2002 2:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 20828, May 28, 2002 2:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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