Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...


it must be the trill
of the songbird from afar
that draws the worm out
Haiku # 20927 May 31, 2002 8:14 pm ET
by indiana
so very sorry for you all

Haiku # 20926 May 31, 2002 6:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Wild with rage now
This is no laughing matter
My sister was raped.
Haiku # 20925 May 31, 2002 4:09 pm ET
by WyldKyss


and probably first
earthlings to merge algebra
with the brain
Haiku # 20924 May 31, 2002 7:00 am ET
by indiana


s
Haiku # 20923 May 31, 2002 6:58 am ET
by indiana


not so fast ronin
don
Haiku # 20922 May 31, 2002 6:24 am ET
by indiana

......young supple cleavage
my tongue straining out to touch
.............as i lotus sit
Haiku # 20921 May 31, 2002 3:02 am ET
by ronin@alittlemoremeditationthere
transcending boredom
i chuckle at some haiku
and caress the cat
Haiku # 20920 May 31, 2002 2:51 am ET
by ash
Highway fourteen west

Looking though bug guts to see:

The golden sunset
Haiku # 20919 May 30, 2002 11:43 pm ET
by moderndaynomad

20904
.AINT
.mine
Haiku # 20918 May 30, 2002 10:43 pm ET
by ronin

and its MY move now
Haiku # 20917 May 30, 2002 9:34 pm ET
by ronin@hehe

...........har har har indy
looks like you've got a lone pawn
.......defenseless once more

......(that would cripple your
.........center play for good)
Haiku # 20916 May 30, 2002 9:31 pm ET
by ronin@8)
Zen sex harassment,
Look not at woman
Haiku # 20915 May 30, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ouch! Head Connected
With one of the thrown stools here
Very Violent!
Haiku # 20914 May 30, 2002 4:42 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Ex stopped by to whine
Said she felt bad, stayed the night
She felt fine to me
Haiku # 20913 May 30, 2002 3:21 pm ET
by Chowderhead
goodbye Boston gal
may your life be richer for
your wise decision
Haiku # 20912 May 30, 2002 2:18 pm ET
by k_against of bad haiku is not to be confused with ACTUAL COMMUNICATION with others....just the sign of boredom
OK Boston gal
sorry you are going. where?
I'm coming to B

like words in this box
I will miss you too as well
mox does not want meet

Nah MEET with mellie
he as good as said that now
no meet is his loss
Haiku # 20911 May 30, 2002 12:56 pm ET
by mellie
A long absence
deprevity and darkness
from Haiku writing >>

Rising on the trill
Fluttering in the warm wind
A siren echoes

[in the distance,
be hind ,
the present,
be fore,
in the future]
Haiku # 20910 May 30, 2002 12:49 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
time for me to go
thanks for laughs and roses (Scott)
will miss Ash the most
Haiku # 20909 May 30, 2002 12:18 pm ET
by Boston gal et al...Lolita included
I just dont get it
what game do you think you play?
numbers of poems
Haiku # 20908 May 30, 2002 12:11 pm ET
by mellie


i meant Rd1
in 20903! is c5
your final reply?
Haiku # 20907 May 30, 2002 11:59 am ET
by indiana

if its e5 then Ng4
Haiku # 20906 May 30, 2002 11:24 am ET
by ronin@behkhunlole

.....what big rock indy
i cant register your move
......mine's c5 i think
Haiku # 20905 May 30, 2002 11:03 am ET
by ronin@hikgoonite
let me be your man
but have patients with my wierd
solipsistic ways

i want you to know
and believe that i do care
about and love you
Haiku # 20904 May 30, 2002 10:27 am ET
by Selfish Sometimes


gearing for battle
the king rolled the one big rock
along the queen
Haiku # 20903 May 30, 2002 9:03 am ET
by indiana

......it's just a fun game
.nothing personal and meant
.........'cept ones on k

..(the others i think are just
plain apprehensive, that's all)
Haiku # 20902 May 30, 2002 8:00 am ET
by ronin@kampaiAP

.......i am going out
.for a case of light beer
and some cool fresh air
Haiku # 20901 May 30, 2002 7:58 am ET
by ronin

.......i am going out
.for a case of light beer
and some cool fresh air
Haiku # 20900 May 30, 2002 7:58 am ET
by ronin
roan an, stallion
of the cimarron, or should
i say...bad haiku?
Haiku # 20899 May 30, 2002 4:04 am ET
by Ap Pend of ronin suddenly started taking this too seriously
..WHAT IS NOT STRANGE


......instead of asking
me to give the other cheek
....just tell the punk off

to restrain his punches
Haiku # 20898 May 30, 2002 1:47 am ET
by ronin@nowthatwouldreallybeinthecourseoftheordinaryandnormalinsteadofthereverse

.......but when i counter
all the fucking flags are raised
......and i get more crap

(ME, hung up on colored stool?
..what strange coincidence? -
......all that made up albeit
...........strained crap)
Haiku # 20897 May 30, 2002 1:26 am ET
by ronin@nowigetitdontfallforthebull
...........DEJA VU

.see, it's happening (again)
when AP foams and bitches
.......everybody rides on

.(no admonition, they even
.....happily spin-off on his
.........virtual stool crap)

Haiku # 20896 May 30, 2002 1:23 am ET
by ronin@perplexed

mox is not mellie?
Haiku # 20895 May 29, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by ronin@byeseeyouwhenigetanewjob

......a winning case
........,botched*...
......or salvageable?

(*-due to a technicality)
Haiku # 20894 May 29, 2002 11:37 pm ET
by ronin@ineedabeerlotsofthem

...my schedule's a mess
and my deadlines overdue
........but still i haiku

(soon they might take this
..computer and give me a
..........typewriter...)
Haiku # 20893 May 29, 2002 11:35 pm ET
by ronin@virtualstoolyourfuckingfaceAP
hey moxie, funny !
I was serious about it
you tell me where then
Haiku # 20891 May 29, 2002 10:36 pm ET
by mellie
that was a bit weird
two poets hung up on stool
strange coincidence
Haiku # 20890 May 29, 2002 9:48 pm ET
by or just poor diet?
virtual stool, yuck!
stool is stool ~ brown, yellow...green?
(too many veggies)
Haiku # 20889 May 29, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by Doc Proct T. A. Lojest
virtual stool haiku
Haiku # 20888 May 29, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
red stripe is it, eh?
down by Jamaica way now?
be cool rasta man
Haiku # 20887 May 29, 2002 9:42 pm ET
by Lolita's lil bro
I'll pass the Red Stripe, Mel

Mox
Haiku # 20886 May 29, 2002 9:19 pm ET
by Mox
chill the fuck out ronin!
before Everyone starts throwing chairs
in here, a virtual stool might land on
your head......
Haiku # 20885 May 29, 2002 8:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
missing just a beat
ash did trash one of his feet
now it's wrapped all neat
Haiku # 20884 May 29, 2002 4:57 pm ET
by Boston gal sends best wishes
It's raining outside
Might even hail sometime soon
Parking in Boss spot!
Haiku # 20883 May 29, 2002 4:07 pm ET
by WyldKyss
not sure who you want
to email you...or if it's
just the beer talking

my theory is the
keyboard isn't mixed up at
all, ale must be good!
Haiku # 20882 May 29, 2002 3:30 pm ET
by k of to scotch
I'll be there soon Mox
for a week in September
meet me out the front
Haiku # 20881 May 29, 2002 2:07 pm ET
by mellie
here
Haiku # 20880 May 29, 2002 7:08 am ET
by Moxie
i'd like to write you
but i don't hqve your qddress
emqil me, ok?
Haiku # 20879 May 29, 2002 4:42 am ET
by scotch
this belgiqn keyboqrd
hqs the q qnd a reversed
now whqt's up with thqt?
Haiku # 20878 May 29, 2002 4:27 am ET
by scotch in belgium, digging the beer
soaking for an hour
a rim of skin and soap scum
on turbid water
Haiku # 20877 May 29, 2002 4:02 am ET
by ash