Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Wild with rage now
This is no laughing matter
My sister was raped.
Haiku # 20925, May 31, 2002 4:09 pm ET
by WyldKyss


and probably first
earthlings to merge algebra
with the brain
Haiku # 20924, May 31, 2002 7:00 am ET
by indiana


s
Haiku # 20923, May 31, 2002 6:58 am ET
by indiana


not so fast ronin
don
Haiku # 20922, May 31, 2002 6:24 am ET
by indiana

......young supple cleavage
my tongue straining out to touch
.............as i lotus sit
Haiku # 20921, May 31, 2002 3:02 am ET
by ronin@alittlemoremeditationthere
transcending boredom
i chuckle at some haiku
and caress the cat
Haiku # 20920, May 31, 2002 2:51 am ET
by ash
Highway fourteen west

Looking though bug guts to see:

The golden sunset
Haiku # 20919, May 30, 2002 11:43 pm ET
by moderndaynomad

20904
.AINT
.mine
Haiku # 20918, May 30, 2002 10:43 pm ET
by ronin

and its MY move now
Haiku # 20917, May 30, 2002 9:34 pm ET
by ronin@hehe

...........har har har indy
looks like you've got a lone pawn
.......defenseless once more

......(that would cripple your
.........center play for good)
Haiku # 20916, May 30, 2002 9:31 pm ET
by ronin@8)
Zen sex harassment,
Look not at woman
Haiku # 20915, May 30, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ouch! Head Connected
With one of the thrown stools here
Very Violent!
Haiku # 20914, May 30, 2002 4:42 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Ex stopped by to whine
Said she felt bad, stayed the night
She felt fine to me
Haiku # 20913, May 30, 2002 3:21 pm ET
by Chowderhead
goodbye Boston gal
may your life be richer for
your wise decision
Haiku # 20912, May 30, 2002 2:18 pm ET
by k_against of bad haiku is not to be confused with ACTUAL COMMUNICATION with others....just the sign of boredom
OK Boston gal
sorry you are going. where?
I'm coming to B

like words in this box
I will miss you too as well
mox does not want meet

Nah MEET with mellie
he as good as said that now
no meet is his loss
Haiku # 20911, May 30, 2002 12:56 pm ET
by mellie
A long absence
deprevity and darkness
from Haiku writing >>

Rising on the trill
Fluttering in the warm wind
A siren echoes

[in the distance,
be hind ,
the present,
be fore,
in the future]
Haiku # 20910, May 30, 2002 12:49 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
time for me to go
thanks for laughs and roses (Scott)
will miss Ash the most
Haiku # 20909, May 30, 2002 12:18 pm ET
by Boston gal et al...Lolita included
I just dont get it
what game do you think you play?
numbers of poems
Haiku # 20908, May 30, 2002 12:11 pm ET
by mellie


i meant Rd1
in 20903! is c5
your final reply?
Haiku # 20907, May 30, 2002 11:59 am ET
by indiana

if its e5 then Ng4
Haiku # 20906, May 30, 2002 11:24 am ET
by ronin@behkhunlole

.....what big rock indy
i cant register your move
......mine's c5 i think
Haiku # 20905, May 30, 2002 11:03 am ET
by ronin@hikgoonite
let me be your man
but have patients with my wierd
solipsistic ways

i want you to know
and believe that i do care
about and love you
Haiku # 20904, May 30, 2002 10:27 am ET
by Selfish Sometimes


gearing for battle
the king rolled the one big rock
along the queen
Haiku # 20903, May 30, 2002 9:03 am ET
by indiana

......it's just a fun game
.nothing personal and meant
.........'cept ones on k

..(the others i think are just
plain apprehensive, that's all)
Haiku # 20902, May 30, 2002 8:00 am ET
by ronin@kampaiAP

.......i am going out
.for a case of light beer
and some cool fresh air
Haiku # 20901, May 30, 2002 7:58 am ET
by ronin

.......i am going out
.for a case of light beer
and some cool fresh air
Haiku # 20900, May 30, 2002 7:58 am ET
by ronin
roan an, stallion
of the cimarron, or should
i say...bad haiku?
Haiku # 20899, May 30, 2002 4:04 am ET
by Ap Pend of ronin suddenly started taking this too seriously
..WHAT IS NOT STRANGE


......instead of asking
me to give the other cheek
....just tell the punk off

to restrain his punches
Haiku # 20898, May 30, 2002 1:47 am ET
by ronin@nowthatwouldreallybeinthecourseoftheordinaryandnormalinsteadofthereverse

.......but when i counter
all the fucking flags are raised
......and i get more crap

(ME, hung up on colored stool?
..what strange coincidence? -
......all that made up albeit
...........strained crap)
Haiku # 20897, May 30, 2002 1:26 am ET
by ronin@nowigetitdontfallforthebull
...........DEJA VU

.see, it's happening (again)
when AP foams and bitches
.......everybody rides on

.(no admonition, they even
.....happily spin-off on his
.........virtual stool crap)

Haiku # 20896, May 30, 2002 1:23 am ET
by ronin@perplexed

mox is not mellie?
Haiku # 20895, May 29, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by ronin@byeseeyouwhenigetanewjob

......a winning case
........,botched*...
......or salvageable?

(*-due to a technicality)
Haiku # 20894, May 29, 2002 11:37 pm ET
by ronin@ineedabeerlotsofthem

...my schedule's a mess
and my deadlines overdue
........but still i haiku

(soon they might take this
..computer and give me a
..........typewriter...)
Haiku # 20893, May 29, 2002 11:35 pm ET
by ronin@virtualstoolyourfuckingfaceAP
hey moxie, funny !
I was serious about it
you tell me where then
Haiku # 20891, May 29, 2002 10:36 pm ET
by mellie
that was a bit weird
two poets hung up on stool
strange coincidence
Haiku # 20890, May 29, 2002 9:48 pm ET
by or just poor diet?
virtual stool, yuck!
stool is stool ~ brown, yellow...green?
(too many veggies)
Haiku # 20889, May 29, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by Doc Proct T. A. Lojest
virtual stool haiku
Haiku # 20888, May 29, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
red stripe is it, eh?
down by Jamaica way now?
be cool rasta man
Haiku # 20887, May 29, 2002 9:42 pm ET
by Lolita's lil bro
I'll pass the Red Stripe, Mel

Mox
Haiku # 20886, May 29, 2002 9:19 pm ET
by Mox
chill the fuck out ronin!
before Everyone starts throwing chairs
in here, a virtual stool might land on
your head......
Haiku # 20885, May 29, 2002 8:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
missing just a beat
ash did trash one of his feet
now it's wrapped all neat
Haiku # 20884, May 29, 2002 4:57 pm ET
by Boston gal sends best wishes
It's raining outside
Might even hail sometime soon
Parking in Boss spot!
Haiku # 20883, May 29, 2002 4:07 pm ET
by WyldKyss
not sure who you want
to email you...or if it's
just the beer talking

my theory is the
keyboard isn't mixed up at
all, ale must be good!
Haiku # 20882, May 29, 2002 3:30 pm ET
by k of to scotch
I'll be there soon Mox
for a week in September
meet me out the front
Haiku # 20881, May 29, 2002 2:07 pm ET
by mellie
here
Haiku # 20880, May 29, 2002 7:08 am ET
by Moxie
i'd like to write you
but i don't hqve your qddress
emqil me, ok?
Haiku # 20879, May 29, 2002 4:42 am ET
by scotch
this belgiqn keyboqrd
hqs the q qnd a reversed
now whqt's up with thqt?
Haiku # 20878, May 29, 2002 4:27 am ET
by scotch in belgium, digging the beer
soaking for an hour
a rim of skin and soap scum
on turbid water
Haiku # 20877, May 29, 2002 4:02 am ET
by ash

.........a mistake indy
..my move should be: pxN
..........and NOT pxB

....when they pick on you
they say it's just a joke BUT
.....you cant do the same

(it's "bad" they say, as if im
..........a child like AP)
Haiku # 20876, May 29, 2002 1:56 am ET
by ronin@notfair

.........ah doctor lectern
mister hide has transformed in-
..........to doctor jekyll
Haiku # 20875, May 29, 2002 1:51 am ET
by ronin@8)
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