Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

yeah ronin at least try not to be a jerk
Haiku # 20938, June 1, 2002 8:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yeah ronin at least try not to be a jerk
Haiku # 20937, June 1, 2002 8:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yesterday stressful
Last night was Bloody Maries
Now today is work
Haiku # 20936, June 1, 2002 3:09 pm ET
by WyldKyss
fuck off ronin
Haiku # 20935, June 1, 2002 12:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jubilee parade,
Hell
Haiku # 20934, June 1, 2002 11:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
its time for the codes
to unlock the mystery
of the mixed-up knight

e4 e5/Nf3 Nc6/Bb5 Be7 /Nc3 Nf6/O-O d6
d4 Bd7/Bxc6 Bxc6/Qe2 exd4/Nxd4 O-O
Nxc6 bxc6/Rd1
Haiku # 20933, June 1, 2002 1:23 am ET
by indiana
babies are swimming
in my chicken noodle soup.
they will be tasty!
Haiku # 20932, June 1, 2002 12:54 am ET
by lizzle of brooklyn
kev has just showered.
he doesn't smell anymore.
he misses his dirt
Haiku # 20931, June 1, 2002 12:53 am ET
by lizzle of brooklyn

k is your sister?
Haiku # 20930, June 1, 2002 12:40 am ET
by ronin@andyourejanis?illneverfigurethisout

....you mean it was the
other knight that did in my
.king's pawn and bishop?

.(anyway, my move is c5)
Haiku # 20929, June 1, 2002 12:31 am ET
by ronin@broletmegetaboardmymemory'sfailing

...............but indiana
.didnt you use that knight to take
........my queen's bishop at

c6?

(remember hoofbeats from afar?)
Haiku # 20928, June 1, 2002 12:25 am ET
by ronin@


it must be the trill
of the songbird from afar
that draws the worm out
Haiku # 20927, May 31, 2002 8:14 pm ET
by indiana
so very sorry for you all

Haiku # 20926, May 31, 2002 6:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Wild with rage now
This is no laughing matter
My sister was raped.
Haiku # 20925, May 31, 2002 4:09 pm ET
by WyldKyss


and probably first
earthlings to merge algebra
with the brain
Haiku # 20924, May 31, 2002 7:00 am ET
by indiana


s
Haiku # 20923, May 31, 2002 6:58 am ET
by indiana


not so fast ronin
don
Haiku # 20922, May 31, 2002 6:24 am ET
by indiana

......young supple cleavage
my tongue straining out to touch
.............as i lotus sit
Haiku # 20921, May 31, 2002 3:02 am ET
by ronin@alittlemoremeditationthere
transcending boredom
i chuckle at some haiku
and caress the cat
Haiku # 20920, May 31, 2002 2:51 am ET
by ash
Highway fourteen west

Looking though bug guts to see:

The golden sunset
Haiku # 20919, May 30, 2002 11:43 pm ET
by moderndaynomad

20904
.AINT
.mine
Haiku # 20918, May 30, 2002 10:43 pm ET
by ronin

and its MY move now
Haiku # 20917, May 30, 2002 9:34 pm ET
by ronin@hehe

...........har har har indy
looks like you've got a lone pawn
.......defenseless once more

......(that would cripple your
.........center play for good)
Haiku # 20916, May 30, 2002 9:31 pm ET
by ronin@8)
Zen sex harassment,
Look not at woman
Haiku # 20915, May 30, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ouch! Head Connected
With one of the thrown stools here
Very Violent!
Haiku # 20914, May 30, 2002 4:42 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Ex stopped by to whine
Said she felt bad, stayed the night
She felt fine to me
Haiku # 20913, May 30, 2002 3:21 pm ET
by Chowderhead
goodbye Boston gal
may your life be richer for
your wise decision
Haiku # 20912, May 30, 2002 2:18 pm ET
by k_against of bad haiku is not to be confused with ACTUAL COMMUNICATION with others....just the sign of boredom
OK Boston gal
sorry you are going. where?
I'm coming to B

like words in this box
I will miss you too as well
mox does not want meet

Nah MEET with mellie
he as good as said that now
no meet is his loss
Haiku # 20911, May 30, 2002 12:56 pm ET
by mellie
A long absence
deprevity and darkness
from Haiku writing >>

Rising on the trill
Fluttering in the warm wind
A siren echoes

[in the distance,
be hind ,
the present,
be fore,
in the future]
Haiku # 20910, May 30, 2002 12:49 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
time for me to go
thanks for laughs and roses (Scott)
will miss Ash the most
Haiku # 20909, May 30, 2002 12:18 pm ET
by Boston gal et al...Lolita included
I just dont get it
what game do you think you play?
numbers of poems
Haiku # 20908, May 30, 2002 12:11 pm ET
by mellie


i meant Rd1
in 20903! is c5
your final reply?
Haiku # 20907, May 30, 2002 11:59 am ET
by indiana

if its e5 then Ng4
Haiku # 20906, May 30, 2002 11:24 am ET
by ronin@behkhunlole

.....what big rock indy
i cant register your move
......mine's c5 i think
Haiku # 20905, May 30, 2002 11:03 am ET
by ronin@hikgoonite
let me be your man
but have patients with my wierd
solipsistic ways

i want you to know
and believe that i do care
about and love you
Haiku # 20904, May 30, 2002 10:27 am ET
by Selfish Sometimes


gearing for battle
the king rolled the one big rock
along the queen
Haiku # 20903, May 30, 2002 9:03 am ET
by indiana

......it's just a fun game
.nothing personal and meant
.........'cept ones on k

..(the others i think are just
plain apprehensive, that's all)
Haiku # 20902, May 30, 2002 8:00 am ET
by ronin@kampaiAP

.......i am going out
.for a case of light beer
and some cool fresh air
Haiku # 20901, May 30, 2002 7:58 am ET
by ronin

.......i am going out
.for a case of light beer
and some cool fresh air
Haiku # 20900, May 30, 2002 7:58 am ET
by ronin
roan an, stallion
of the cimarron, or should
i say...bad haiku?
Haiku # 20899, May 30, 2002 4:04 am ET
by Ap Pend of ronin suddenly started taking this too seriously
..WHAT IS NOT STRANGE


......instead of asking
me to give the other cheek
....just tell the punk off

to restrain his punches
Haiku # 20898, May 30, 2002 1:47 am ET
by ronin@nowthatwouldreallybeinthecourseoftheordinaryandnormalinsteadofthereverse

.......but when i counter
all the fucking flags are raised
......and i get more crap

(ME, hung up on colored stool?
..what strange coincidence? -
......all that made up albeit
...........strained crap)
Haiku # 20897, May 30, 2002 1:26 am ET
by ronin@nowigetitdontfallforthebull
...........DEJA VU

.see, it's happening (again)
when AP foams and bitches
.......everybody rides on

.(no admonition, they even
.....happily spin-off on his
.........virtual stool crap)

Haiku # 20896, May 30, 2002 1:23 am ET
by ronin@perplexed

mox is not mellie?
Haiku # 20895, May 29, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by ronin@byeseeyouwhenigetanewjob

......a winning case
........,botched*...
......or salvageable?

(*-due to a technicality)
Haiku # 20894, May 29, 2002 11:37 pm ET
by ronin@ineedabeerlotsofthem

...my schedule's a mess
and my deadlines overdue
........but still i haiku

(soon they might take this
..computer and give me a
..........typewriter...)
Haiku # 20893, May 29, 2002 11:35 pm ET
by ronin@virtualstoolyourfuckingfaceAP
hey moxie, funny !
I was serious about it
you tell me where then
Haiku # 20891, May 29, 2002 10:36 pm ET
by mellie
that was a bit weird
two poets hung up on stool
strange coincidence
Haiku # 20890, May 29, 2002 9:48 pm ET
by or just poor diet?
virtual stool, yuck!
stool is stool ~ brown, yellow...green?
(too many veggies)
Haiku # 20889, May 29, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by Doc Proct T. A. Lojest
virtual stool haiku
Haiku # 20888, May 29, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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