Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 354 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

I raised ever slow
in paranoid ecstasy
and christened the throne
Haiku # 2082, September 16, 1999 10:25 pm ET
by Scott of Alton,
When I was a lad
I lived in the attic of
a convertible
Haiku # 2081, September 16, 1999 10:22 pm ET
by Scott of Alton,
I came to this earth
and watched alot of T.V.
Now I''m ready, Mom!
Haiku # 2080, September 16, 1999 10:14 pm ET
by Scott of Alton,
Condescending Sun
Blacken us as we Frolick
turning plum to prune
Haiku # 2079, September 16, 1999 10:07 pm ET
by Scott of Alton,
Life is like toe lint
Some dispatch it with no thought
Some Smell and Taste it
Haiku # 2078, September 16, 1999 10:03 pm ET
by Scott of Alton,
A daddy long legs
Flies in like a man running
From the Mafia
Haiku # 2077, September 16, 1999 1:17 pm ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Big fat felt tip pen
Makes a mark like fresh tarmac
Across Kentucky
Haiku # 2076, September 16, 1999 1:15 pm ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
If people made cheese
From the curdled milk of cats
The world could chill out
Haiku # 2075, September 16, 1999 1:08 pm ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
That Sunny Delight
Looks like the micturations
Of a mutant goat
Haiku # 2074, September 16, 1999 1:06 pm ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
tang oh dear sweet tang
how great it is to drink you
turn my shit orange
Haiku # 2073, September 16, 1999 12:43 pm ET
by Infinity
back on the attack
a motherfucking madman
named Infinity
Haiku # 2072, September 16, 1999 12:38 pm ET
by INFINITY
Hein, gastronomie.
Regardes-toi, j`ai du l`argent.
Un bift
Haiku # 2071, September 16, 1999 8:25 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
My attention span.
I`m sure it`s shorter these days...
I mean, it`s like.... uh?
Haiku # 2070, September 16, 1999 8:12 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
make me a sandwich
make it something real special
you''ve got five seconds
Haiku # 2069, September 16, 1999 7:32 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Are werewolves
As furry on the inside
As legend suggest?
Haiku # 2068, September 16, 1999 4:08 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
That damned engaged tone
Prevents me from buying food
Can you hear me, fools?
Haiku # 2067, September 16, 1999 4:07 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Isn''t it funnny
That you don''t see many cars
with
Haiku # 2066, September 16, 1999 3:59 am ET
by ha ha
This mozzarella
Tastes like old rubber johnnies
Er, apparently
Haiku # 2065, September 16, 1999 3:58 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
It might not be wise
To eat four avocados
But it sure is fun
Haiku # 2064, September 16, 1999 3:57 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
This fleecey sweater
Has sleeves that can be zipped off
For reasons unknown
Haiku # 2063, September 16, 1999 3:36 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Hurricane come on!
We could dance in the sunset
Make love on the beach...
Haiku # 2062, September 15, 1999 8:55 pm ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity
Oh, these savage nights!
If I lived a thousand more
I''d need more livers
Haiku # 2061, September 15, 1999 8:48 pm ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity
Oh, these savage nights!
If I lived a thousand more
I''d need more livers
Haiku # 2060, September 15, 1999 8:47 pm ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity
I tickled her tit
With a great big long feather
She thanked me for it
Haiku # 2059, September 15, 1999 8:44 pm ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity
Get loose and crazy
Let desire bloom like cancer
bold melanoma
Haiku # 2058, September 15, 1999 8:42 pm ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity
I wonder if Jane
ever tasted any of
Johnny''s Appleseed
Haiku # 2057, September 15, 1999 4:22 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
...Forgive me my friends
I forget myself at times
I go fall down now...
Haiku # 2056, September 15, 1999 12:36 pm ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity!
My sweet lesbians
Thou art my dream revealed
What more could I say?
Haiku # 2055, September 15, 1999 12:34 pm ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity! of What gives?, the enter key?
My sweet lesbians
Thou art my dream revealed
What more could I say?
Haiku # 2054, September 15, 1999 12:33 pm ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity! of What gives?, the enter key?
Gus Van Zant gave me
Unreciprocated love
For homo cowgirls!
Haiku # 2053, September 15, 1999 12:28 pm ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity! of What gives?, the enter key?
Now it seems to me
You must know th score by now
So why not get down?
Haiku # 2052, September 15, 1999 12:24 pm ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity! of What gives?, the enter key?
Haiku # 2051, September 15, 1999 12:21 pm ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity!
Haiku # 2050, September 15, 1999 12:20 pm ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity!
Haiku # 2049, September 15, 1999 12:20 pm ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity!
a pen and paper
matches and recognition
you could burn a lot
Haiku # 2048, September 15, 1999 5:51 am ET
by ash
What are you saying?
I have all these ideas
Can''t them inside
Haiku # 2047, September 15, 1999 3:29 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
It is difficult
for those under five feet tall
to buy cowboy clothes
Haiku # 2046, September 14, 1999 11:23 am ET
by Scott Sobotka of Chandler,
The hardest bargain
involves getting Bob Barker
naked for five bucks
Haiku # 2045, September 14, 1999 11:22 am ET
by Scott Sobotka of Chandler,
It''s Harrison Ford
in the motherfuckin'' house
drinking gin and juice
Haiku # 2044, September 14, 1999 11:20 am ET
by Hesby
Bad conversation,
terrible puns and rain.
... But how was *your* day?
Haiku # 2043, September 14, 1999 9:18 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
My cousin tells me:
hurricane in florida.
Damned Mexican moths.
Haiku # 2042, September 14, 1999 9:15 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
My exhausted brain.
It bangs about in my head
like bee in bonnet
Haiku # 2041, September 14, 1999 9:11 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
endless extensions
make for cyber wallpaper
och, do you nae ken?
Haiku # 2040, September 14, 1999 7:02 am ET
by ash
breathe in some k.e.
volume alone i must say
is not eloquence
Haiku # 2039, September 14, 1999 4:38 am ET
by ash
Am I all alone
In this crazy haiku world
Or do I just smell?
Haiku # 2038, September 13, 1999 1:00 pm ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Some cyclopean
Masonry fell on my toe
And hurt it a bit
Haiku # 2037, September 13, 1999 12:57 pm ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Existential angst
Floats like a hungry seagull
On my psychic sea
Haiku # 2036, September 13, 1999 12:55 pm ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The tourists loiter
On the pavement and gawp like
Abandoned chickens
Haiku # 2035, September 13, 1999 12:53 pm ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
When I was a child
I taught myself how to speak
Using just some sticks
Haiku # 2034, September 13, 1999 12:51 pm ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
A leafy sapling
Stretches skywards like a man
Trying to reach god
Haiku # 2033, September 13, 1999 12:50 pm ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
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