This nuclear pen
Will even write upside-down
and underwater
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The broth of spawning
Belches great spumes of ichor
In my spare bedroom
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
My phone is hands-free
So now I can use both hands
When I''m on the phone
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
This night is blacker
Than the bottom of a cave
On the ocean floor
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I like to inhale
The scent of summer flowers
I''m not gay, you know
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Is there anything
As enchanting as wearing
New socks every day?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Is there a reason
that cold baked beans taste so great
when eaten in pants?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Gazing at his wife,
the blind man with restored sight:
"God, is that your *nose*..?"
by Scrunty Hardbody
this big paper block
never seems to diminish
it''s so very queer
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The spent silver packs
Of furtive prophylactics
Are scattered around
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
When the time is right
I shall sell bags of cold phlegm
On the Stock Market
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Would turquoise tendrils
Emerging from my pocket
Really make you flee?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I''m beating my head
On the surface of my desk
To make it flatter
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
sometime earlier
in a simpler world than this
i was still confused
by ash
Oh you foolish folk
I am not really Mexican
Despite sombrero
by Scrunty Hardbody
I filled my wellies
With the spawn of frogs and toads
Then tried them for size
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I wonder whether
Spiderman''s ejaculate
Could be spun, like silk?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Whoa, it just went down!
Did you see that green flush spark?
I''ve seen it just once.
by SHAGGYDOO
And ya know what Ern?
I have to say that I''m good.
How the fuck are you!
by SHAGGYDOO
I leaned back and watched
While the sun set to the West
And I blew smoke rings........
by SHAGGYDOO
jfhgffhgfhhgfhhh
by Anonymous Poet
Enough about me
My talentless poet friends,
How the fuck are ya?
by Dr. Ernest Unity of 11
Making like a mess
of the formats of haiku
Come back my dear sense
by Dr. Ernest Unity of 11
Raking like a knave
On the forecep of your fiends
Like a bat says why?
by Dr. Ernest Unity of 11
Raking like a knave
On the forecep of your fiends
Like a bat
by Dr. Ernest Unity of 11
Breaking like a wave
On the doorstep of your dreams
I''m back to say hi
by Dr. Ernest Unity of 11
The dry bone moistens
juices seep into the mind
''tis a great feeling!!!
by SHAGGYDOO
I made a new word
Sometimes I call it "Fabbig"
But not every time
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The electric flute
Has yet to be invented
Technology sucks
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
My hydraulic elf
Has pistons the size of trees
Which is so pointless
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I have one hundred
Felt-tip pens, in a wallet
I chewed all their ends
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Hey, Boutrous Boutrous
What''s with that Boutrous baby?
Are you like, twins?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I took a Biro
and doodled on my forearm
the sign of the cow
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
My Prang Fun Crayons
Are made from processed soy beans
They taste of crayon
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The first golden leaves
Fall in homage to winter
Hand me the blower
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I drank some Snapple
Then foolishly, I drank more
I stretched my bowel
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
So few seasons turn
Endlessly throughout the years
Which one is Bummer?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
This page of haiku
Is not only bad but long
It may soon explode
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Tell me to shut up
I need to get beauty sleep
Lord knows I need it
by Sarin
And to quote Shakespeare
Is just another cheap way
Wasting three minutes
by Sarin
And now three mintues
To write my own bad haiku
All the World''s a stage
by Sarin
I wasted too long
Reading too much bad haiku
Fifteen minutes gone
by Sarin
an alien clock
which detracts from the impact
regarding the date
by ash
nine nine ninety-nine
it is i who malfunction
whilst i waste the day
by ash
Time for me to go
Phone bill mounting rapidly
Bye-bye everyone
by Like Herod
That last one was mine
Forgot to put my name in
Silly silly boy
by Like Herod
I''m worried about
My addiction to wrestling
Long-haired men in tights
by Anonymous Poet
Again, apologies
But if I don''t sell t-shirts
Can''t afford to eat
by Like Herod
Whoever''s in charge:
Thanks for helping me waste time
This site is the best
Although I must say
Apostrophes need fixing.
Apart from that: cool
by Like Herod
