a pen and paper
matches and recognition
you could burn a lot
by ash
What are you saying?
I have all these ideas
Can''t them inside
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
It is difficult
for those under five feet tall
to buy cowboy clothes
by Scott Sobotka of Chandler,
The hardest bargain
involves getting Bob Barker
naked for five bucks
by Scott Sobotka of Chandler,
It''s Harrison Ford
in the motherfuckin'' house
drinking gin and juice
by Hesby
Bad conversation,
terrible puns and rain.
... But how was *your* day?
by Scrunty Hardbody
My cousin tells me:
hurricane in florida.
Damned Mexican moths.
by Scrunty Hardbody
My exhausted brain.
It bangs about in my head
like bee in bonnet
by Scrunty Hardbody
endless extensions
make for cyber wallpaper
och, do you nae ken?
by ash
breathe in some k.e.
volume alone i must say
is not eloquence
by ash
Am I all alone
In this crazy haiku world
Or do I just smell?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Some cyclopean
Masonry fell on my toe
And hurt it a bit
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Existential angst
Floats like a hungry seagull
On my psychic sea
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The tourists loiter
On the pavement and gawp like
Abandoned chickens
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
When I was a child
I taught myself how to speak
Using just some sticks
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
A leafy sapling
Stretches skywards like a man
Trying to reach god
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
This nuclear pen
Will even write upside-down
and underwater
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The broth of spawning
Belches great spumes of ichor
In my spare bedroom
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
My phone is hands-free
So now I can use both hands
When I''m on the phone
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
This night is blacker
Than the bottom of a cave
On the ocean floor
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I like to inhale
The scent of summer flowers
I''m not gay, you know
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Is there anything
As enchanting as wearing
New socks every day?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Is there a reason
that cold baked beans taste so great
when eaten in pants?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Gazing at his wife,
the blind man with restored sight:
"God, is that your *nose*..?"
by Scrunty Hardbody
this big paper block
never seems to diminish
it''s so very queer
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The spent silver packs
Of furtive prophylactics
Are scattered around
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
When the time is right
I shall sell bags of cold phlegm
On the Stock Market
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Would turquoise tendrils
Emerging from my pocket
Really make you flee?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I''m beating my head
On the surface of my desk
To make it flatter
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
sometime earlier
in a simpler world than this
i was still confused
by ash
Oh you foolish folk
I am not really Mexican
Despite sombrero
by Scrunty Hardbody
I filled my wellies
With the spawn of frogs and toads
Then tried them for size
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I wonder whether
Spiderman''s ejaculate
Could be spun, like silk?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Whoa, it just went down!
Did you see that green flush spark?
I''ve seen it just once.
by SHAGGYDOO
And ya know what Ern?
I have to say that I''m good.
How the fuck are you!
by SHAGGYDOO
I leaned back and watched
While the sun set to the West
And I blew smoke rings........
by SHAGGYDOO
jfhgffhgfhhgfhhh
by Anonymous Poet
Enough about me
My talentless poet friends,
How the fuck are ya?
by Dr. Ernest Unity of 11
Making like a mess
of the formats of haiku
Come back my dear sense
by Dr. Ernest Unity of 11
Raking like a knave
On the forecep of your fiends
Like a bat says why?
by Dr. Ernest Unity of 11
Raking like a knave
On the forecep of your fiends
Like a bat
by Dr. Ernest Unity of 11
Breaking like a wave
On the doorstep of your dreams
I''m back to say hi
by Dr. Ernest Unity of 11
The dry bone moistens
juices seep into the mind
''tis a great feeling!!!
by SHAGGYDOO
I made a new word
Sometimes I call it "Fabbig"
But not every time
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The electric flute
Has yet to be invented
Technology sucks
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
My hydraulic elf
Has pistons the size of trees
Which is so pointless
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I have one hundred
Felt-tip pens, in a wallet
I chewed all their ends
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
