Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 354 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

My attention span.
I`m sure it`s shorter these days...
I mean, it`s like.... uh?
Haiku # 2070, September 16, 1999 8:12 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
make me a sandwich
make it something real special
you''ve got five seconds
Haiku # 2069, September 16, 1999 7:32 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Are werewolves
As furry on the inside
As legend suggest?
Haiku # 2068, September 16, 1999 4:08 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
That damned engaged tone
Prevents me from buying food
Can you hear me, fools?
Haiku # 2067, September 16, 1999 4:07 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Isn''t it funnny
That you don''t see many cars
with
Haiku # 2066, September 16, 1999 3:59 am ET
by ha ha
This mozzarella
Tastes like old rubber johnnies
Er, apparently
Haiku # 2065, September 16, 1999 3:58 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
It might not be wise
To eat four avocados
But it sure is fun
Haiku # 2064, September 16, 1999 3:57 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
This fleecey sweater
Has sleeves that can be zipped off
For reasons unknown
Haiku # 2063, September 16, 1999 3:36 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Hurricane come on!
We could dance in the sunset
Make love on the beach...
Haiku # 2062, September 15, 1999 8:55 pm ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity
Oh, these savage nights!
If I lived a thousand more
I''d need more livers
Haiku # 2061, September 15, 1999 8:48 pm ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity
Oh, these savage nights!
If I lived a thousand more
I''d need more livers
Haiku # 2060, September 15, 1999 8:47 pm ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity
I tickled her tit
With a great big long feather
She thanked me for it
Haiku # 2059, September 15, 1999 8:44 pm ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity
Get loose and crazy
Let desire bloom like cancer
bold melanoma
Haiku # 2058, September 15, 1999 8:42 pm ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity
I wonder if Jane
ever tasted any of
Johnny''s Appleseed
Haiku # 2057, September 15, 1999 4:22 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
...Forgive me my friends
I forget myself at times
I go fall down now...
Haiku # 2056, September 15, 1999 12:36 pm ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity!
My sweet lesbians
Thou art my dream revealed
What more could I say?
Haiku # 2055, September 15, 1999 12:34 pm ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity! of What gives?, the enter key?
My sweet lesbians
Thou art my dream revealed
What more could I say?
Haiku # 2054, September 15, 1999 12:33 pm ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity! of What gives?, the enter key?
Gus Van Zant gave me
Unreciprocated love
For homo cowgirls!
Haiku # 2053, September 15, 1999 12:28 pm ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity! of What gives?, the enter key?
Now it seems to me
You must know th score by now
So why not get down?
Haiku # 2052, September 15, 1999 12:24 pm ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity! of What gives?, the enter key?
Haiku # 2051, September 15, 1999 12:21 pm ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity!
Haiku # 2050, September 15, 1999 12:20 pm ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity!
Haiku # 2049, September 15, 1999 12:20 pm ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity!
a pen and paper
matches and recognition
you could burn a lot
Haiku # 2048, September 15, 1999 5:51 am ET
by ash
What are you saying?
I have all these ideas
Can''t them inside
Haiku # 2047, September 15, 1999 3:29 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
It is difficult
for those under five feet tall
to buy cowboy clothes
Haiku # 2046, September 14, 1999 11:23 am ET
by Scott Sobotka of Chandler,
The hardest bargain
involves getting Bob Barker
naked for five bucks
Haiku # 2045, September 14, 1999 11:22 am ET
by Scott Sobotka of Chandler,
It''s Harrison Ford
in the motherfuckin'' house
drinking gin and juice
Haiku # 2044, September 14, 1999 11:20 am ET
by Hesby
Bad conversation,
terrible puns and rain.
... But how was *your* day?
Haiku # 2043, September 14, 1999 9:18 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
My cousin tells me:
hurricane in florida.
Damned Mexican moths.
Haiku # 2042, September 14, 1999 9:15 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
My exhausted brain.
It bangs about in my head
like bee in bonnet
Haiku # 2041, September 14, 1999 9:11 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
endless extensions
make for cyber wallpaper
och, do you nae ken?
Haiku # 2040, September 14, 1999 7:02 am ET
by ash
breathe in some k.e.
volume alone i must say
is not eloquence
Haiku # 2039, September 14, 1999 4:38 am ET
by ash
Am I all alone
In this crazy haiku world
Or do I just smell?
Haiku # 2038, September 13, 1999 1:00 pm ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Some cyclopean
Masonry fell on my toe
And hurt it a bit
Haiku # 2037, September 13, 1999 12:57 pm ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Existential angst
Floats like a hungry seagull
On my psychic sea
Haiku # 2036, September 13, 1999 12:55 pm ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The tourists loiter
On the pavement and gawp like
Abandoned chickens
Haiku # 2035, September 13, 1999 12:53 pm ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
When I was a child
I taught myself how to speak
Using just some sticks
Haiku # 2034, September 13, 1999 12:51 pm ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
A leafy sapling
Stretches skywards like a man
Trying to reach god
Haiku # 2033, September 13, 1999 12:50 pm ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
This nuclear pen
Will even write upside-down
and underwater
Haiku # 2032, September 13, 1999 12:48 pm ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The broth of spawning
Belches great spumes of ichor
In my spare bedroom
Haiku # 2031, September 13, 1999 12:42 pm ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
My phone is hands-free
So now I can use both hands
When I''m on the phone
Haiku # 2030, September 13, 1999 12:41 pm ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
This night is blacker
Than the bottom of a cave
On the ocean floor
Haiku # 2029, September 13, 1999 12:39 pm ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I like to inhale
The scent of summer flowers
I''m not gay, you know
Haiku # 2028, September 13, 1999 9:41 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Is there anything
As enchanting as wearing
New socks every day?
Haiku # 2027, September 13, 1999 9:39 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Is there a reason
that cold baked beans taste so great
when eaten in pants?
Haiku # 2026, September 13, 1999 9:37 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Gazing at his wife,
the blind man with restored sight:
"God, is that your *nose*..?"
Haiku # 2025, September 13, 1999 8:50 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
this big paper block
never seems to diminish
it''s so very queer
Haiku # 2024, September 13, 1999 8:19 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The spent silver packs
Of furtive prophylactics
Are scattered around
Haiku # 2023, September 13, 1999 8:13 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
When the time is right
I shall sell bags of cold phlegm
On the Stock Market
Haiku # 2022, September 13, 1999 8:08 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Would turquoise tendrils
Emerging from my pocket
Really make you flee?
Haiku # 2021, September 13, 1999 8:07 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
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