Hein, gastronomie.
Regardes-toi, j`ai du l`argent.
Un bift
by Scrunty Hardbody
My attention span.
I`m sure it`s shorter these days...
I mean, it`s like.... uh?
by Scrunty Hardbody
make me a sandwich
make it something real special
you''ve got five seconds
by Hollywood Bonfire
Are werewolves
As furry on the inside
As legend suggest?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
That damned engaged tone
Prevents me from buying food
Can you hear me, fools?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Isn''t it funnny
That you don''t see many cars
with
by ha ha
This mozzarella
Tastes like old rubber johnnies
Er, apparently
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
It might not be wise
To eat four avocados
But it sure is fun
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
This fleecey sweater
Has sleeves that can be zipped off
For reasons unknown
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Hurricane come on!
We could dance in the sunset
Make love on the beach...
by Dr. Ernest Unity
Oh, these savage nights!
If I lived a thousand more
I''d need more livers
by Dr. Ernest Unity
Oh, these savage nights!
If I lived a thousand more
I''d need more livers
by Dr. Ernest Unity
I tickled her tit
With a great big long feather
She thanked me for it
by Dr. Ernest Unity
Get loose and crazy
Let desire bloom like cancer
bold melanoma
by Dr. Ernest Unity
I wonder if Jane
ever tasted any of
Johnny''s Appleseed
by SHAGGYDOO
...Forgive me my friends
I forget myself at times
I go fall down now...
by Dr. Ernest Unity!
My sweet lesbians
Thou art my dream revealed
What more could I say?
by Dr. Ernest Unity! of What gives?, the enter key?
My sweet lesbians
Thou art my dream revealed
What more could I say?
by Dr. Ernest Unity! of What gives?, the enter key?
Gus Van Zant gave me
Unreciprocated love
For homo cowgirls!
by Dr. Ernest Unity! of What gives?, the enter key?
Now it seems to me
You must know th score by now
So why not get down?
by Dr. Ernest Unity! of What gives?, the enter key?
a pen and paper
matches and recognition
you could burn a lot
by ash
What are you saying?
I have all these ideas
Can''t them inside
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
It is difficult
for those under five feet tall
to buy cowboy clothes
by Scott Sobotka of Chandler,
The hardest bargain
involves getting Bob Barker
naked for five bucks
by Scott Sobotka of Chandler,
It''s Harrison Ford
in the motherfuckin'' house
drinking gin and juice
by Hesby
Bad conversation,
terrible puns and rain.
... But how was *your* day?
by Scrunty Hardbody
My cousin tells me:
hurricane in florida.
Damned Mexican moths.
by Scrunty Hardbody
My exhausted brain.
It bangs about in my head
like bee in bonnet
by Scrunty Hardbody
endless extensions
make for cyber wallpaper
och, do you nae ken?
by ash
breathe in some k.e.
volume alone i must say
is not eloquence
by ash
Am I all alone
In this crazy haiku world
Or do I just smell?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Some cyclopean
Masonry fell on my toe
And hurt it a bit
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Existential angst
Floats like a hungry seagull
On my psychic sea
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The tourists loiter
On the pavement and gawp like
Abandoned chickens
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
When I was a child
I taught myself how to speak
Using just some sticks
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
A leafy sapling
Stretches skywards like a man
Trying to reach god
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
This nuclear pen
Will even write upside-down
and underwater
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The broth of spawning
Belches great spumes of ichor
In my spare bedroom
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
My phone is hands-free
So now I can use both hands
When I''m on the phone
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
This night is blacker
Than the bottom of a cave
On the ocean floor
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I like to inhale
The scent of summer flowers
I''m not gay, you know
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Is there anything
As enchanting as wearing
New socks every day?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Is there a reason
that cold baked beans taste so great
when eaten in pants?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Gazing at his wife,
the blind man with restored sight:
"God, is that your *nose*..?"
by Scrunty Hardbody
this big paper block
never seems to diminish
it''s so very queer
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The spent silver packs
Of furtive prophylactics
Are scattered around
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
When the time is right
I shall sell bags of cold phlegm
On the Stock Market
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
