I came to this earth
and watched alot of T.V.
Now I''m ready, Mom!
by Scott of Alton,
Condescending Sun
Blacken us as we Frolick
turning plum to prune
by Scott of Alton,
Life is like toe lint
Some dispatch it with no thought
Some Smell and Taste it
by Scott of Alton,
A daddy long legs
Flies in like a man running
From the Mafia
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Big fat felt tip pen
Makes a mark like fresh tarmac
Across Kentucky
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
If people made cheese
From the curdled milk of cats
The world could chill out
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
That Sunny Delight
Looks like the micturations
Of a mutant goat
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
tang oh dear sweet tang
how great it is to drink you
turn my shit orange
by Infinity
back on the attack
a motherfucking madman
named Infinity
by INFINITY
Hein, gastronomie.
Regardes-toi, j`ai du l`argent.
Un bift
by Scrunty Hardbody
My attention span.
I`m sure it`s shorter these days...
I mean, it`s like.... uh?
by Scrunty Hardbody
make me a sandwich
make it something real special
you''ve got five seconds
by Hollywood Bonfire
Are werewolves
As furry on the inside
As legend suggest?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
That damned engaged tone
Prevents me from buying food
Can you hear me, fools?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Isn''t it funnny
That you don''t see many cars
with
by ha ha
This mozzarella
Tastes like old rubber johnnies
Er, apparently
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
It might not be wise
To eat four avocados
But it sure is fun
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
This fleecey sweater
Has sleeves that can be zipped off
For reasons unknown
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Hurricane come on!
We could dance in the sunset
Make love on the beach...
by Dr. Ernest Unity
Oh, these savage nights!
If I lived a thousand more
I''d need more livers
by Dr. Ernest Unity
Oh, these savage nights!
If I lived a thousand more
I''d need more livers
by Dr. Ernest Unity
I tickled her tit
With a great big long feather
She thanked me for it
by Dr. Ernest Unity
Get loose and crazy
Let desire bloom like cancer
bold melanoma
by Dr. Ernest Unity
I wonder if Jane
ever tasted any of
Johnny''s Appleseed
by SHAGGYDOO
...Forgive me my friends
I forget myself at times
I go fall down now...
by Dr. Ernest Unity!
My sweet lesbians
Thou art my dream revealed
What more could I say?
by Dr. Ernest Unity! of What gives?, the enter key?
My sweet lesbians
Thou art my dream revealed
What more could I say?
by Dr. Ernest Unity! of What gives?, the enter key?
Gus Van Zant gave me
Unreciprocated love
For homo cowgirls!
by Dr. Ernest Unity! of What gives?, the enter key?
Now it seems to me
You must know th score by now
So why not get down?
by Dr. Ernest Unity! of What gives?, the enter key?
a pen and paper
matches and recognition
you could burn a lot
by ash
What are you saying?
I have all these ideas
Can''t them inside
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
It is difficult
for those under five feet tall
to buy cowboy clothes
by Scott Sobotka of Chandler,
The hardest bargain
involves getting Bob Barker
naked for five bucks
by Scott Sobotka of Chandler,
It''s Harrison Ford
in the motherfuckin'' house
drinking gin and juice
by Hesby
Bad conversation,
terrible puns and rain.
... But how was *your* day?
by Scrunty Hardbody
My cousin tells me:
hurricane in florida.
Damned Mexican moths.
by Scrunty Hardbody
My exhausted brain.
It bangs about in my head
like bee in bonnet
by Scrunty Hardbody
endless extensions
make for cyber wallpaper
och, do you nae ken?
by ash
breathe in some k.e.
volume alone i must say
is not eloquence
by ash
Am I all alone
In this crazy haiku world
Or do I just smell?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Some cyclopean
Masonry fell on my toe
And hurt it a bit
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Existential angst
Floats like a hungry seagull
On my psychic sea
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The tourists loiter
On the pavement and gawp like
Abandoned chickens
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
When I was a child
I taught myself how to speak
Using just some sticks
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
A leafy sapling
Stretches skywards like a man
Trying to reach god
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
This nuclear pen
Will even write upside-down
and underwater
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The broth of spawning
Belches great spumes of ichor
In my spare bedroom
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
