Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

India pale ale
also quite a favorite
though it's rather strong
Haiku # 20484, May 15, 2002 2:45 pm ET
by one last one...back to the studio
*scale from one to ten*
Haiku # 20483, May 15, 2002 2:43 pm ET
by me again
but first, Belgian beer
I'd place Japanese at tenth
Guinness would rank third
Haiku # 20482, May 15, 2002 2:40 pm ET
by Boston gal would place nut brown ales second
i'm going to france
to straighten that whole mess out
but first, belgian beer
Haiku # 20481, May 15, 2002 1:52 pm ET
by scott
colonel: french spelling
german pronounciation
sieg heil, Jean-Marie!
Haiku # 20480, May 15, 2002 1:48 pm ET
by scott
secret recipes
young hens are much juicier
than those old dry cocks
Haiku # 20479, May 15, 2002 11:40 am ET
by the Colonel
multicocked Grandma
spinning and spurting love shot
where did she get them?
Haiku # 20478, May 15, 2002 10:05 am ET
by Drophammer of Grandma's Place

........sparring with buttheads
bashing their brains with lead pipes
........fucking butthead brains
Haiku # 20477, May 15, 2002 9:38 am ET
by ronin@nihaojewel

...ashley has a cock?
long petrified i suppose
....a museum piece

(but mellie would know)
Haiku # 20476, May 15, 2002 9:31 am ET
by ronin@8)

....not so fast indy
here's my reply: Nc3
..the center is mine
Haiku # 20475, May 15, 2002 9:28 am ET
by ronin@hi k
Oh too be young once
again and to be the bell
of the so called ball
Haiku # 20474, May 14, 2002 11:18 pm ET
by Paver Jr.
Hormones race around
wood is so embarassing
The teen years bite penis
Haiku # 20473, May 14, 2002 11:16 pm ET
by Paver Jr.
we can only hope
pray Ashley's crutch's okay
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 20472, May 14, 2002 6:42 pm ET
by mellie
Being off call is
A bless'd relief from work
Sleep at 6 A.M.!
Haiku # 20471, May 14, 2002 5:40 pm ET
by WyldKyss
ash is getting fixed?
oh dear, does his wife know this?
will he play around?
Haiku # 20470, May 14, 2002 10:40 am ET
by Doc Vassect E. Me
well screw that ashley
cast bad shadows on haiku
fixated on web
Haiku # 20469, May 14, 2002 4:17 am ET
by mellie, Hey put your feet up mate :-)
into hospital
operations suspended
regarding haiku

screw my tarsal bones
nasty lisfranc injury
see you when i'm fixed
Haiku # 20468, May 14, 2002 1:00 am ET
by ash


the knight is restless
looking for an easy kill
right on dead center
Haiku # 20467, May 14, 2002 12:27 am ET
by indiana
"black holes do shrinK" - whoops..
well, what can i say except
that was dense of me
Haiku # 20466, May 13, 2002 5:59 pm ET
by scotological and anal
but then, asteriods...
sooner or later one will
rip us a new hole
Haiku # 20465, May 13, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by scotological, astrological and nervous
no need for lotion
with preparation Hawking
black holes do shrink
Haiku # 20464, May 13, 2002 4:32 pm ET
by scotological (and astrological)
uranus looks fine
but better keep on using
preparation H
Haiku # 20463, May 13, 2002 4:14 pm ET
by A. Musing
yo, earth to venus
mercury's gone retrograde
best watch uranus
Haiku # 20462, May 13, 2002 4:11 pm ET
by scott of the 13th house
bad haiku sportswear
sometimes they are bad sports they
sound just like sailors
Haiku # 20461, May 13, 2002 4:06 pm ET
by %&*@!
looks like a logo
oh yeah, i can see it now:
bad haiku sportswear
Haiku # 20460, May 13, 2002 3:36 pm ET
by scott
*reminiscent*
Haiku # 20459, May 13, 2002 12:02 pm ET
by God...I hate Mondays!
orange hieroglyph
reminescent of Prada
handbag that I lost
Haiku # 20458, May 13, 2002 12:00 pm ET
by Boston gal
and besides the plaid
there are those silly spiked shoes
and those mulligans
Haiku # 20457, May 13, 2002 11:10 am ET
by Arnie's wife
Now you can reference
Other haiku on the site
With really great ease.
Haiku # 20456, May 13, 2002 10:58 am ET
by Janis
Permanent Link to
This entry. That's all it is.
It's a new feature.
Haiku # 20455, May 13, 2002 10:55 am ET
by Janis
The orange thingy...
Reverse? Makes my tooth ache so
what's it all about?
Haiku # 20454, May 13, 2002 10:31 am ET
by jewel1
right now all the joy
I can ever feel inside
you give me... always...

(who you sparring with, ronin? Who is asshead?)
Haiku # 20453, May 13, 2002 10:29 am ET
by jewel1
hear my endless sighs
look at my outstretched arms
you...only for you
Haiku # 20452, May 13, 2002 10:25 am ET
by jewel1

"an ass for a mouth"
i meant
Haiku # 20451, May 13, 2002 9:23 am ET
by Butthead

oh, im so ashamed
of myself, a butt for a face
an ass for mouth
Haiku # 20448, May 13, 2002 9:22 am ET
by Butthead
On total weight loss
plan. Just resting my organs,
taking a dirt nap.
Haiku # 20447, May 13, 2002 9:12 am ET
by Chowderhead

...hello there jewel
we're in a middle of a
sparring session here

(get back to you in a
............jiffy)
Haiku # 20446, May 13, 2002 8:43 am ET
by ronin@ithinkwevehurtmoxsfeelings

...what a sour excuse
him waiting for a website
..just butt-off butthead
Haiku # 20445, May 13, 2002 8:39 am ET
by ronin@welltheresthebuttheadmoxandthebuttheadscott

.you're just jealous hugh
a has been wannabe bug
......unfit for a dame

Haiku # 20444, May 13, 2002 8:33 am ET
by ronin@andyoujustsoundlikethatgoatherdscott
mutated archer
aimed, shot and missed his target
dang, sixty eight bulls
Haiku # 20443, May 13, 2002 5:24 am ET
by jewel1
small orange arrow
lingering below haiku
just what is the point ?
Haiku # 20442, May 13, 2002 3:40 am ET
by ash
my cuneiform
avulsed and comminuted
i guess them's the breaks
Haiku # 20441, May 13, 2002 3:39 am ET
by ash
no Loei, we like
that which is between, under
and besides the plaid
Haiku # 20440, May 12, 2002 10:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I prefer mangoes
you know, how a man will go
right before he comes
Haiku # 20439, May 12, 2002 10:21 pm ET
by Lolita
eating strawberries
sipping the tart juice of kiwi
crepes inside my mouth

(ronin: its time to buy another... -) )
Haiku # 20438, May 12, 2002 6:37 pm ET
by jewel1
that Lolita girl
must have a hang -up, maybe
she likes old golfers
Haiku # 20437, May 12, 2002 6:22 pm ET
by Arnie
why is it men like
Catholic school girl uniforms
could it be the plaid?
Haiku # 20436, May 12, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by Lolita
brad put up your site
so the annoying fruit-bat
hugh will fuck off ....dude!
Haiku # 20435, May 12, 2002 3:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
these pretzels are making me thirsty
Haiku # 20434, May 12, 2002 3:30 pm ET
by ^The POPE ^
i need brad's website
to go back up before i
forget why i liked it
Haiku # 20433, May 12, 2002 3:20 pm ET
by hugh
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