Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

but then, asteriods...
sooner or later one will
rip us a new hole
Haiku # 20465, May 13, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by scotological, astrological and nervous
no need for lotion
with preparation Hawking
black holes do shrink
Haiku # 20464, May 13, 2002 4:32 pm ET
by scotological (and astrological)
uranus looks fine
but better keep on using
preparation H
Haiku # 20463, May 13, 2002 4:14 pm ET
by A. Musing
yo, earth to venus
mercury's gone retrograde
best watch uranus
Haiku # 20462, May 13, 2002 4:11 pm ET
by scott of the 13th house
bad haiku sportswear
sometimes they are bad sports they
sound just like sailors
Haiku # 20461, May 13, 2002 4:06 pm ET
by %&*@!
looks like a logo
oh yeah, i can see it now:
bad haiku sportswear
Haiku # 20460, May 13, 2002 3:36 pm ET
by scott
*reminiscent*
Haiku # 20459, May 13, 2002 12:02 pm ET
by God...I hate Mondays!
orange hieroglyph
reminescent of Prada
handbag that I lost
Haiku # 20458, May 13, 2002 12:00 pm ET
by Boston gal
and besides the plaid
there are those silly spiked shoes
and those mulligans
Haiku # 20457, May 13, 2002 11:10 am ET
by Arnie's wife
Now you can reference
Other haiku on the site
With really great ease.
Haiku # 20456, May 13, 2002 10:58 am ET
by Janis
Permanent Link to
This entry. That's all it is.
It's a new feature.
Haiku # 20455, May 13, 2002 10:55 am ET
by Janis
The orange thingy...
Reverse? Makes my tooth ache so
what's it all about?
Haiku # 20454, May 13, 2002 10:31 am ET
by jewel1
right now all the joy
I can ever feel inside
you give me... always...

(who you sparring with, ronin? Who is asshead?)
Haiku # 20453, May 13, 2002 10:29 am ET
by jewel1
hear my endless sighs
look at my outstretched arms
you...only for you
Haiku # 20452, May 13, 2002 10:25 am ET
by jewel1

"an ass for a mouth"
i meant
Haiku # 20451, May 13, 2002 9:23 am ET
by Butthead

oh, im so ashamed
of myself, a butt for a face
an ass for mouth
Haiku # 20448, May 13, 2002 9:22 am ET
by Butthead
On total weight loss
plan. Just resting my organs,
taking a dirt nap.
Haiku # 20447, May 13, 2002 9:12 am ET
by Chowderhead

...hello there jewel
we're in a middle of a
sparring session here

(get back to you in a
............jiffy)
Haiku # 20446, May 13, 2002 8:43 am ET
by ronin@ithinkwevehurtmoxsfeelings

...what a sour excuse
him waiting for a website
..just butt-off butthead
Haiku # 20445, May 13, 2002 8:39 am ET
by ronin@welltheresthebuttheadmoxandthebuttheadscott

.you're just jealous hugh
a has been wannabe bug
......unfit for a dame

Haiku # 20444, May 13, 2002 8:33 am ET
by ronin@andyoujustsoundlikethatgoatherdscott
mutated archer
aimed, shot and missed his target
dang, sixty eight bulls
Haiku # 20443, May 13, 2002 5:24 am ET
by jewel1
small orange arrow
lingering below haiku
just what is the point ?
Haiku # 20442, May 13, 2002 3:40 am ET
by ash
my cuneiform
avulsed and comminuted
i guess them's the breaks
Haiku # 20441, May 13, 2002 3:39 am ET
by ash
no Loei, we like
that which is between, under
and besides the plaid
Haiku # 20440, May 12, 2002 10:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I prefer mangoes
you know, how a man will go
right before he comes
Haiku # 20439, May 12, 2002 10:21 pm ET
by Lolita
eating strawberries
sipping the tart juice of kiwi
crepes inside my mouth

(ronin: its time to buy another... -) )
Haiku # 20438, May 12, 2002 6:37 pm ET
by jewel1
that Lolita girl
must have a hang -up, maybe
she likes old golfers
Haiku # 20437, May 12, 2002 6:22 pm ET
by Arnie
why is it men like
Catholic school girl uniforms
could it be the plaid?
Haiku # 20436, May 12, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by Lolita
brad put up your site
so the annoying fruit-bat
hugh will fuck off ....dude!
Haiku # 20435, May 12, 2002 3:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
these pretzels are making me thirsty
Haiku # 20434, May 12, 2002 3:30 pm ET
by ^The POPE ^
i need brad's website
to go back up before i
forget why i liked it
Haiku # 20433, May 12, 2002 3:20 pm ET
by hugh
this peanut butter
gets really old really fast.
brad fix your website!
Haiku # 20432, May 12, 2002 3:19 pm ET
by hugh
STOP SUBMITING AT
TIMES WHEN I DO NOT HIT THE
ENTER KEY. JESUS.
Haiku # 20431, May 12, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by hugh
why must brad sleep so?
Haiku # 20430, May 12, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by hugh
Fuck Off Moxie!!!!!
Haiku # 20429, May 12, 2002 3:15 pm ET
by ^The POPE ^
In our surfing;
Watch over us dear Saint Mox
Of the Internet

Forgive us our
Porn cruising, give us our
Non-loser lovers.
Haiku # 20428, May 12, 2002 3:14 pm ET
by ^The POPE ^ hmmm maybe not
If thee crucify
Humble moxie, it may solve
A problem I have
Haiku # 20427, May 12, 2002 3:12 pm ET
by ^The POPE ^ I need Saint-bait
Bless you bad haiku,
Although you do sin daily,
I do absolve thee.
Haiku # 20426, May 12, 2002 2:53 pm ET
by ^The POPE ^
Also Dustin Rhodes,
You will never forget the
Name of Goldust. HAWK!
Haiku # 20425, May 12, 2002 2:51 pm ET
by Goldust of Hollywood, California
This thing keeps eating
my haiku before they finish.
What a peice of shit.
Haiku # 20424, May 12, 2002 2:49 pm ET
by WWF
God damn fucking peice
Haiku # 20423, May 12, 2002 2:49 pm ET
by WWF
The name W
-W-E sucks, please don't
Haiku # 20422, May 12, 2002 2:49 pm ET
by WWF
Please don't compare large
ant farms to ronin. Large ant
farms actually rule.

(j/k again)
Haiku # 20421, May 12, 2002 2:47 pm ET
by hugh
There has got to be
Something better to do than
This crappy website.
(j/k of course)
Haiku # 20420, May 12, 2002 2:46 pm ET
by hugh
She is a mystic,
A witch, whose familiar
Is a large ant farm
Haiku # 20419, May 12, 2002 2:45 pm ET
by fuck off ronin
Brad your site is down
Go home and put it up so
I will stop crying
Haiku # 20418, May 12, 2002 2:42 pm ET
by hugh

no rest for the storm
it's moving to canada
to pour rain on trysts

Haiku # 20417, May 12, 2002 11:17 am ET
by ronin@thatisifjiskorwhoeveriamnowsoconfusedlikemox

..fine white sand beaches
..with me as adam and k
........as eve in eden

..(in a manner of speaking,
nothing literal like bob, esq)
Haiku # 20416, May 12, 2002 11:10 am ET
by ronin@

...........algebra you say
man thats my middle name dude
.........here's my move: e5
Haiku # 20415, May 12, 2002 11:01 am ET
by ronin@yourmovebro

moshi moshi
Haiku # 20414, May 12, 2002 10:59 am ET
by ronin@yobrowhatsup
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