Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

On total weight loss
plan. Just resting my organs,
taking a dirt nap.
Haiku # 20447, May 13, 2002 9:12 am ET
by Chowderhead

...hello there jewel
we're in a middle of a
sparring session here

(get back to you in a
............jiffy)
Haiku # 20446, May 13, 2002 8:43 am ET
by ronin@ithinkwevehurtmoxsfeelings

...what a sour excuse
him waiting for a website
..just butt-off butthead
Haiku # 20445, May 13, 2002 8:39 am ET
by ronin@welltheresthebuttheadmoxandthebuttheadscott

.you're just jealous hugh
a has been wannabe bug
......unfit for a dame

Haiku # 20444, May 13, 2002 8:33 am ET
by ronin@andyoujustsoundlikethatgoatherdscott
mutated archer
aimed, shot and missed his target
dang, sixty eight bulls
Haiku # 20443, May 13, 2002 5:24 am ET
by jewel1
small orange arrow
lingering below haiku
just what is the point ?
Haiku # 20442, May 13, 2002 3:40 am ET
by ash
my cuneiform
avulsed and comminuted
i guess them's the breaks
Haiku # 20441, May 13, 2002 3:39 am ET
by ash
no Loei, we like
that which is between, under
and besides the plaid
Haiku # 20440, May 12, 2002 10:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I prefer mangoes
you know, how a man will go
right before he comes
Haiku # 20439, May 12, 2002 10:21 pm ET
by Lolita
eating strawberries
sipping the tart juice of kiwi
crepes inside my mouth

(ronin: its time to buy another... -) )
Haiku # 20438, May 12, 2002 6:37 pm ET
by jewel1
that Lolita girl
must have a hang -up, maybe
she likes old golfers
Haiku # 20437, May 12, 2002 6:22 pm ET
by Arnie
why is it men like
Catholic school girl uniforms
could it be the plaid?
Haiku # 20436, May 12, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by Lolita
brad put up your site
so the annoying fruit-bat
hugh will fuck off ....dude!
Haiku # 20435, May 12, 2002 3:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
these pretzels are making me thirsty
Haiku # 20434, May 12, 2002 3:30 pm ET
by ^The POPE ^
i need brad's website
to go back up before i
forget why i liked it
Haiku # 20433, May 12, 2002 3:20 pm ET
by hugh
this peanut butter
gets really old really fast.
brad fix your website!
Haiku # 20432, May 12, 2002 3:19 pm ET
by hugh
STOP SUBMITING AT
TIMES WHEN I DO NOT HIT THE
ENTER KEY. JESUS.
Haiku # 20431, May 12, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by hugh
why must brad sleep so?
Haiku # 20430, May 12, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by hugh
Fuck Off Moxie!!!!!
Haiku # 20429, May 12, 2002 3:15 pm ET
by ^The POPE ^
In our surfing;
Watch over us dear Saint Mox
Of the Internet

Forgive us our
Porn cruising, give us our
Non-loser lovers.
Haiku # 20428, May 12, 2002 3:14 pm ET
by ^The POPE ^ hmmm maybe not
If thee crucify
Humble moxie, it may solve
A problem I have
Haiku # 20427, May 12, 2002 3:12 pm ET
by ^The POPE ^ I need Saint-bait
Bless you bad haiku,
Although you do sin daily,
I do absolve thee.
Haiku # 20426, May 12, 2002 2:53 pm ET
by ^The POPE ^
Also Dustin Rhodes,
You will never forget the
Name of Goldust. HAWK!
Haiku # 20425, May 12, 2002 2:51 pm ET
by Goldust of Hollywood, California
This thing keeps eating
my haiku before they finish.
What a peice of shit.
Haiku # 20424, May 12, 2002 2:49 pm ET
by WWF
God damn fucking peice
Haiku # 20423, May 12, 2002 2:49 pm ET
by WWF
The name W
-W-E sucks, please don't
Haiku # 20422, May 12, 2002 2:49 pm ET
by WWF
Please don't compare large
ant farms to ronin. Large ant
farms actually rule.

(j/k again)
Haiku # 20421, May 12, 2002 2:47 pm ET
by hugh
There has got to be
Something better to do than
This crappy website.
(j/k of course)
Haiku # 20420, May 12, 2002 2:46 pm ET
by hugh
She is a mystic,
A witch, whose familiar
Is a large ant farm
Haiku # 20419, May 12, 2002 2:45 pm ET
by fuck off ronin
Brad your site is down
Go home and put it up so
I will stop crying
Haiku # 20418, May 12, 2002 2:42 pm ET
by hugh

no rest for the storm
it's moving to canada
to pour rain on trysts

Haiku # 20417, May 12, 2002 11:17 am ET
by ronin@thatisifjiskorwhoeveriamnowsoconfusedlikemox

..fine white sand beaches
..with me as adam and k
........as eve in eden

..(in a manner of speaking,
nothing literal like bob, esq)
Haiku # 20416, May 12, 2002 11:10 am ET
by ronin@

...........algebra you say
man thats my middle name dude
.........here's my move: e5
Haiku # 20415, May 12, 2002 11:01 am ET
by ronin@yourmovebro

moshi moshi
Haiku # 20414, May 12, 2002 10:59 am ET
by ronin@yobrowhatsup


palms of paradise
gently sleeping on white sands
the storm rests awhile
Haiku # 20413, May 12, 2002 10:22 am ET
by indiana
blue-tooth to berries
its time to change old english
with short algebra

Haiku # 20412, May 12, 2002 10:08 am ET
by indiana
with mounting echoes
i heard your voice from afar
and sweet are the trills


Haiku # 20411, May 12, 2002 9:59 am ET
by indiana

quod erat demo
Haiku # 20410, May 12, 2002 9:24 am ET
by indiana
I take a big book
I flip through all the pages
"Qued" is not a word.
Haiku # 20409, May 12, 2002 1:46 am ET
by Normalcy
Packets of sugar
man i hate those damn red lights

And my name's Larry

Haiku # 20408, May 12, 2002 1:42 am ET
by larry
looking through the socks...
a new way of seeing things
why won't it work right?

Haiku # 20407, May 12, 2002 1:41 am ET
by Mister Modnar of Laundromat
No one admitted
another loser boy friend...
give me back my soul!

Haiku # 20406, May 12, 2002 1:41 am ET
by Mister Modnar of Boo Hoo Land
the website is down
i have no life outside it
wake the fuck up, brad
Haiku # 20405, May 12, 2002 1:38 am ET
by hugh
to jewel, indy and others:

..i lost my celfon last nyt
............*sigh*
.(including he-yon's no.)
Haiku # 20404, May 12, 2002 1:33 am ET
by ronin@EXCUSEMEJANIS/K

..presuming himself
.to be a projection of
himself, he presumes

....(a presumptious
........projection)
Haiku # 20403, May 12, 2002 12:32 am ET
by ronin@estaaquimuyverdadsi

...your honor, please if i
may manifest my esquire's
....state of brainlessness
Haiku # 20402, May 12, 2002 12:22 am ET
by ronin@guiltyyourhonornocontest

..which channel to choose
is enough to bog down our
.......mental giant, esq
Haiku # 20401, May 12, 2002 12:13 am ET
by ronin@hardeharhar

....m is for "that" pus
mutating from anal cells
.and some rectal wastes
Haiku # 20400, May 12, 2002 12:09 am ET
by ronin@itsshowtimefolks
Literal-minded
Bob Jones Esquire, from Waco,
Tied in mental knot
Haiku # 20399, May 12, 2002 12:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

..........k is for the girl
.....korean i met last night
.......striking and so cool

.(a beautiful face with a down-
..to-earth, innocent, child-like
..mien, but a bit adventurous
and, well...yeah, open-minded)
Haiku # 20398, May 12, 2002 12:00 am ET
by ronin@sotoughandlonelyouthere
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