Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

I take a big book
I flip through all the pages
"Qued" is not a word.
Haiku # 20409, May 12, 2002 1:46 am ET
by Normalcy
Packets of sugar
man i hate those damn red lights

And my name's Larry

Haiku # 20408, May 12, 2002 1:42 am ET
by larry
looking through the socks...
a new way of seeing things
why won't it work right?

Haiku # 20407, May 12, 2002 1:41 am ET
by Mister Modnar of Laundromat
No one admitted
another loser boy friend...
give me back my soul!

Haiku # 20406, May 12, 2002 1:41 am ET
by Mister Modnar of Boo Hoo Land
the website is down
i have no life outside it
wake the fuck up, brad
Haiku # 20405, May 12, 2002 1:38 am ET
by hugh
to jewel, indy and others:

..i lost my celfon last nyt
............*sigh*
.(including he-yon's no.)
Haiku # 20404, May 12, 2002 1:33 am ET
by ronin@EXCUSEMEJANIS/K

..presuming himself
.to be a projection of
himself, he presumes

....(a presumptious
........projection)
Haiku # 20403, May 12, 2002 12:32 am ET
by ronin@estaaquimuyverdadsi

...your honor, please if i
may manifest my esquire's
....state of brainlessness
Haiku # 20402, May 12, 2002 12:22 am ET
by ronin@guiltyyourhonornocontest

..which channel to choose
is enough to bog down our
.......mental giant, esq
Haiku # 20401, May 12, 2002 12:13 am ET
by ronin@hardeharhar

....m is for "that" pus
mutating from anal cells
.and some rectal wastes
Haiku # 20400, May 12, 2002 12:09 am ET
by ronin@itsshowtimefolks
Literal-minded
Bob Jones Esquire, from Waco,
Tied in mental knot
Haiku # 20399, May 12, 2002 12:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

..........k is for the girl
.....korean i met last night
.......striking and so cool

.(a beautiful face with a down-
..to-earth, innocent, child-like
..mien, but a bit adventurous
and, well...yeah, open-minded)
Haiku # 20398, May 12, 2002 12:00 am ET
by ronin@sotoughandlonelyouthere

.......a perfect backswing
with a mean downswing and a
.....graceful follow-through

........(150 yds. with a 7)
Haiku # 20397, May 11, 2002 11:43 pm ET
by ronin@andtheniwakeupagain
i'm happy with Blue
that is the name of my bong
in case you wondered
Haiku # 20396, May 11, 2002 10:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
since she is away
i can chase off this stray dog
no more free meals here
Haiku # 20395, May 11, 2002 10:16 pm ET
by jesse of cincinnati
Bush is President.
Kid Rock is V.P. Here comes
the Apocalypse.
Haiku # 20394, May 11, 2002 9:20 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Dominos Pizza:
Avoiding that damn noid since
1986
Haiku # 20393, May 11, 2002 9:19 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Roofies? Billy Dee
says no. Try Colt 45.
It works every time.
Haiku # 20392, May 11, 2002 9:18 pm ET
by Chowderhead
your kisses are great
Turbo Trey i love you so
summer is coming...
Haiku # 20391, May 11, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by big moe
I feel dead
Matthew 10:39
and I have no idea what it means

the secrets unleashed
Haiku # 20390, May 11, 2002 8:21 pm ET
by Diablo
Your mothers are what
makes you, saves you, or some of
you are mothers, or

soon...tomorrow is that day
of restlessness
Haiku # 20389, May 11, 2002 8:00 pm ET
by Diablo
A taste of the old
mindgame, holidays come down
who knows who on line

drive by is more intimate
at least you get to see who dies
Haiku # 20388, May 11, 2002 7:59 pm ET
by Diablo
Happy Mother's Day
always thinking of you, Mom
now that you are gone
Haiku # 20387, May 11, 2002 6:59 pm ET
by your daughter
Wondering, why me?
Then it comes to me, why not?
Who else could it be?

Haiku # 20386, May 11, 2002 4:14 pm ET
by JiminyCricket
now if you actually
try some then, you silly man
you've got moxie
Haiku # 20385, May 11, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 20384, May 11, 2002 3:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20383, May 11, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20382, May 11, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20381, May 11, 2002 3:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20380, May 11, 2002 3:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20379, May 11, 2002 3:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20378, May 11, 2002 3:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20377, May 11, 2002 3:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a href='http://www.xensei.com/users/iraseski/WhatIs.html'>
Haiku # 20376, May 11, 2002 3:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why would I write a
haiku telling myself to
fuck off? Ignorance
Haiku # 20375, May 11, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, Tx
ahhh hold mouse over...
'permanent link to this ku'
search function upgrade?
Haiku # 20374, May 11, 2002 2:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can hear the music,
sonorous, getting louder,
the apes are screeching!!!

do it! do it! brain moxie with that old thigh-bone!
Haiku # 20373, May 11, 2002 2:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ominous, like those
two thousand one sentinels,
something will happen

maybe moxie will get brained by a big bone now :)
Haiku # 20372, May 11, 2002 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tho orange arrows.
An invasion or maybe
an infestation?
Haiku # 20371, May 11, 2002 2:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off bob, you punk.
and take your guttless mox
with you on your ride
Haiku # 20370, May 11, 2002 1:58 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq, Waco, Tx
Supercharge the (v)6
300 horses on tap
wand'ring (v)8s beware...
Haiku # 20369, May 11, 2002 12:47 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, Tx
Ahhh...the internet
identities stolen by
gutless little punks...
Haiku # 20368, May 11, 2002 12:46 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX
why do idiots
tell others to fuck off and
use other's pen names?
Haiku # 20367, May 11, 2002 11:54 am ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX
it's finally spring
windows open noise abounds
neighbors cut their trees
Haiku # 20366, May 11, 2002 8:38 am ET
by duelling buzz saws on a Saturday morning! AAARRGH!!!
it's finally spring
windows open noise abounds
neighbors cut their trees
Haiku # 20365, May 11, 2002 8:38 am ET
by duelling buzz sawa on a Saturday morning! AAARRGH!!!
what the fuck is up
with these silly arrows at
the end of each post?
Haiku # 20364, May 11, 2002 3:30 am ET
by k of seems pointless and only a little silly
arcturus that is
Haiku # 20363, May 11, 2002 2:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
archturus the star,
heats the earth, like a candle
five miles away.
Haiku # 20362, May 11, 2002 2:24 am ET
by thismodernworld
the orange chevron.
it is making me nervous.
what's up with that huh?
Haiku # 20361, May 11, 2002 1:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck off moxie!

Haiku # 20360, May 11, 2002 1:11 am ET
by Bob Jones Esq, Waco, TX
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