Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
i'm happy with Blue
that is the name of my bong
in case you wondered
Haiku # 20396 May 11, 2002 10:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
since she is away
i can chase off this stray dog
no more free meals here
Haiku # 20395 May 11, 2002 10:16 pm ET
by jesse of cincinnati
Bush is President.
Kid Rock is V.P. Here comes
the Apocalypse.
Haiku # 20394 May 11, 2002 9:20 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Dominos Pizza:
Avoiding that damn noid since
1986
Haiku # 20393 May 11, 2002 9:19 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Roofies? Billy Dee
says no. Try Colt 45.
It works every time.
Haiku # 20392 May 11, 2002 9:18 pm ET
by Chowderhead
your kisses are great
Turbo Trey i love you so
summer is coming...
Haiku # 20391 May 11, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by big moe
I feel dead
Matthew 10:39
and I have no idea what it means

the secrets unleashed
Haiku # 20390 May 11, 2002 8:21 pm ET
by Diablo
Your mothers are what
makes you, saves you, or some of
you are mothers, or

soon...tomorrow is that day
of restlessness
Haiku # 20389 May 11, 2002 8:00 pm ET
by Diablo
A taste of the old
mindgame, holidays come down
who knows who on line

drive by is more intimate
at least you get to see who dies
Haiku # 20388 May 11, 2002 7:59 pm ET
by Diablo
Happy Mother's Day
always thinking of you, Mom
now that you are gone
Haiku # 20387 May 11, 2002 6:59 pm ET
by your daughter
Wondering, why me?
Then it comes to me, why not?
Who else could it be?

Haiku # 20386 May 11, 2002 4:14 pm ET
by JiminyCricket
now if you actually
try some then, you silly man
you've got moxie
Haiku # 20385 May 11, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 20384 May 11, 2002 3:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20383 May 11, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20382 May 11, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20381 May 11, 2002 3:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20380 May 11, 2002 3:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20379 May 11, 2002 3:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20378 May 11, 2002 3:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20377 May 11, 2002 3:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a href='http://www.xensei.com/users/iraseski/WhatIs.html'>
Haiku # 20376 May 11, 2002 3:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why would I write a
haiku telling myself to
fuck off? Ignorance
Haiku # 20375 May 11, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, Tx
ahhh hold mouse over...
'permanent link to this ku'
search function upgrade?
Haiku # 20374 May 11, 2002 2:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can hear the music,
sonorous, getting louder,
the apes are screeching!!!

do it! do it! brain moxie with that old thigh-bone!
Haiku # 20373 May 11, 2002 2:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ominous, like those
two thousand one sentinels,
something will happen

maybe moxie will get brained by a big bone now :)
Haiku # 20372 May 11, 2002 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tho orange arrows.
An invasion or maybe
an infestation?
Haiku # 20371 May 11, 2002 2:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off bob, you punk.
and take your guttless mox
with you on your ride
Haiku # 20370 May 11, 2002 1:58 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq, Waco, Tx
Supercharge the (v)6
300 horses on tap
wand'ring (v)8s beware...
Haiku # 20369 May 11, 2002 12:47 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, Tx
Ahhh...the internet
identities stolen by
gutless little punks...
Haiku # 20368 May 11, 2002 12:46 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX
why do idiots
tell others to fuck off and
use other's pen names?
Haiku # 20367 May 11, 2002 11:54 am ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX
it's finally spring
windows open noise abounds
neighbors cut their trees
Haiku # 20366 May 11, 2002 8:38 am ET
by duelling buzz saws on a Saturday morning! AAARRGH!!!
it's finally spring
windows open noise abounds
neighbors cut their trees
Haiku # 20365 May 11, 2002 8:38 am ET
by duelling buzz sawa on a Saturday morning! AAARRGH!!!
what the fuck is up
with these silly arrows at
the end of each post?
Haiku # 20364 May 11, 2002 3:30 am ET
by k of seems pointless and only a little silly
arcturus that is
Haiku # 20363 May 11, 2002 2:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
archturus the star,
heats the earth, like a candle
five miles away.
Haiku # 20362 May 11, 2002 2:24 am ET
by thismodernworld
the orange chevron.
it is making me nervous.
what's up with that huh?
Haiku # 20361 May 11, 2002 1:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck off moxie!

Haiku # 20360 May 11, 2002 1:11 am ET
by Bob Jones Esq, Waco, TX

.....time for my heroes
3 stuff (expanded version)
baldur's gate's depressing
Haiku # 20359 May 11, 2002 1:09 am ET
by time

.......lower middle earth
spewing hellfire and brimstone
........gurgling hot lava

Haiku # 20358 May 11, 2002 1:05 am ET
by ronin@awhackoesquireindeed
"Nobody Loves Me,"
Beth Gibbons' haunting voice cries
Sour Times, indeed.
Haiku # 20357 May 10, 2002 11:44 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX
Upper Canada
Lager of ingredients
Natural and 4
Haiku # 20356 May 10, 2002 11:25 pm ET
by Janis & Derek of Toronto
Still in the name
Left Behind, the Anti-Christ
looks like Sting somewhat
Haiku # 20354 May 10, 2002 9:13 pm ET
by Diablo of Tim LaHaye resembles a manakin
rest assured that when
poison drips from my pen it's
a spiritual rabies...

and it's not you
Haiku # 20353 May 10, 2002 9:01 pm ET
by Diablo
Voluminous Gas
intensity drops, smells worse;
Oops, I pooped my pants
Haiku # 20352 May 10, 2002 7:15 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Working on Webpage
I often neglect it and
Today I add things.
Haiku # 20351 May 10, 2002 6:30 pm ET
by WyldKyss
talk, it's only talk
babble, burble, brouhaha
and bicker, bicker...
Haiku # 20350 May 10, 2002 4:56 pm ET
by scott, adapting the lyrics of King Crimson
Must be that frog at
the bottom of his glass
saying Budweiser...

forgot a letter or two
Haiku # 20349 May 10, 2002 4:39 pm ET
by Diablo
QED, still sexually
frustrated, what's the point of
porn but to sub, for

love? Is philosophy
mental porno then? Kiekegaard's
Masturbations? 101?
Haiku # 20348 May 10, 2002 4:39 pm ET
by Diablo
there are those who like
to say to some you think too much
but, that's just, them

it's for me what I say?
Haiku # 20347 May 10, 2002 4:37 pm ET
by Diablo
alone it brings one to
think that one must stop
but, some cannot but

keep going, faith
is that leap into nothingness
Haiku # 20346 May 10, 2002 4:36 pm ET
by Diablo