Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Dominos Pizza:
Avoiding that damn noid since
1986
Haiku # 20393, May 11, 2002 9:19 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Roofies? Billy Dee
says no. Try Colt 45.
It works every time.
Haiku # 20392, May 11, 2002 9:18 pm ET
by Chowderhead
your kisses are great
Turbo Trey i love you so
summer is coming...
Haiku # 20391, May 11, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by big moe
I feel dead
Matthew 10:39
and I have no idea what it means

the secrets unleashed
Haiku # 20390, May 11, 2002 8:21 pm ET
by Diablo
Your mothers are what
makes you, saves you, or some of
you are mothers, or

soon...tomorrow is that day
of restlessness
Haiku # 20389, May 11, 2002 8:00 pm ET
by Diablo
A taste of the old
mindgame, holidays come down
who knows who on line

drive by is more intimate
at least you get to see who dies
Haiku # 20388, May 11, 2002 7:59 pm ET
by Diablo
Happy Mother's Day
always thinking of you, Mom
now that you are gone
Haiku # 20387, May 11, 2002 6:59 pm ET
by your daughter
Wondering, why me?
Then it comes to me, why not?
Who else could it be?

Haiku # 20386, May 11, 2002 4:14 pm ET
by JiminyCricket
now if you actually
try some then, you silly man
you've got moxie
Haiku # 20385, May 11, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 20384, May 11, 2002 3:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20383, May 11, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20382, May 11, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20381, May 11, 2002 3:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20380, May 11, 2002 3:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20379, May 11, 2002 3:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20378, May 11, 2002 3:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20377, May 11, 2002 3:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a href='http://www.xensei.com/users/iraseski/WhatIs.html'>
Haiku # 20376, May 11, 2002 3:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why would I write a
haiku telling myself to
fuck off? Ignorance
Haiku # 20375, May 11, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, Tx
ahhh hold mouse over...
'permanent link to this ku'
search function upgrade?
Haiku # 20374, May 11, 2002 2:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can hear the music,
sonorous, getting louder,
the apes are screeching!!!

do it! do it! brain moxie with that old thigh-bone!
Haiku # 20373, May 11, 2002 2:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ominous, like those
two thousand one sentinels,
something will happen

maybe moxie will get brained by a big bone now :)
Haiku # 20372, May 11, 2002 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tho orange arrows.
An invasion or maybe
an infestation?
Haiku # 20371, May 11, 2002 2:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off bob, you punk.
and take your guttless mox
with you on your ride
Haiku # 20370, May 11, 2002 1:58 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq, Waco, Tx
Supercharge the (v)6
300 horses on tap
wand'ring (v)8s beware...
Haiku # 20369, May 11, 2002 12:47 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, Tx
Ahhh...the internet
identities stolen by
gutless little punks...
Haiku # 20368, May 11, 2002 12:46 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX
why do idiots
tell others to fuck off and
use other's pen names?
Haiku # 20367, May 11, 2002 11:54 am ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX
it's finally spring
windows open noise abounds
neighbors cut their trees
Haiku # 20366, May 11, 2002 8:38 am ET
by duelling buzz saws on a Saturday morning! AAARRGH!!!
it's finally spring
windows open noise abounds
neighbors cut their trees
Haiku # 20365, May 11, 2002 8:38 am ET
by duelling buzz sawa on a Saturday morning! AAARRGH!!!
what the fuck is up
with these silly arrows at
the end of each post?
Haiku # 20364, May 11, 2002 3:30 am ET
by k of seems pointless and only a little silly
arcturus that is
Haiku # 20363, May 11, 2002 2:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
archturus the star,
heats the earth, like a candle
five miles away.
Haiku # 20362, May 11, 2002 2:24 am ET
by thismodernworld
the orange chevron.
it is making me nervous.
what's up with that huh?
Haiku # 20361, May 11, 2002 1:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck off moxie!

Haiku # 20360, May 11, 2002 1:11 am ET
by Bob Jones Esq, Waco, TX

.....time for my heroes
3 stuff (expanded version)
baldur's gate's depressing
Haiku # 20359, May 11, 2002 1:09 am ET
by time

.......lower middle earth
spewing hellfire and brimstone
........gurgling hot lava

Haiku # 20358, May 11, 2002 1:05 am ET
by ronin@awhackoesquireindeed
"Nobody Loves Me,"
Beth Gibbons' haunting voice cries
Sour Times, indeed.
Haiku # 20357, May 10, 2002 11:44 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX
Upper Canada
Lager of ingredients
Natural and 4
Haiku # 20356, May 10, 2002 11:25 pm ET
by Janis & Derek of Toronto
Still in the name
Left Behind, the Anti-Christ
looks like Sting somewhat
Haiku # 20354, May 10, 2002 9:13 pm ET
by Diablo of Tim LaHaye resembles a manakin
rest assured that when
poison drips from my pen it's
a spiritual rabies...

and it's not you
Haiku # 20353, May 10, 2002 9:01 pm ET
by Diablo
Voluminous Gas
intensity drops, smells worse;
Oops, I pooped my pants
Haiku # 20352, May 10, 2002 7:15 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Working on Webpage
I often neglect it and
Today I add things.
Haiku # 20351, May 10, 2002 6:30 pm ET
by WyldKyss
talk, it's only talk
babble, burble, brouhaha
and bicker, bicker...
Haiku # 20350, May 10, 2002 4:56 pm ET
by scott, adapting the lyrics of King Crimson
Must be that frog at
the bottom of his glass
saying Budweiser...

forgot a letter or two
Haiku # 20349, May 10, 2002 4:39 pm ET
by Diablo
QED, still sexually
frustrated, what's the point of
porn but to sub, for

love? Is philosophy
mental porno then? Kiekegaard's
Masturbations? 101?
Haiku # 20348, May 10, 2002 4:39 pm ET
by Diablo
there are those who like
to say to some you think too much
but, that's just, them

it's for me what I say?
Haiku # 20347, May 10, 2002 4:37 pm ET
by Diablo
alone it brings one to
think that one must stop
but, some cannot but

keep going, faith
is that leap into nothingness
Haiku # 20346, May 10, 2002 4:36 pm ET
by Diablo
Well, philosophy asks
questions, if answers come
then, a few more steps

are taken
Haiku # 20345, May 10, 2002 4:35 pm ET
by Diablo
The continued cry,
"Fuck off Moxie," is stupid
and pointless coming

from "Anonymous
Poet." Hiding behind their
computer. Pansy...
Haiku # 20344, May 10, 2002 4:34 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX
why philosophize
if it brings you no closer
to that lofty goal?
Haiku # 20343, May 10, 2002 4:33 pm ET
by scott
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