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28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

the orange chevron.
it is making me nervous.
what's up with that huh?
Haiku # 20361, May 11, 2002 1:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck off moxie!

Haiku # 20360, May 11, 2002 1:11 am ET
by Bob Jones Esq, Waco, TX

.....time for my heroes
3 stuff (expanded version)
baldur's gate's depressing
Haiku # 20359, May 11, 2002 1:09 am ET
by time

.......lower middle earth
spewing hellfire and brimstone
........gurgling hot lava

Haiku # 20358, May 11, 2002 1:05 am ET
by ronin@awhackoesquireindeed
"Nobody Loves Me,"
Beth Gibbons' haunting voice cries
Sour Times, indeed.
Haiku # 20357, May 10, 2002 11:44 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX
Upper Canada
Lager of ingredients
Natural and 4
Haiku # 20356, May 10, 2002 11:25 pm ET
by Janis & Derek of Toronto
Still in the name
Left Behind, the Anti-Christ
looks like Sting somewhat
Haiku # 20354, May 10, 2002 9:13 pm ET
by Diablo of Tim LaHaye resembles a manakin
rest assured that when
poison drips from my pen it's
a spiritual rabies...

and it's not you
Haiku # 20353, May 10, 2002 9:01 pm ET
by Diablo
Voluminous Gas
intensity drops, smells worse;
Oops, I pooped my pants
Haiku # 20352, May 10, 2002 7:15 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Working on Webpage
I often neglect it and
Today I add things.
Haiku # 20351, May 10, 2002 6:30 pm ET
by WyldKyss
talk, it's only talk
babble, burble, brouhaha
and bicker, bicker...
Haiku # 20350, May 10, 2002 4:56 pm ET
by scott, adapting the lyrics of King Crimson
Must be that frog at
the bottom of his glass
saying Budweiser...

forgot a letter or two
Haiku # 20349, May 10, 2002 4:39 pm ET
by Diablo
QED, still sexually
frustrated, what's the point of
porn but to sub, for

love? Is philosophy
mental porno then? Kiekegaard's
Masturbations? 101?
Haiku # 20348, May 10, 2002 4:39 pm ET
by Diablo
there are those who like
to say to some you think too much
but, that's just, them

it's for me what I say?
Haiku # 20347, May 10, 2002 4:37 pm ET
by Diablo
alone it brings one to
think that one must stop
but, some cannot but

keep going, faith
is that leap into nothingness
Haiku # 20346, May 10, 2002 4:36 pm ET
by Diablo
Well, philosophy asks
questions, if answers come
then, a few more steps

are taken
Haiku # 20345, May 10, 2002 4:35 pm ET
by Diablo
The continued cry,
"Fuck off Moxie," is stupid
and pointless coming

from "Anonymous
Poet." Hiding behind their
computer. Pansy...
Haiku # 20344, May 10, 2002 4:34 pm ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX
why philosophize
if it brings you no closer
to that lofty goal?
Haiku # 20343, May 10, 2002 4:33 pm ET
by scott
if peace of mind is
ever achieved then there is
no more need for

philosophy
Haiku # 20342, May 10, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by Diablo
"PEACE" THIS MOXIE
YOU ASSHOLE......
Haiku # 20341, May 10, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
FUCK OFF MOXIE
Haiku # 20340, May 10, 2002 4:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
FUCK OFF MOXIE
Haiku # 20339, May 10, 2002 4:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
FUCK OFF MOXI
Haiku # 20338, May 10, 2002 4:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
FUCK OFF MOXIE
Haiku # 20337, May 10, 2002 4:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
much philosophy
but what is it really worth
with no peace of mind?
Haiku # 20336, May 10, 2002 4:22 pm ET
by scott (peace out)
Whatever the projection
I ask you to take up each
others cross as if you were

yourselves...

Haiku # 20335, May 10, 2002 4:19 pm ET
by Diablo
utterances of love
cause those things to flee in
anguish...for they cannot

stand the truer phase
they are lost forever
in themselves
Haiku # 20334, May 10, 2002 4:14 pm ET
by Diablo
shadowy shapes utter
the words you have said here
when you die, tearing

at your soul as if it
were your body, and you
see the reality of Hell

first hand, there is no escape
Haiku # 20333, May 10, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Diablo
who have you harmed? pass
the buck and pretend these
words on line do not

do anything to anyone
in the real world? overreact...
in the end though, this

one's for you...
Haiku # 20332, May 10, 2002 4:12 pm ET
by Diablo
the answer when one
gets back to you is we
are all on the same path

to the grave, it's just
how we get there that
matters, and where we go

afterwards... I am God
which makes a lousy God
Haiku # 20331, May 10, 2002 4:08 pm ET
by Diablo
the youth of this
united states, when the words
of hate are said...

there is no retracting
only more of the same
so is Isreal and Palestine

how many more must die?
Haiku # 20330, May 10, 2002 4:07 pm ET
by Diablo
Suicides collected, and
thrown into dumpsters...we don't
care anymore, go ahead

shoot
Haiku # 20329, May 10, 2002 4:04 pm ET
by Diablo
pathetic urban lives
ruled by the latest fashion
empty and devoid of value

or meaning, those who
throw themselves off of
buildings add to the toxic

waste of the airwaves
Haiku # 20328, May 10, 2002 4:04 pm ET
by Diablo
Those people who project
their feelings on others are
presuming others presume

they presume, fact is
they do it to each other
pathetic they are as well
Haiku # 20327, May 10, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by Diablo
We are desperate
to barge and storm into your
inner sanctum

but we need to disguise
our powers with the sugar
of your own self interest
Haiku # 20326, May 10, 2002 4:02 pm ET
by Diablo
I held a razor
to my wrist at a job, sliced
the air, lost it a week

later
Haiku # 20325, May 10, 2002 4:01 pm ET
by Diablo
been sick for 3
days and not out there, the
off switch is the best thing

how else do I justify
beating myself up and then
letting others do too
Haiku # 20324, May 10, 2002 4:01 pm ET
by Diablo
I project words and
phrases, arouse ideas
in retaliation...

It's best to work alone
because competition stifles
hope and faith and love...

Haiku # 20323, May 10, 2002 3:58 pm ET
by Diablo
who is the samurai
do they know who he or she
is or merely, words

written on walls...
there is no death here
only passing observations

of life
Haiku # 20322, May 10, 2002 3:57 pm ET
by Diablo
We are all at a loss
for words, complacent...
believing another's opinion

assholes can be passed
for an occasional
realization, they want to be right

the noose awaits
Haiku # 20320, May 10, 2002 3:56 pm ET
by Diablo
the masterless
samurai has no honor
wandering from

himself, never finding
anything, but the eternal
loss of honor...

Haiku # 20319, May 10, 2002 3:53 pm ET
by Diablo
You can't move on from
reputation, for it is
more important, in

our society, who's
ass you kiss, and who likes you
is more important

the drive by express
Haiku # 20317, May 10, 2002 3:51 pm ET
by Diablo
The struggle for art
is a fight over expression
and who's is best, when

all is taste in the
end, roccoco vs. ego
old versus the new
Haiku # 20316, May 10, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by Diablo
Well, he almost ran
a girl down today in his car
unemployment

Haiku # 20315, May 10, 2002 3:48 pm ET
by Diablo
my competition:
a rock star, a married man
and another chick

so what's missing here?
perhaps a priest, drug dealer
mama with drama

all the world's a play
i sit with the audience
and call out "author!"
Haiku # 20314, May 10, 2002 1:32 pm ET
by scott (not bored, but)

....how presume you so
that your projection of self
.......is that of others

(a butthead in one does'nt
make buttheads of others)

Haiku # 20313, May 10, 2002 12:40 pm ET
by ronin@BUTTOFFBUTTHEAD
It's all coming to
a head, where it's man that
wants to be a God
Haiku # 20312, May 10, 2002 12:03 pm ET
by Diablo
Never knowing what
or how we should live our lives
what makes us happy?
Haiku # 20311, May 10, 2002 11:53 am ET
by jewel1
a dead man walking
zombies, weirdos, a lot more
just waiting for death
Haiku # 20310, May 10, 2002 11:51 am ET
by jewel1
thanatos I like
to call death and beits friend
smiling when it comes
Haiku # 20309, May 10, 2002 11:50 am ET
by jewel1
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