Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
Never knowing what
or how we should live our lives
what makes us happy?
Haiku # 20311 May 10, 2002 11:53 am ET
by jewel1
a dead man walking
zombies, weirdos, a lot more
just waiting for death
Haiku # 20310 May 10, 2002 11:51 am ET
by jewel1
thanatos I like
to call death and beits friend
smiling when it comes
Haiku # 20309 May 10, 2002 11:50 am ET
by jewel1
pathos is death, for
some would rather live a lie
take it all life long
Haiku # 20308 May 10, 2002 11:47 am ET
by Diablo
Romantic? A fool?
A subjectuve perception
it doesnt matter...
Haiku # 20307 May 10, 2002 11:38 am ET
by jewel1
Being ridiculed
pathetic, they always say
yet, it is the truth
Haiku # 20306 May 10, 2002 11:37 am ET
by jewel
while we're here today
very happy and at peace
let it be, for now
Haiku # 20305 May 10, 2002 11:37 am ET
by jewel1
forever is false
we belong to each other
we know that too well
Haiku # 20304 May 10, 2002 11:36 am ET
by jewel1
my happiness is
knowing you are here with me
now, and 'til beyond
Haiku # 20303 May 10, 2002 11:35 am ET
by jewel1
kissing your hot lips
throwing snowballs on winters
sipping tea with you
Haiku # 20302 May 10, 2002 11:34 am ET
by jewel1
my happiness is
watching you sleep so soundly
and holding your hand
Haiku # 20301 May 10, 2002 11:33 am ET
by jewel1
my lips shall utter
my undying love for you
'til we meet again
Haiku # 20300 May 10, 2002 11:32 am ET
by jewel1
calling only you
the half that completes my whole
the blood of my life
Haiku # 20299 May 10, 2002 11:31 am ET
by jewel1
I will call your name
in the innermost sanctum
of my wounded heart
Haiku # 20298 May 10, 2002 11:31 am ET
by jewel1
cynical wu talk
vomit murder suicide
no place for babies
Haiku # 20297 May 10, 2002 11:27 am ET
by wet nurse for saps
stress of temp workers
a record broken, useless
and to feel trapped...
Haiku # 20296 May 10, 2002 11:11 am ET
by Diablo
how can I resist
borgs and bots and lollipops
make me feel so fine
Haiku # 20295 May 10, 2002 11:06 am ET
by Lolita
finals here again
time to study my ass off
only to get C's
Haiku # 20294 May 10, 2002 10:36 am ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX
Oh, round bleen, joined at the spleen,
what ass' jaw created ebola?
Fifty versons, forty acre pants,
Bring it on, bitch-ola
Haiku # 20293 May 10, 2002 10:28 am ET
by out there man of out there
I heard the news today
oh, boy, computer chips implanted, Doritos
from hell itself

we are all borg now
Haiku # 20292 May 10, 2002 10:27 am ET
by Diablo
heart of a poet
bronchioles of a rasta
grin of a cheshire

Haiku # 20291 May 10, 2002 8:12 am ET
by ash

.......Lolita sounds like...ash?
hmmm... something is quite amiss
...........a gender crisis?

...........(butt off, mox!)
Haiku # 20290 May 10, 2002 7:55 am ET
by ronin@construedinwaysmorethanonedude

....strangers in the night
glancing at skyline pigeons
......over moonlit sky
Haiku # 20289 May 10, 2002 7:50 am ET
by ronin@ifonlydreamsdocometrue....
communal scapegoat
internet pornography
remind us of love
Haiku # 20288 May 10, 2002 12:57 am ET
by jesse of cincinnati
some sort of magic
we never met lolita
but it sounds like me
Haiku # 20287 May 10, 2002 12:25 am ET
by ash
I think I'm in love
he has heart of a poet
mind of a scholar
Haiku # 20286 May 9, 2002 10:40 pm ET
by Lolita (and is my best lover yet)
garfield makes me
want to vomet all over
the place so i do
Haiku # 20285 May 9, 2002 10:23 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr (G.H.S #1)

jealous cowards want contrlol
Haiku # 20284 May 9, 2002 10:17 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr demented)
your miserable
i understand your problem
your guts all spill out
Haiku # 20283 May 9, 2002 10:06 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr
spiderman is lame
scooby-doo is much beter
acchuly bothsuck
Haiku # 20281 May 9, 2002 9:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
punk rock is the bomb
not hip hop or stupid pop
boy bands kiss my ass
Haiku # 20280 May 9, 2002 9:32 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr
i crave this feeling
to see disgust in your eyes
always wanting more
Haiku # 20279 May 9, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr
urban roadrunners
such a silly looking breed
jog along for hours
Haiku # 20278 May 9, 2002 6:28 pm ET
by A. Musing
forget the pigeons
mass ave is for roadrunners
(when it's late outside)
Haiku # 20277 May 9, 2002 4:20 pm ET
by scott (got the internet on)
Massachusetts Ave.
hear a WHACK - look up to see
pigeon suicide
Haiku # 20276 May 9, 2002 3:54 pm ET
by A. Musing (really wasn't) must have been sun glare 'boidy' never saw THAT sign
With life comes painful
conclusions, that it's not snap
but, it works on out
Haiku # 20275 May 9, 2002 2:21 pm ET
by Diablo
use the subjunctive
when waxing suicidal:
i wish i were dead
Haiku # 20274 May 9, 2002 2:02 pm ET
by anal, and an asshole
i'm no animal
i'm tired of your abuse
i wish i was dead
Haiku # 20273 May 9, 2002 1:55 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr
market street downtown
san francisco, sunny day
pigeons eat vomit
Haiku # 20271 May 9, 2002 1:47 pm ET
by k of let me paint you a picture I'll never forget
bird works for a lot
'specially in traffic jams
universal sign
Haiku # 20270 May 9, 2002 12:35 pm ET
by A. Musing
this is distraction
in the end, will you sell your
souls for Survivor?
Haiku # 20269 May 9, 2002 11:46 am ET
by Diablo
It's often hard to
let go of the past until
it is time for it
Haiku # 20268 May 9, 2002 11:45 am ET
by Diablo
the young need a thing
to batter to make themselves
feel better, we all do
Haiku # 20267 May 9, 2002 11:42 am ET
by Diablo
hey, Mitsukai
have they repaired Turtle Bay?
North Shores old hotel
Haiku # 20266 May 9, 2002 11:01 am ET
by Boston gal...missing the tradewinds
two wongs ate some wings
peanut sauce ginger and soy
pigeons can be fine
Haiku # 20265 May 9, 2002 10:48 am ET
by A. Musing
when australia
rhymes with genitalia
grandma has a cock

Haiku # 20264 May 9, 2002 8:55 am ET
by ash
pigeons flying rats,
their cooing, like fingernails
scratching on boredom
Haiku # 20263 May 9, 2002 12:03 am ET
by kookoo
pigeons flying rats,
there cooing, like fingernails
scratching on boredom



Haiku # 20262 May 9, 2002 12:03 am ET
by kookoo
mukis and vomit
these things all fall in to it
what a piece of crap
Haiku # 20261 May 8, 2002 10:37 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr (l.a.u.s.d trash can)
good for nothin bird
with a twisted nasty mouth
pigeons make me sick
Haiku # 20258 May 8, 2002 10:34 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >