Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

punk rock is the bomb
not hip hop or stupid pop
boy bands kiss my ass
Haiku # 20280, May 9, 2002 9:32 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr
i crave this feeling
to see disgust in your eyes
always wanting more
Haiku # 20279, May 9, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr
urban roadrunners
such a silly looking breed
jog along for hours
Haiku # 20278, May 9, 2002 6:28 pm ET
by A. Musing
forget the pigeons
mass ave is for roadrunners
(when it's late outside)
Haiku # 20277, May 9, 2002 4:20 pm ET
by scott (got the internet on)
Massachusetts Ave.
hear a WHACK - look up to see
pigeon suicide
Haiku # 20276, May 9, 2002 3:54 pm ET
by A. Musing (really wasn't) must have been sun glare 'boidy' never saw THAT sign
With life comes painful
conclusions, that it's not snap
but, it works on out
Haiku # 20275, May 9, 2002 2:21 pm ET
by Diablo
use the subjunctive
when waxing suicidal:
i wish i were dead
Haiku # 20274, May 9, 2002 2:02 pm ET
by anal, and an asshole
i'm no animal
i'm tired of your abuse
i wish i was dead
Haiku # 20273, May 9, 2002 1:55 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr
market street downtown
san francisco, sunny day
pigeons eat vomit
Haiku # 20271, May 9, 2002 1:47 pm ET
by k of let me paint you a picture I'll never forget
bird works for a lot
'specially in traffic jams
universal sign
Haiku # 20270, May 9, 2002 12:35 pm ET
by A. Musing
this is distraction
in the end, will you sell your
souls for Survivor?
Haiku # 20269, May 9, 2002 11:46 am ET
by Diablo
It's often hard to
let go of the past until
it is time for it
Haiku # 20268, May 9, 2002 11:45 am ET
by Diablo
the young need a thing
to batter to make themselves
feel better, we all do
Haiku # 20267, May 9, 2002 11:42 am ET
by Diablo
hey, Mitsukai
have they repaired Turtle Bay?
North Shores old hotel
Haiku # 20266, May 9, 2002 11:01 am ET
by Boston gal...missing the tradewinds
two wongs ate some wings
peanut sauce ginger and soy
pigeons can be fine
Haiku # 20265, May 9, 2002 10:48 am ET
by A. Musing
when australia
rhymes with genitalia
grandma has a cock

Haiku # 20264, May 9, 2002 8:55 am ET
by ash
pigeons flying rats,
their cooing, like fingernails
scratching on boredom
Haiku # 20263, May 9, 2002 12:03 am ET
by kookoo
pigeons flying rats,
there cooing, like fingernails
scratching on boredom



Haiku # 20262, May 9, 2002 12:03 am ET
by kookoo
mukis and vomit
these things all fall in to it
what a piece of crap
Haiku # 20261, May 8, 2002 10:37 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr (l.a.u.s.d trash can)
good for nothin bird
with a twisted nasty mouth
pigeons make me sick
Haiku # 20258, May 8, 2002 10:34 pm ET
by carlos guzman jr
good for nothin bird
with a twisted nasty mouth
pigeons make me sick
Haiku # 20257, May 8, 2002 10:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mox is as mox does
and since i've never spoofed mox
one wrong makes no right
Haiku # 20256, May 8, 2002 10:01 pm ET
by scott (i should let it go, but i kind of do like my name)
two wings made a wong.
number that is, Then three?
a bird and a half?
Haiku # 20255, May 8, 2002 8:53 pm ET
by scott, if...
two wrongs make a right
and three wrongs make everything
right enough to be wrong

Haiku # 20254, May 8, 2002 8:44 pm ET
by k of by the way...the 17 syllable rule is crap!
my little brother
really...a pain in the ass
I love to beat him
Haiku # 20253, May 8, 2002 8:29 pm ET
by A. Musing (especially at chess)
My little sister
Has a flare for dramatic
Likes to sound beaten.
Haiku # 20252, May 8, 2002 8:02 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Staring at the clock,
Bored silly, need to stay up -
It is caffiene time!
Haiku # 20251, May 8, 2002 6:14 pm ET
by Mitsukai of Honolulu HI
but I must admit
that Boston gal (yes, it's true)
s'in a royal funk
Haiku # 20250, May 8, 2002 6:11 pm ET
by yeah...I'll get over it
just another name
(love those nom de plumes, I do)
not pregnant at all
Haiku # 20249, May 8, 2002 6:09 pm ET
by simply A. Musing
my fingers are fat
so chubby I can't type right
water retention
Haiku # 20248, May 8, 2002 6:07 pm ET
by Lolita...gazing at first line of earlier haiku...oops
Ican't see my legs
my belly is simply huge
two more months to go
Haiku # 20247, May 8, 2002 6:04 pm ET
by Lolita
It's up to my waist
and through its soupy mist
I can't see my legs
Haiku # 20246, May 8, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
*sigh*
Haiku # 20245, May 8, 2002 5:25 pm ET
by me again
the thread of desire
and the needle that draws it
is my nemesis
Haiku # 20244, May 8, 2002 5:24 pm ET
by Boston gal
strangers when we meet
how quickly the courtship passed
strangers as we part
Haiku # 20243, May 8, 2002 5:23 pm ET
by Boston gal
I hate the summer
My car AC had gone out
Three hundred and Ten.
Haiku # 20242, May 8, 2002 5:15 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Sitting in office,
Must haiku before I work -
Will get pink slip soon.
Haiku # 20241, May 8, 2002 4:46 pm ET
by Mitsukai of Honolulu HI
We all need haiku
Bad haiku better than none
At best, busy work
Haiku # 20240, May 8, 2002 4:42 pm ET
by Mitsukai of Honolulu HI
those who procreate
must know something that i don't...
that, or vice versa
Haiku # 20239, May 8, 2002 3:54 pm ET
by scott
often forgotten
in the quest for seventeen:
the haiku moment
Haiku # 20238, May 8, 2002 3:29 pm ET
by scott
first, five syllables
second, seven syllables
third, five syllables

"all too easy"
-darth vader
Haiku # 20237, May 8, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by jesse of cincinnati
you useless pedant
unworshipped; paralysis
of ostentation
Haiku # 20236, May 8, 2002 3:18 pm ET
by jesse of cincinnati
yeah
i blew that one
and this one.
Haiku # 20235, May 8, 2002 3:11 pm ET
by jesse of cincinnati
simple catalyst
i become violent, seeing
your NASCAR sticker
Haiku # 20234, May 8, 2002 3:10 pm ET
by jesse of cincinnati
the old man gargles
the blue bong sings in gurgles
the young man giggles
Haiku # 20233, May 8, 2002 3:04 pm ET
by jesse of cincinnati
some like it baking
some just get bak
Haiku # 20232, May 8, 2002 3:02 pm ET
by sheena
mewrowr? mewr mrrow
seven syllables of cat
are too hard to scan
Haiku # 20231, May 8, 2002 3:00 pm ET
by sheena
belov-ed sunshine
this house feels much like a kiln
summer is coming
Haiku # 20230, May 8, 2002 2:59 pm ET
by jesse of cincinnati
how can haiku stop?
shit and poetry don't end
equal amounts here
Haiku # 20229, May 8, 2002 2:58 pm ET
by sheena
mysterious cat
so many stories to tell
and only one word
Haiku # 20228, May 8, 2002 2:58 pm ET
by scott
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